Loren guessed that he most likely couldn't afford Mjolnir. The reason why he showed so much confidence just now was just to tease his five lovely wives.
What he never expected was that even if he couldn't lift Mjolnir, this damn hammer actually wanted to attract lightning to strike him.
It's too much, it's really too much!
Although Mind Stone is indeed not very pure, I am not yet at the point where I need to be baptized by lightning, right?
I'm just lustful. Why, lust is against the rules of nature?
Just as the thunder crashed down, a magic barrier appeared above his head out of thin air, blocking the thunder.
This is exactly the passive skill of Magic Ring given to him by Ancient One, which can trigger the magic barrier in critical moments.
Although its strength is average, it can resist a thunderbolt without any problem.
Seeing the magic barrier that appeared in time, Loren was secretly happy.
As expected of the wool collected from Sorcerer Supreme, it is really good and makes a lot of money!
While thinking this, he quickly let go of Mjolnir, then pointed at Mjolnir and cursed loudly.
"Gouchizi, I have no grievances with you, but you actually want to shock me.
You wait, and when you are crushed to pieces, I will make you into a urinal.
When the time comes, I will pee on you every day to avenge today's thunder."
When it comes to peeing, Loren is so angry that she wants to open the zipper and pour some water on Mjolnir.
But before he could start watering, Commander Sister on the side quickly stopped him.
"Boss, you are confused! This Mjolnir can release lightning, and the liquid is conductive. If you urinate, you will be confused. What will we use then?"
"That's right! Boss, don't get so angry that it won't be good until you turn into a roast chicken." Marie Rose also stood up to stop him, covering his mouth and laughing.
Seeing this, 2b pouted and said, "You guys underestimate the boss's body too much. How can this little thunder hurt him? Maybe with the stimulation of thunder, it can make him stronger! Electroshock Training Method, have you heard of it?"
"??????" all the girls.
"????" Loren.
Tifa: "2b, do you mean that electric shock can make the boss stronger?"
2b: "Well, I don't rule out this possibility. Maybe the boss can awaken the thunder attribute ability!"
Commander: "Thunder attribute ability? Doesn't that turn into an electric baton?"
Marie Rose: "Electric baton? Oh my god!"
a2: "How about letting go? Let the boss try?"
"Well, how about giving it a try!"
Several women gathered around Loren while discussing in front of Loren.
After a while, they reached an agreement.
"Boss, I'm sorry for disturbing you just now, please continue!"
As Commander spoke, he lowered his head and looked at Loren with fiery eyes.
The same goes for the other four girls. They seemed to be expecting something magical to happen.
"..." Loren.
"You guys are poisonous! Let's go, go home, go home quickly!"
Loren ignored Mjolnir and sped away in the direction of the Morgan Manor.
Seeing this, the girls immediately followed with smiles. It was obvious that they had just been working together to prank Loren.
However, Miss 2b took it seriously. She quickly followed Loren and said with a hint of reluctance, "Boss, Electroshock Training Method might really make you stronger! Why don't I secretly use the power strip for you to try when I get home?"
"..." Loren.
"Boss, why don't you say anything? Just try it!"
"2b, your reward will be canceled this week!"
"Ah!! No!"
***
Not long after Loren and his group left, another wave of people came near Mjolnir, and this wave of people were none other than the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D..
The leader was Coulson, followed by Natasha and Hawkeye. Looking at Mjolnir in front of them, Natasha had a look of vigilance on their faces.
"Don't get close yet. Someone has already been here, and there are quite a few of them. Look at the footprints on the ground."
Natasha said as she took out professional instruments to analyze the footprints. After a while, she came to a preliminary conclusion.
"There are eight people in total, six women and two men, and there are signs of fighting. They should not be in the same group." Natasha said with a frown.
"The one who came here one step ahead of us, and there are so many women there, you don't have to think twice to know that it's the guy Loren."
As Coulson spoke, he moved his gaze to Mjolnir, and then asked, "Natasha, are you sure that the special energy fluctuation we detected was released by this hammer?"
"Well, the instrument showed that it was released!" Natasha nodded, and then took out another instrument and scanned it at Mjolnir.
After a while, she put away the instrument and said, "No radiation energy was found. This hammer looks safe."
"Safe? This makes no sense!
Loren That guy has always been a plucking goose, and he can't afford to start early without profit. Why didn't he take this hammer away, which is obviously not an ordinary thing? Be careful!"
Hawkeye is afraid of suffering a loss from Loren, so he will be extremely vigilant.
But at this moment, Natasha had already grasped Mjolnir, and then wanted to pick it up.
But in just an instant, her expression changed.
"Natasha, what's wrong with you?"
Seeing Natasha holding Mjolnir motionless, Hawkeye looked nervous and subconsciously raised his hand to hold the bow and arrow behind his back.
"I'm fine, it's just that there's something weird about this hammer. It's heavy!"
"Very heavy? How heavy can a small hammer be?"
Hawkeye held Mjolnir with doubts on his face and was stunned immediately!
"!!!!!"