"Shield Wall!" the man roared, his voice shaking the heavens.
"Gah... Ah!!!" A shocking scream rang through the sky.
Fortunately, Nanfeng knew his wife's temperament all too well. He drowned out Cunlü's curses with a roar of his own... Otherwise, even if she tried to cover them up with screams afterward, the Oaisis people nearby probably wouldn't have fared any better than Linde on the Cloud Platform.
This was seriously bizarre. Why were all these Evil Gods and Demons so consistent in style...? It was obviously just a monster beneath the skin! Why did they have to tear off the skin and splash blood everywhere?
Yet the most unbelievable thing was that after losing so much blood, the monster inside had actually doubled in size.
Seriously, how ugly! What kind of genius could create a monster with an entire fish's body, two Gnome legs underneath, and two Dwarf arms on top?
No wonder Eunuch Lu had said that Umberlee was one of the few Evil Gods with any appreciation for aesthetics... Her Sharkheads were damn fish only in the head!
And why did it smell so bad?
Surrounded by a herd of wild boars, Nanfeng had always been able to move unhindered. This was the first time he had experienced the pain others suffered when facing the couple, and he secretly switched off his sense of smell.
He had thought that after getting used to Mud Bog, there was no scent left in the world that could defeat him!
So fishy stink and swamp stink really weren't the same thing!
Cunlü hid behind Nanfeng and muttered, "Fuck, my clothes got shit on them! I haven't even worn them enough yet~"
"Don't. Old Dog is still trying to cultivate an image of you as the number one beauty!" Nanfeng waved his