Fairy Tail

Fairy Tail

"Ah, ouch, ouch, ouch."

In a patch of woods

a little boy was clutching his head.

The boy had smooth, raven-shoulder-length hair, fair skin, a loose black kimono, and eyes as dark as pitch that were filled with agony.

"Damned goddess, you never said it would hurt this much!"

The little boy was named Qian Guang. Not long ago, he was holding a graduation party with his college roommates, and then he was sent away by an unknown truck when he went out to buy cigarettes—sent away right at the convenience store door!

His death proved that souls really did exist after death, which came as a dimensional-shattering blow to someone who studied medicine. Fortunately, he studied traditional Chinese medicine; otherwise, he probably would have gone crazy after dying.

In his soul state, Qian Guang kept rising, feeling as though he were about to reach another dimension, when he was plowed into by a goddess covered in holy light, which directly forced his ascent to a halt.

The goddess claimed to be the two-dimensional goddess. To make it up to Qian Guang, she decided to send him for a free spin in a two-dimensional world and give him a cheat.

Qian Guang felt that wasn't too bad. After all, ever since his grandfather passed away a few years ago, he had been all alone, and he quite liked watching anime anyway. Who wouldn't want to go see the two-dimensional world?

Then

he got scammed. Because it was random, the goddess didn't know which world it was either, and the cheat was randomized as well, chosen at random from another world.

Qian Guang was dumbfounded at the time, but the goddess didn't give him the right to choose, simply saying he would know his cheat and which world he was in once he arrived, and shoved his soul directly into a black hole.

Fairy Tail? Oh please, I wanted a slice-of-life show. Fairy Tail gets people killed! Forget it, the worst that can happen is I'll go hide in Fairy Tail and follow Natsu. Feeling his headache gradually subside, Qian Guang also understood which world he was in.

Let me see what kind of cheat I got. Holy shit, Sharingan? Sage Body? Qian Guang hadn't expected the goddess to be so reliable, directly giving him the bug-like abilities from Naruto.

I love you to death! Qian Guang declared that he would never curse her as a pornographic goddess again.

Only then did Qian Guang observe his surroundings: unfamiliar trees, unknown fruits, and a stream ahead. Fortunately, there were no large animals, or he probably would have gone straight to gg.

Qian Guang walked briskly up to the stream and looked at his current appearance. Though he knew it was unscientific, he was shocked all over again.

Does this transmigration even include a child-reduction service? No, I didn't look like this when I was a kid either. Soul transmigration? If you're going to be that thorough, at least tell me the time and place!

Come to think of why, the more I look at this face, the more familiar it seems. Looking at the face reflected in the lake, Qian Guang muttered to himself.

Qian Guang tugged at his face and felt his shoulder-length hair before his eyes suddenly lit up. I remember now, isn't this my Itachi? Except for lacking the tear troughs, he looks exactly like a young Itachi.

This goddess is occasionally pretty reliable! By the way, will my Mangekyō Sharingan be Amaterasu and Tsukuyomi later on? So handsome.

Extremely satisfied with his face, Qian Guang sighed with emotion. Who didn't know that virtually every member of the Uchiha curse clan except a young Itachi had hedgehog hair? Clearly, long straight black hair was the absolute best!

"Gugu..."

Just as Qian Guang was admiring himself by the stream, his stomach's protest dragged him back to reality.

Coming back to his senses, Qian Guang realized he was extremely weak, feeling just like someone who had pulled an all-nighter for a week.

God damn it, it really is a blank slate at the start, with the current situation left to the imagination.

Feeling the discomfort in his body, Qian Guang couldn't bother with self-admiration anymore, cupping the stream water in his hands and cautiously replenishing his fluids.

"I have no idea where this is, and how do you even use the Sharingan? Haha, she wouldn't want me to awaken it myself, would she?"

After replenishing his water and feeling a bit of vitality return to his body, Qian Guang began studying his cheat once more.

"Amaterasu!"

"Stupid little brother!"

Having spent a flurry of output on the stream with nothing to show for it, Qian Guang lay down on the grass, finally accepting the reality that he didn't have the Sharingan at this stage.

Qian Guang's mouth twitched as he thought of a certain unreliable goddess, the light in his eyes continuously draining away while he muttered under his breath.

"It's gone, gone, gone..."

"Hehehe, that dorky goddess must have forgotten."

Meanwhile, the goddess far away in the grand prison sneezed one after another.

"Really now, how can a goddess sneeze? Someone must miss me terribly."

"Emmmmm, it seems I forgot to brief the kid on something. But hey, it's a goddess's first time, so it's naturally a bit nerve-wracking. I'm sure he'll understand."

