"First, we need to charge in like this—'Aaaah!'—grab his meme, rip off his balls! Then poke his ass-eye with high heels! Yes, you, Ms. Black Widow. That's your area of expertise!"
"Finally, when he's rolling around on the ground in pain, it'll be time for Lord Deadpool to make his dazzling entrance! I'll put a dog collar around his neck, and then I can lead him home and make him bark! So? Isn't that genius? Applause! Applause!"
After finishing, Deadpool spread his arms expectantly, ready to receive praise.
However, when he turned around, there was no one behind him.
Black Widow and Black Panther had already engaged Apocalypse!
"Slash! Slash!"
A piercing tearing sound rang out. Black Panther moved like a phantom, having already circled to Apocalypse's side. His sharp Vibranium claws carved two bone-deep bloody wounds into Apocalypse's arm!
"Vibranium Suit..."
Apocalypse looked down at his wounds, his brow furrowing for the first time.
He ignored the pain. Just as Black Panther's third swipe came at him, his palm precisely clamped around T'Challa's wrist. His iron-like fingers suddenly tightened, locking Black Panther in place!
The next second, Apocalypse's other iron fist shot out without any flourish and slammed heavily into Black Panther's abdomen!
"Boom!!"
Amid a dull thunderous crash, the glowing energy patterns across Black Panther's nanotech suit flickered violently. He flew backward as if struck head-on by a battering ram, crashing hard into the distant ground and leaving behind a shallow crater.
The moment Apocalypse threw his punch, another black figure nimbly leaped onto his back.
Natasha locked her legs tightly around Apocalypse's neck. The Widow's Bite devices on her wrists instantly lit up with blinding electricity as she pressed them viciously against his temples!
"Bzzzzzt—!"
Violent high-voltage current flooded into Apocalypse's brain without restraint!
Apocalypse's massive body