I'm Running Wild in Marvel
Chapter 81

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"So?" Chu Hang turned over, with his butt facing the sun, "If he goes missing, look for him. Aren't you S.H.I.E.L.D. known as your hands and eyes? Why are you looking for me? I'm not a living Lei Feng."

"His name is Tony·Stark."

Chu Hang stopped holding the grass root in his mouth.

Fury's voice was full of helplessness, "Afghanistan That damn place is surrounded by mountains. Our people can't get in and can't find where he is."

"That's your problem." Chu Hang lay down again, "I'm retired, Director Fury. Unless..."

"Conditions." Fury answered quickly, he knew the rules.

"All the research notes of Howard·Stark." Chu Hang's voice was very calm, as if he was ordering a cup of coffee. "I want a complete, untouched copy. Including all his research on Cosmic Cube."

There was silence on the other end of the phone for five seconds.

"Deal." Fury's voice sounded like it was squeezed out from between his teeth.

"Coordinates." Chu Hang finished speaking and hung up the phone directly.

He stood up from the beach chair and stretched, his bones crackling. He hadn't worked seriously in more than ten years, so he didn't know if his skills were rusty.

When you take a job, you have to do it. Before you start, make a habit of taking inventory of your belongings.

He closed his eyes, and his consciousness sank into his body and he looked at his Superpower Copier.

Super power list:

[S-Class Healing Factor]: from Wolverine

[Super-Soldier Serum]: from Captain America

[Cosmic Cube Source Energy]: The energy of Space Stone

[Subspace Stomach]: From Flerken, perfect pocket space. It can hold living things, and can also be used as a trash can. It is usually used to chill beer, and the effect is outstanding.

[Spatial Curvature Barrier]: Conventional defense, deflecting bullets, essential for home and travel.

[Life Reversion]: Automatically repair all damage and convert it into energy.

[Spatial Control (Elementary)]: Basic interference in a small range of space.

[Point-to-Point Teleportation]: Point-to-point teleportation, an artifact of traveling.

[Spatial Cutting]: Used to cut steaks, it is easier to use than the sharpest knife.

[Binary]: The same model as Carol, a humanoid self-propelled nuclear reactor. When you are in a bad mood, shoot the Deep at an unmanned person, and it can explode hundreds of meters of water, which is a great relief.

[Willpower Barrier]: Copied from Yong Rogg's Kree commander. It can block mental attacks and also allow him to remain absolutely calm when counting money until his hands cramp.

[Basic Atmospheric Control]: From Storm. It's not very powerful, but it's very convenient to use to create artificial rainfall for your own island, or to blow away annoying mosquitoes.

[Kinetic Infusion]: From Gambit. Putting kinetic energy into playing cards and then throwing them out to fry fish is one of his few recreational activities.

[Superhuman Senses and Physiology]: From Blue Beast. Although his physical fitness has long been off the charts, this thing provides Beast-like intuition and dynamic vision, allowing him to distinguish thirteen different vintages of red wine in one second.

[Shapeshifting]: Mystique has the same style and magical skills. Over the years, he relied on this ability to transform into various people and manage his shady business empire all over the world.

Cooldown has ended, new abilities can be copied

Chu Hang curled his lips. My family background is not bad, so I can make do with it.

The next second, he disappeared on the spot.

The breeze blew, leaving only a shallow dent on the beach chair, as if no one had ever been there just now.

Afghanistan, Kunduz Province.

In the desolate Gobi Desert, the air was distorted by the sun. Chu Hang's figure appeared out of thin air, and the sand under his feet sank slightly due to the sudden appearance.

He was wearing beach pants and a floral shirt that were out of place here, as if he was a tourist who had wandered into the wrong set.

His Energy Perception spread out like an invisible radar, covering dozens of kilometers in an instant. Countless Life Law signals lit up in his mind, like stars in the night sky. Most of them were weak and chaotic, representing ordinary people struggling to survive in this land.

But in one of these places, the energy response was very strange.

Deep in a mountain range, there is a weak but extremely stable electromagnetic field, like a quiet heart. And next to it, there is a reactor with extremely unstable energy output, which alternates between strong and weak, as if it will flame out at any time.

"Found it."

The figure of Chu Hang disappeared again.

When he reappeared, he was already in a dark and damp cave.

Tony·Stark and Yinsen were banging on a pile of scrap metal.

"The angle is off, three more degrees to the left!" Tony shouted while coughing. The simple electromagnet on his chest flashed a faint blue light, and every time his heart beat, it was like someone was using pliers to clamp the shrapnel in his body.

Yinsen sighed, picked up the hammer, and prepared to try again.

At this moment, two muffled sounds of "Plop" and "Plop" came from the entrance of the cave.

"Who?" Yinsen was shocked and picked up an iron rod.

Tony also stopped what he was doing and stared at the hole nervously.

A man wearing beach pants and a floral shirt walked out of the darkness with a piece of grass in his mouth and his hands in his pockets. He glanced at the environment in the cave and frowned in disgust.

"Tsk, this smell is from the top."

Behind him, two Ten Rings and Sentry, each with a neat bloodstain on their neck, fell to the ground and died quietly.

Tony and Yinsen were both dumbfounded. How did this person get in?

"Who the hell are you?" Tony asked warily.

The man ignored him and walked straight up to him, circling him in a circle with his eyes as if he were shopping for pork at the vegetable market.

"Are you Tony·Tony Stark?" Chu Hang deliberately pronounced the word "Stark" in a strong and strange way.

