The Wish Stone! "My heavens, someone finally drew a Wish Stone! The Jade Emperor got it!"
"He'd been saving up his luck! I thought the Jade Emperor had lousy luck, but his very first draw was a Wish Stone!"
"The Jade Emperor's luck has turned around lately!"
The immortals below stared with bloodshot eyes. Every stone drawn meant one fewer chance for them. That bastard of a Jade Emperor had stumbled into some damn incredible luck.
God fucking damn it! The Jade Emperor's heart ached. This wasn't his. He was drawing for Qin Fen.
Lord Lao's mouth fell open, and Zhen Yuanzi was speechless. Was that even possible?
Primordial Lord wanted to curse. You call this bad luck? Your fucking luck is off the charts. Tathagata gave a bitter chuckle. This was all fate.
He had barely finished lamenting when Taiyi Perfected Person's expression changed. The second prize had come out.
He swallowed with difficulty. "One Wish Stone!"
Another Wish Stone? This was getting ridiculous. Everyone stared eagerly at the Jade Emperor. Did you fucking step in dog shit?
Step in dog shit, my ass! The Jade Emperor's heart ached.
"Amazing! As expected of the Jade Emperor, who has endured the Infinite Calamity. His destiny is terrifying too!" Some bastard said that, and it felt like needles stabbing the Jade Emperor's heart.
"A-another one came out! Look!"
Taiyi closed his eyes. All he wanted to say was, What the actual fuck? "One Wish Stone!"
Fuck your granny! Many people stopped being excited. Looking at the Jade Emperor, they just wanted to hit him. You aren't even drawing for yourself, you're helping someone else! Do you have to go for the kill?
You think I fucking want this? The Jade Emperor felt like he was going blind. What was going on?