An eerie atmosphere spread through the dining hall after Big Chef said, "Say hello to your ex for me," and Kunpeng held out his hand.
Qin Fen had asked about his ex, but Kunpeng was so damn nervous about being recognized by Dongwang Gong that his thoughts tangled, his mind went blank, and he lost all sense of what to do. In his flustered state, his hand started waving around.
Young men had plenty of energy. Everyone understood that. Watching Kunpeng wave his arm, Qin Fen wasn't the only one who thought this way-everyone assumed Kunpeng was a chronic masturbator.
So this was Kunpeng's ex: Miss Five Fingers. Then they took another look. Holy crap, his left hand! Clearly, he needed his right hand to click the mouse, didn't he? The evidence was all there! And looking again, this guy clearly had some imagination. Apparently, Miss Five Fingers was too bland for his tastes. Look, he'd even brought a damn doll out with him!
With so many coincidences piling up, everyone stared at Kunpeng as if he were a freak. Their gazes cut like knives, and Kunpeng felt miserable. He couldn't understand it. Are these people sick or something? Why the hell are they staring at me like that?
He had no habit of jerking off. As a mighty Great Sage of the Demon Tribe, how could he possibly lack women? For crying out loud, he was just nervous about suddenly seeing Big Chef. On top of that, he didn't understand all this talk about exes. What harm could a handshake do if it kept Qin Fen from getting suspicious? Yet without even trying, Qin Fen had started screwing someone over again-and that someone was Kunpeng.
Unfortunately, the Great Sage of the Demon Tribe wasn't familiar with the ways of