The Man of Ass

Surgery in progress.

Surgery complete.

Apothecary Desai pushed open the doors and staggered out of the operating room on mechanical legs he still was not used to.

After coming out, he found a place to sit and smoked listlessly.

Chapter Chaplain Leisase passed by, saw him like this, and asked in confusion,

"What's wrong with you?"

Apothecary Desai exhaled a ring of smoke, his eyes gradually filling with a desire to explore the universe's unsolved mysteries.

"Tell me, where does a person come from, and where do they go in this life?"

Chapter Chaplain Leisase stroked his chin. A philosophical question—those who dealt with religion were best at that.

It was rare for his old friend to take an interest in such matters, so he decided to elaborate.

"I think what matters in life isn't where you come from or where you're going, but appreciating the scenery along the way."

Apothecary Desai looked up at him with bewildered eyes.

"The scenery along the way? You mean spending over eighteen hours cutting into one person's ass.

Every time an ass grew back, cutting it off again, then replacing every muscle in his body with ass meat?

That kind of scenery... really is spectacular..."

Chapter Chaplain Leisase fell into the same confusion. At that moment, Li Qinwu's excited shout came from the operating room.

"Woohoo!! Invincible!!!"

Li Qinwu kept doing somersaults, flipping straight out of the operating room like a Contra character. After landing, he performed a sweeping kick, straight punch, jab, front double biceps pose, front lat spread, side chest pose, back double biceps pose, back lat spread, side triceps pose, and finished with a crab pose!

As he ran through the routine, he shouted,

"In ancient times, Zhao Zilong was courage from head to toe. Today, I, Li Qinwu, am