Liu Erlong: Am I Really That Bad?

Heh heh.

I was genuinely amused.

Let's not even discuss whether Yu Luomian showing up on the wedding day was really a coincidence.

I'll just ask one question.

How did Yu Luomian find out that Liu Erlong and Yu Xiaogang were getting married, when only three people knew about the wedding?

Liu Erlong had a poor relationship with Yu Luomian, so there was no way she would have told him about her marriage. And Flender didn't even know Liu Erlong's true identity.

That meant the only person who might have told Yu Luomian seemed to be Yu Xiaogang.

As I said before, just a few days before Liu Erlong and Yu Xiaogang were to marry, news spread across the continent that Bibi Dong had succeeded as Pope. This gave Yu Xiaogang new ideas.

If he truly married Liu Erlong and lived with her afterward, then he would inevitably lose Bibi Dong's attention completely. Anything he hoped to gain from Bibi Dong in the future would basically become wishful thinking.

But if he only married Liu Erlong without living with her, then not only would Bibi Dong continue to pay attention to him, Liu Erlong would never forget him either. No matter what happened in the future, he would always remain invincible.

Yet to accomplish all that, Yu Xiaogang needed an excuse to leave Liu Erlong—one that was both aboveboard and reasonable. Otherwise, Bibi Dong would be disappointed in him, and Liu Erlong would never let him off.

So, as though he had calculated the timing in advance, secretly telling Yu Luomian about his marriage to Liu Erlong and having Yu Luomian prevent him from living with Liu Erlong after the wedding seemed to be the only solution.

All I could say was that Liu Erlong was too pitiful—or perhaps Yu Xiaogang was simply too much of a bastard. He had been scheming against Liu Erlong from beginning to end.

Still, to be honest, in relation to the question I raised earlier, I truly didn't know what Liu Erlong had been thinking.

She clearly knew that Yu Xiaogang had put genuine effort into researching martial souls in order to solve the flaws in his own martial soul. So how could Yu Xiaogang possibly fail to see that Liu Erlong's Fire Dragon Spirit had mutated from the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Soul?

If Yu Xiaogang truly couldn't tell, then wouldn't the reason Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong fell for him because of his "wisdom" become the greatest joke in the world?

After all, treating someone who had researched martial souls for more than a decade yet understood nothing, could do nothing, and could see nothing as "a wise man possessed of great wisdom"—if that wasn't a joke, then what was?

Douluo 1 Liu Erlong: "Could I really have been that stupid?"

Douluo 1 Bibi Dong: "..."

Of course, from Yu Xiaogang's perspective, there was nothing wrong with what he did.

The benefits Bibi Dong, as the Pope, could offer Yu Xiaogang were indeed beyond anything Liu Erlong could compare to.

Liu Erlong should have had enough self-awareness to understand that.

In terms of looks, Liu Erlong could not compare to Bibi Dong.

In terms of status, Liu Erlong could not compare to Bibi Dong.

In terms of strength, Liu Erlong could not compare to Bibi Dong.

Douluo 1 Liu Erlong: "Self-awareness, my ass. Am I really that inferior? Am I worse than Bibi Dong in every way?"

Uh.

That didn't seem quite right either.

At least in one regard, in the eyes of ordinary people, Bibi Dong could not surpass Liu Erlong.

Liu Erlong was still a virgin. Bibi Dong was not.

Douluo 1 Bibi Dong: "..."

But those were all minor details.

Take me, for example. Whether Bibi Dong was a virgin or not, I still liked her.

Heh heh.

Douluo 1 Bibi Dong: "You're courting death."

All the women: "How did this turn dirty as you kept writing?"

"Can't you write properly?"

Still, the one who got the last laugh was Liu Erlong.

When Liu Erlong and Yu Xiaogang met again at Blue Tyrant Academy after many years apart, under Flender's terrible suggestion—and with Tang San's persuasion as well—Yu Xiaogang "reluctantly went along with it" and agreed to Flender's proposal, becoming spiritual spouses with Liu Erlong.

So-called spiritual spouses meant they were husband and wife in spirit, but did not do that sort of thing.

Douluo 1 Liu Erlong: "Am I an idiot?"

"I actually agreed to something that absurd."

The current Liu Erlong, because of Shen Fan's diary, now had a completely different mindset from before. Naturally, she could not understand why her former self had agreed to Flender's terrible suggestion.

Honestly, if her past love for Yu Xiaogang had not run so deep that she could not break free from it all at once, Liu Erlong would have wanted to kick Yu Xiaogang straight out of the academy.

Douluo 1 Bibi Dong: "..."

"I actually lost?"

"But if they were only spiritual spouses, then it was about the same as things are now. I don't really count as having lost, do I?"

Meanwhile, Bibi Dong, who was still on the road, saw the diary say that Liu Erlong would get the last laugh. Her expression kept shifting as she stared intently at the Diary Copy, wanting to see what else it had to say.

Of course, if Yu Xiaogang could truly spend his entire life as nothing more than spiritual spouses with Liu Erlong, never crossing that line even once, then I would genuinely admire him.

And what happened? Not long after Bibi Dong fell, Yu Xiaogang treated his own words like air and directly became real husband and wife with Liu Erlong.

I just wanted to ask, were you fucking playing people for fools?

You kept telling Flender that Liu Erlong was your paternal cousin, that the two of you could never be a real married couple.

What now?

Bibi Dong died, and suddenly you and Liu Erlong were no longer cousins, so you could do it?

Douluo 1 Liu Erlong: "Why am I increasingly starting to feel like I'm just a substitute?"

The way Liu Erlong looked at Yu Xiaogang grew ever more hostile.

Douluo 1 Bibi Dong: "I will perish?"

"Could it be that I failed my divine trial?"

"Yu Xiaogang."

"You're good."

"You're really good."

"Yu Xiaogang!"

Failing her divine trial and perishing was the only possibility Bibi Dong could think of. But she immediately realized that after her death, Yu Xiaogang had become a real married couple with Liu Erlong. At once, she tossed aside all thoughts of her own death and crazily screamed Yu Xiaogang's name, frightening Hu Liena so badly that she did not dare make a sound even while breathing.

Douluo 1 Qian Renxue: "She will perish in the future?"

"Could Grandpa be the one who did it?"

"No."

"I can't let Grandpa make a move against her."

Thinking of this, Qian Renxue found the carriage she was riding far too slow. She directly summoned her martial soul and flew toward Spirit City at top speed.

Oh, right.

I also remembered that many people said Yu Xiaogang and Liu Erlong later became a real married couple entirely to rebuild the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan.

I have to say, with that level of intelligence, they still wanted to whitewash Yu Xiaogang? I'm truly impressed.