Leather Old Fart

(Thanks to Izayoi Sakiya for the tip and bonus chapter.)

Li Qinwu's consciousness gradually began to blur. He was about to detach from this joke-like puppet.

The Gretchin Boy in front of him absorbed all the Waaagh Energy and began to grow stronger.

After a burst of cracking bones and tearing muscles, this Gretchin, who had only been 1.2 meters tall, actually grew into a 1.6-meter-tall Big Gretchin!

When the surrounding Gretchin saw this fellow receive Gretchin Majek's blessing and become so tall, so big, so awesome, they all cried out in amazement and looked at him with envy!

They desperately hoped Gretchin Majek would bless them too, making them this big and this Waaagh!

They chattered as they knelt and prayed, hoping Li Qinwu would bestow blessings upon them as well.

But by now, Li Qinwu had nearly exhausted the Waaagh Energy in his body and looked extremely tired.

He painted the Gretchin a rosy picture.

"As long as Big Gretchinism is realized, every one of you can have a body this badass and this awesome!"

At that moment, the lucky fellow who had been infused with so much Waaagh Energy that he became a Big Gretchin asked a question.

"Gretchin Majek, what is your relationship with Gork and Mork?"

The question immediately stumped Li Qinwu.

The gods of the Orks were Gork and Mork. Legend said they were two enormous Orks who constantly fought in the Warp, each as large as a planet! All Greenskins worshipped Gork and Mork.

When Greenskins died, their souls flew to Gork and Mork. Then Gork and Mork scattered those souls across the universe, allowing them to crawl out of the Mushroom Field and complete the cycle of reincarnation.

Gork and Mork were the supreme gods of all Greenskin Orks, yet now an