Yes, It's Still Me, Sword Comes from the West, Professional Leave Substitute!

Since I was here, I had to spill the beans.

Your beloved Dirty Lamp, my good buddy Dirty Lamp, had stopped visiting me lately because...

He was having a second child!

Today, because of one of Baby Number Two's checkups, I was at the hospital keeping your beloved Dirty Lamp's wife company. So everyone could wait a day for the update, right?

All right, the point now was that even Table Lamp was having a second child—where were everyone's tips?!

And all those calling me Father-in-Law, where were your betrothal gifts?!

Get HIGH!!!