Even a Mountain of Blades and a Sea of Fire Ahead Couldn't Make Anyone Refuse Him

[Hahahaha, I never expected it to be this funny before clicking on the trending topic.]

[I hereby declare this is absolutely another iconic Wilderness Survival moment after "Jiang Fang Roasting People"!]

[I'm dying of laughter, sisters, can someone tell me the name of this variety show? I want to watch it!]

[Hahahaha, what an epic flop for the white lotus and green tea bitch, but she still couldn't out-roast Brother Jiang!]

[Jiang the Roaster forever!]

[Oh my god, this show is way too popular, isn't it? It had a luxurious lineup before it even aired, and on the very first day of its livestream, how many trending searches has it already made?]

[That part where Jiang Fang survived the extreme situation was so cool it made me cry! I just joined the fandom and already fell for Jiang Fang. Please, production team, release an edited version soon! I really want to see the high-definition extreme skydiving version!]

[As an internet industry worker, let me count them: the trending topic about the Best Actor joining at the start, Jiang Fang's extreme skydive, Jiang Fang roasting people, Bai Ziyu pushing someone... Whew, there were plenty more after that. No fewer than ten trending searches in a day—they directly dominated the charts.]

[Hahaha, there were also Don't Use Your IQ to Judge Others by Yourself, You Can't Judge a Book by Its Cover, Is Your Dad Long Aotian?, Don't Bully a Poor Young Man... I'm dying, Jiang Fang has so many jokes. He's a walking quote generator!]

Completely unaware of the uproar online, the three of them finally emerged from the small woods.

Fang Yi was simple and guileless. Seeing that they had been gone for so long, he had been a little worried. The moment he saw them come out, he breathed a sigh of relief. "You're finally back! So, how many fish did you catch?"

He happily ran over, failing to notice the ugly expressions on the three men's faces after he spoke.

Oblivious, Fang Yi was like a Husky, constantly dancing on a minefield.

"The three of you must've caught a lot, right? Then we won't have to worry about what to eat tomorrow. That's great." He spoke with sincere envy.

The three who had returned empty-handed: ...Could someone shut this guy up?

-Livestream Chat-

[Hahahahaha, I'm dying, Fang Yi! Could you at least take a proper look at their expressions?]

[It's over, it's over. Fang Husky is about to become the trio's public enemy.]

[Hahahahaha, I'm dying. Fang Husky—the viewers are so talented. It fits him perfectly.]

[If I didn't know Yiyi's personality, I'd think he was deliberately mocking them. He's drawing way too much aggro.]

[Hahahahaha, Qin Yan, Jiang Fang! Hurry up and save the Husky! Looking at the trio's expressions, the Husky is in danger!]

Perhaps the livestream viewers' wishes had come true, because Jiang Fang happened to emerge from the tent.

"Brother Yi!" Seeing this, Jiang Fang quickly called out.

Fang Yi stopped bouncing around. Forgetting the topic just now, he turned and ran to Jiang Fang. "What is it?"

Jiang Fang looked at the person in front of him, who had no idea anything was wrong, and secretly rubbed his forehead.

This cheerful Husky had offended people without even realizing it. Better send him away. Otherwise, he might not even know how he died. The original owner's fate was proof enough of how ruthless those white lotus and green tea bitches were.

"Brother Qin is looking for you."

Fang Yi did not doubt him in the slightest. "Oh, okay, I'll go right over."

[You silly child, you're way too trusting! Jiang Fang lied to you!]

[Hahahaha, if he didn't fool Fang Husky, wouldn't the other three hold it against him? Those white lotus and green tea types are not people our Haha can handle. Better to stay away.]

[Hahahahaha, thank you, Jiang Fang!]

[Sure enough, he's a sneaky thief. Lies just roll off his tongue. I wonder when the director will kick him off. Who wants to watch him?]

[??? Is the person above sick? If you don't want to watch, nobody's holding a knife to your throat. Just leave.]

[Calling it now: a Bai Ziyu fan and a rich second-generation fan!]

[I'm dying. Fang Yi himself and his fans don't mind, yet you people are starting again?]

[Heh, just wait. Once he gets to the Best Actor Qin, Fang Yi will find out Jiang Fang lied to him.]

After speaking, Fang Yi headed straight for Qin Yan's tent. Qin Yan happened to come out, and they ran into each other.

"Brother, why did you call me?"

Qin Yan was initially a little confused. Then he met Jiang Fang's gaze and saw the trio standing there empty-handed, and immediately understood. He nodded.

"It's nothing. I just want you to keep an eye on the tent and supplies. Jiang Fang and I are going out for a while."

Fang Yi immediately turned serious.

"Don't worry, Brother! You and Jiang Fang go ahead. I'll guard our home!"

[Wow, what was that sound? So loud. Whose face just got slapped swollen? I won't say.]

[I'm dying. The Best Actor has no problem with it, Fang Yi has no problem with it, and only you have a problem.]

[Hehehe, some people got triggered.]

The person who had spoken earlier never appeared again, and the livestream chat returned to peace. But then—

[Wait, didn't Fangfangzi and the Best Actor never say they called for Fang Yi? Is something wrong with my memory?]

[As a Qin fan, I have arrived uninvited! Let me explain! Did Brother Qin actually say it or not? When Fang Yi came over during the livestream just now, the two of them bumped into each other. Fang Yi asked that question, and Brother Qin clearly froze for a moment, which showed that he had no idea about it. Then! Here comes the key point! He looked at Jiang Fang! Then he saw the trio who had just returned, and only then did he answer Fang Yi.

And then! Pay attention! When Brother Qin said he was going out with Jiang Fang, you could clearly see Fangfangzi's surprise if you watched Fangfangzi's first-person livestream!]

[Thanks for the analysis, sister! I'm shipping them to death!]

[Is this what they mean by understanding what the other wants to say with just one look!!!]

Jiang Fang had not expected Qin Yan to say that. He was visibly startled, then quickly returned to normal.

Going alone was fine, but with two people, they could get more done.

After giving Fang Yi his instructions, Qin Yan walked toward Jiang Fang. Looking at the young man's breathtakingly beautiful face under the firelight, his throat bobbed lightly.

Jiang Fang looked up at him. Firelight danced in his pupils, and Qin Yan's own reflection was mirrored in those pale eyes, as if he were the young man's entire world.

His long, narrow eyes tilted slightly as he said carelessly, "Shall we go?"

For just an instant, Qin Yan dazedly thought that even if there were a mountain of blades and a sea of fire ahead, no one could refuse him.

The livestream chat was bewitched by the sight as well.

[Ahhhhhhh, holy shit! For that instant, I felt like I saw a god!!!]

[Go with him! Go with him! (Hysterical screaming!)]

[Jiang Fang, I'll go with you!]

[Ahhh, I'm going crazy. There are so many celebrities in the entertainment industry marketed as god-tier beauties, but after seeing Jiang Fang, all I can say is: who else can compare!!!]

[Did Jiang Fang enter the entertainment industry to save all living beings? Domestic entertainment has suffered from ugly men for far too long!!]

[Qin Yan is watching you!]

[Wuwuwu, then Qin Yan, get to work already! Among male celebrities in the entertainment industry, besides Brother Yan, who else can truly be called god-tier handsome? The previous generation was fine, but what kind of crooked melons and cracked dates are these male stars debuting now!!!]

[Baojuan, my eyes!!]

Jiang Fang and Qin Yan had only taken a few steps and had not yet left the camp when Bai Ziyu called out to stop them.

"Jiang Fang, where are you going so late? It's not safe at night, so stop being willful."