Lord Lao was so enraged that he admitted it—he actually admitted it. Though he had admitted to stealing Peaches of Immortality, he had done so out of necessity. Who the hell knew that admitting one thing came with a buy-one-get-one-free deal?
Stealing Peaches of Immortality did not sound good, but he had no choice now. Fine, he admitted it. He could always come up with an excuse. But sneaking a peek at someone bathing? No one would believe him even if he explained himself to death.
Lord Lao was miserable! This was not mud being slung at him; it was straight-up shit. If word got out, his old face would be thrown all the way to his grandmother's house. He would never be able to face anyone again, and the label of an old man with no sense of propriety would crush him.
He fainted. Anyone would have felt awful right now. He had pitifully struggled with himself for so long before finally admitting it, yet the result was completely different from what he had expected.
How am I supposed to face you, Seven Fairies? Lord Lao's vision went dark, and he collapsed headfirst onto the ground. His reputation in his old age was ruined, and Lord Lao's heart broke.
"Master, Master, what happened to you?" Golden Horn stared blankly.
"Don't move! Master has a nosebleed!" Silver Horn was extremely nervous.
Fuck, if Lord Lao had not fainted, he definitely would have said, This is clearly blood pouring from all seven orifices because I'm so pissed off! Nosebleed my ass!
"Good grief, what did he see?" Sun Monkey brought up exactly what should not have been mentioned.
Golden Horn and Silver Horn exchanged glances, a question surfacing in their hearts. Had their master really seen something? Instinctively, they looked toward