Gretchin Majek Shows the Way

"Waaagh! Run, run! Don't ever let the humies catch us!!"

On the junk-built Gretchin Tow Truck, dozens of Gretchin shrieked and howled.

"Whatever Ork Boys have, us Big Gretchin gotta have too! As long as we reach that place..."

The Gretchin chattered and shouted, practically wishing they could weld the accelerator straight into the fuel tank.

The vehicle they were driving had probably once been some kind of human engineering truck, repaired by this mob of Gretchin with all manner of junk.

The human cab was terribly unsuited to Gretchin use. They were too short, so several Gretchin had been crammed inside.

One Gretchin held the steering wheel, one worked the accelerator, another handled the brakes, while even more served as the hype squad, chattering noisily in the truck bed.

In truth, this group of Gretchin had already gotten lost. The Great Desert stretched all around them, and they could no longer remember where they had come from.

After their earlier encounter with Li Qinwu's troops in Substation City, the human humies' artillery had scared them half to death. They had rushed out of the city in a panic, losing their sense of direction even more completely.

But even without knowing which way to go, they instinctively kept driving forward, because they had to take the transformer back!

They had no idea what the Ork Boys wanted the thing for, but whatever Orks had, Big Gretchin had to have too!

So, they had dismantled a transformer from the concrete as well, loaded it onto the Gretchin Tow Truck, and planned to take it back to study what it was all about.

"Are you lost?"

The Gretchin in the passenger seat asked the driver.

"Shove your spiraling-to-heaven fart! How could I possibly be lost!"

"You're lying! You're totally lost!!"

"I ain't