"It's Stark (Stark)! Idiot!" Tony corrected subconsciously, then reacted, "Wait, who are you? From the military?"

"You can call me... a food delivery person." Chu Hang grinned, "Someone placed a huge price order and asked me to send your expensive package back in one piece."

He glanced at the iron-skinned lump the two were tinkering with.

"Is this the only thing you can rely on?" He curled his lips, "The design looks okay, but the armor material is rotten. By the time you two finish knocking, the gang of grandsons outside will have already turned you into a hornet's nest."

Tony's face immediately showed the arrogance unique to genius. "You know nothing! This is an epoch-making masterpiece!"

"Really?"

Chu Hang walked to a pile of steel plates prepared to be used as armor, stretched out his index finger, looked at the air, and scratched it casually as if drawing a picture.

[Spatial Cutting]

No sound, no light effect.

On that heavy steel plate, a perfect circle appeared out of thin air, and then fell to the ground with a clang. The cutout was so smooth that it could be used as a mirror.

Tony's eyes suddenly widened. He rushed over and repeatedly rubbed the smooth cut with his hand. Then he turned to look at Chu Hang's ordinary finger. The arrogance on his face instantly turned into an expression as if he had seen a ghost.

"Oh my god... how did you do that? This... this is not fucking scientific!"

Yinsen was also stunned, and the iron rod in his hand fell to the ground.

"Never mind whether it's science or not, Mr. Tony Stark." Chu Hang walked to the workbench and picked up a design drawing. "It's a good idea, but the efficiency of your manual workshop is too low. Let me help you."

In the next hour, Tony and Yinsen experienced what it means to work like a god.

Tony is completely crazy. He is like a beaten foreman, pointing at a certain component on the drawing and frantically reporting the dimensions and angles. And Chu Hang is like a human-shaped universal machine tool. Using the ability of Spatial Cutting, you can lightly swipe your finger in the air, and the metal materials on the side will be separated with a sound, cutting, grinding, and bending, all in one go. The accuracy is higher than the top equipment of Stark Industries.

"Here, tighten the arc a little more! Yes! That's it!"

"That drive shaft, mold it into one piece for me!"

"How the hell did you weld these two metals with different melting points together perfectly?!"

The parts that originally took several days to knock out were completed in a few minutes under the hands of Chu Hang. Yinsen completely turned into a decoration. He could only open his mouth and look at the magical scene in front of him, feeling that his world view was being pressed to the ground and rubbed repeatedly.

"Okay, the core stuff is done." Chu Hang clapped his hands, "You can do the rest of the assembly yourself. I'll go out and take a breath."

As soon as he turned around, there was a burst of chaotic footsteps and yelling outside the cave.

"They found it!" Yinsen's face turned pale.

"It's too late! Hurry! Help me put it on!" Tony yelled anxiously.

Heavy iron sheets were put on Tony one by one, but time was too tight. The gunshots outside were getting closer and closer, and the iron door at the entrance of the cave was banged.

"The system is still downloading, I need time!" Tony shouted.

Yinsen glanced at the progress bar of the slow download, and then at Tony, who was looking at death, and his eyes became determined. He picked up an AK and said to Tony, "I will help you delay time."

After saying that, he rushed out without looking back.

"Yinsen!" Tony's eyes are about to burst.

Chu Hang stood aside, watching quietly, without moving.

This is your way, Tony Stark. He thought to himself.

Gunshots rang out outside, very intense, but soon stopped.

When the iron door was blown open and Ten Rings people poured in, they were greeted by a steel giant who slowly stood up.

"My turn has come." Tony's voice came from under the visor, suppressing overwhelming anger.

He raised his arms, and two fire dragons roared out from the jets on the arm armor, instantly burning the unlucky ones at the front to charcoal.

Suddenly, ghosts were crying and wolves were howling in the cave.

Tony rushed out of the cave with heavy steps, like a giant steel beast emerging from its cage.

Chu Hang followed him, strolling around. Occasionally, stray bullets flew towards him, but before they got close to his body, they were twisted and bounced by an invisible layer of Spatial Barrier, and shot to an unknown place.

Mark I, ugly, but easy to use. The flamethrower and shotgun are a complete dimensionality reduction attack against these terrorists with AKs.

Tony fought his way through the camp. After destroying the pile of Stark Industries weapons at the entrance of the cave, he activated the copycat propeller behind him and flew into the sky unsteadily.

After flying for only a few kilometers, the broken metal body was finally overwhelmed by the weight, disintegrated in the air, and fell heavily into the desert.

Tony struggled to climb out of the smashed helmet. Before he could take a breath, he saw Chu Hang standing in front of him in a relaxed manner, holding a bottle of ice-cold mineral water in his hand.

"Do you need help, Mr. Tony Stark?"

Tony looked at him, and then at a black spot in the sky in the distance, which was a US military rescue helicopter.

"Who... are you?" he asked breathlessly.

"The delivery guy." Chu Hang threw the water to him, "Your friend is here to pick you up, so I won't get in the way."

The helicopter was getting closer and closer, and the roar of the propeller was deafening.

Chu Hang threw the empty bottle on the sand and waved to him.

"See you later, Tony Stark."

As soon as he finished speaking, no one was there.

It disappeared out of thin air. Not even a shadow was left.

In the desert, there was only a confused Tony·Stark, and a James·Rhodey who had just jumped out of the helicopter and looked equally confused.

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