Douluo: I Transmigrated as Tang Wulin
Chapter 4

Shrek Seven Monsters

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Shrek City was home not only to Shrek Academy, but also to the headquarters of the Tang Sect and the Spirit Pagoda.

The continent's three strongest organizations were all located in Shrek City.

Shrek Academy, the continent's foremost academy, had produced countless powerful experts.

On the streets of Shrek City stood a handsome man who looked to be around thirty. His gaze was somewhat cold, but it did nothing to diminish his charm.

He seemed to be waiting for someone.

Before long, a beautiful figure came bouncing up to him with her hands clasped behind her back.

The young woman smiled. "Sorry, I'm late. Have you been waiting long?"

The man shook his head and smiled. "No, I only got here a little while ago too."

The young woman stretched lazily. "Come to think of it, it's been so long since we last went out for a stroll. We train at the academy every day. It's boring me to death."

"Today, we finally have time to come out, so you have to keep me company and have fun with me all day.

"Okay." The man's gaze remained gentle. "You'll be in charge of buying, buying, buying. I'll be in charge of paying and carrying everything."

The young woman giggled. "That's more like it."

She linked her arm through his. "Hurry up and let's eat! The usual place—I'm starving for it."

Amid laughter and playful banter, the two headed toward a small shop.

Oh, right. The man was called Wu Changkong, while the young woman was called Long Bing.

They were both elders of Shrek Academy's Sea God Pavilion, beings at the level of Titled Douluo.

In the distance, a golden figure watched the scene and murmured, "Teacher Wu, at least in this time and space, you're happy."

This could be considered making up for one regret.

Xu Xiaoyan had been very happy lately, because she was getting married. Recently, she and Yue Zhengyu had been busy decorating their marital home.

Looking at the several wedding dresses before her, Xu Xiaoyan felt dazzled. She had trouble making choices and did not know which one to pick.

Yue Zhengyu walked in from outside, wrapped his arms around Xu Xiaoyan's waist from behind, and kissed her little face. "Darling, you still haven't chosen?"

"Yes." Xu Xiaoyan smiled bitterly. "Zhengyu, hurry and help me look. Which one do you think would look better on me?"

Yue Zhengyu said, "You look good in all of them. Didn't you try them all on that day?"

"Forget it." Xu Xiaoyan rolled her eyes at him. "Asking you was pointless."

"Alright." Yue Zhengyu's eyes shifted, and then he chuckled. "Darling, let's not choose for now. I want to ask you something."

Looking at Yue Zhengyu, Xu Xiaoyan suddenly had a bad feeling. "What is it?"

"Have you ever heard a saying?" As he spoke, Yue Zhengyu swept Xu Xiaoyan up in a princess carry. "A mother rises in status through her son."

Xu Xiaoyan cried out and hurriedly wrapped her arms around Yue Zhengyu's neck. "Pervert! Put me down!"

Yue Zhengyu laughed. "How am I a pervert for carrying my own wife?"

"Pah! I haven't married you yet."

"You will soon."

Yue Zhengyu carried Xu Xiaoyan upstairs to complete the process of "a mother rises in status through her son."

Xie Xie was somewhat uneasy. Among the Shrek Seven Monsters, aside from Tang Wulin, everyone had already decided to hold their weddings in seven days. He planned to propose then, but he had no confidence at all!

"Yuanen... she'll marry me, right?" Xie Xie wondered uncertainly.

"Xie Xie." At that moment, Yuanen Yehui appeared before him after changing clothes. Xie Xie looked up and froze.

Yuanen wore an extremely provocative outfit. Black stockings encased her smooth legs, while her wine-red hair spilled over her chest. Her curves were perfect, and her figure was alluring and fiery.

"Damn, no, no." Xie Xie only felt his nose heating up as he stammered, "Yuanen, you... you today... what's gotten into you?"

One had to know that Yuanen Yehui never dressed like this normally!

Yuanen Yehui beckoned Xie Xie over. "Come in with me. You've been doing well lately, so I'll reward you properly."

"What?" Xie Xie was beside himself with excitement. There was such a good thing? He felt flames begin to rise in his lower abdomen.

"Really?" Xie Xie asked in a trembling voice.

Yuanen Yehui smiled without saying anything, then turned and entered the room.

"Let's do it!" Xie Xie immediately followed her in.

Then Yuanen Yehui's voice came from inside the room. "Be gentler—ah! Do you even know how to do this? It hurts!"

Inside the room, Yuanen Yehui said angrily, "Do you even know how to give a massage?"

Xie Xie's mouth twitched. He had thought...

"Massage me properly. I've been so busy lately I'm practically dead."

"Xie Xie, why do you keep touching my feet and legs?"

Xu Qianzhi looked at Ye Xinglan's delicate face, his heart full of conflict.

Ye Xinglan seemed to have noticed something as well, and she suddenly smiled.

That smile left Xu Qianzhi staring blankly. He took a deep breath, as though he had made a major decision.

"Don't say anything." Ye Xinglan interrupted him.

Xu Qianzhi's gaze immediately dimmed, and he looked somewhat disappointed.

The next instant, soft warmth pressed against his lips. Xu Qianzhi's eyes widened at once.

She had actually taken the initiative... to kiss him!

A flush crossed Ye Xinglan's face, but she continued kissing Xu Qianzhi.

She also transmitted her voice to him. "Idiot, we're a couple now. Kissing is perfectly normal, okay!"

As time passed, Xu Qianzhi finally began to fight back.

However, like Xie Xie, he did not pierce through that final layer of paper. (Yue Zhengyu: You're on the first floor, while I'm in the stratosphere.)

Outside the window, bright moonlight poured down upon Shrek City, upon Shrek Academy, and upon the Tang Sect.

And even more so upon us!

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