Feeling no fault in herself whatsoever, the goddess was lazily lying on a bed, swinging her legs—which were fit to be admired for years—while flipping through her notes.

"Transmigrating people is so much fun! Let me see which little cutie to pick next time."

In the scorching summer, the sun hanging high in the sky continuously radiated its heat.

In the vast woods, a child of about eight or nine years old was carrying fruits wrapped in huge tree leaves, dragging along a processed winged fish as he walked slowly.

"Hah, this thing is really heavy. Should I say as expected of another world? A fish with wings and this huge is a completely unscientific existence."

"Still, it was pretty stupid, delivering itself right to my doorstep and flying right to my feet when I was too lazy to catch fish."

"Let's hope its taste lives up to its looks."

Finally, the boy dragged the fish into a cave and simultaneously put down the huge leaves in his hands.

"So how on earth are you supposed to eat this fish?" Looking at the fish, which was larger than half his body, Qian Guang couldn't help but be troubled.

Five days had passed since his transmigration. Qian Guang, who had muttered to the goddess by the stream for half an hour, finally could not stand his stomach's protests and started looking for food around the area.

Whether due to the Fairy Tail world or the influence of the Hashirama Cells, Qian Guang felt his body was full of strength. At the very least, grandpa would no longer have to worry about him falling out of trees.

At the same time, he had found a cave beside the stream, though for some reason there were neither people nor animals inside. Still, as night fell and he did not want to think too much about it, Qian Guang had moved right in.

After eating vegetarian food like this for four days, Qian Guang felt his physical fitness constantly improving. To keep his nutrition balanced, he felt he should eat some meat.

It was definitely not because, as a carnivore, seeing fish swimming in front of him made him feel unable to bear it.

"I don't know if this fish is edible, but watching Natsu often eat all sorts of weird fish, there shouldn't be that many poisonous ones. My luck couldn't be so bad, right?"

Qian Guang picked up a pile of dry firewood and began to display his years of cloud wilderness survival skills.

Half an hour later, looking at his flushed palms and the pile of firewood that was just beginning to smoke, Qian Guang wiped away his streaming sweat.

"I strongly demand to inherit the Uchiha Fire Release."

He pierced his dinner through with a wooden stick and mashed the picked fruits to use as seasoning, smearing it all over the inside and outside of the fish.

"As expected, the creativity of the Chinese towards food doesn't allow me to just crudely roast it. Behold the unknown-fruit-flavored roasted unknown-fish of my creation."

Looking at his masterpiece, Qian Guang felt an inexplicable sense of accomplishment. Propping the prepared fish beside the campfire, he pondered his future plans.

Over the past few days, Qian Guang had scouted the entire area around the stream. There were no powerful creatures; the strongest one was a giant bear standing three meters tall. Although that was already very powerful compared to his original world, in the world of Fairy Tail, it could not even be counted as combat strength.

Thinking about it this way, could this be the legendary beginner village? Then wouldn't he be able to act with reckless abandon?

However, Qian Guang was just thinking about it. Although his physical fitness was constantly improving and was already a bit stronger than when he was in his twenties in his past life, he still belonged to the category of ordinary humans. No matter how he thought about it, he couldn't beat that three-meter-tall bear.

"Sigh, this place is ridiculously huge, and I don't have the sense of direction trait to give me extra points. How am I supposed to walk out of here?" Thinking of the identical environments he had seen while scouting, Qian Guang could not help feeling despair.

Qian Guang, who was still complaining, suddenly smelled a fragrant, delicious aroma. He saw that the fish had already been roasted to a golden brown, and fish oil was dripping onto the campfire with a sizzling sound.

"Good grief, it already smells unbearable. What must it taste like to eat?"

Unable to control himself any longer, Qian Guang ignored the heat, picked up the wooden stick, and took a bite right out of the fish's belly.

"Mmm~ So good, so good."

"I finally know why Natsu and the others like eating fish so much. It's so delicious I'd be happy to eat it every day."

Dispatching the delicious belly of the fish in two or three bites, Qian Guang set his sights once again on the fin.

"Wow, what kind of ingredient is this, it's so delicious!" Biting down on the fin in his mouth, Qian Guang's eyes shone brightly as he praised it involuntarily.

At this moment, Qian Guang felt a long-lost sense of happiness!

Soon, the roasted fish was polished off by Qian Guang in a flash. He wiped the grease from his mouth, sucked on his fingers, and felt unsatisfied.

"Ah, this is what I call life." Having eaten his fill, Qian Guang cleaned up the remains and prepared to throw them far away so he wouldn't be remembered and tracked down by a bear.

Just as he stood up, Qian Guang felt his vision blur and lost his balance. To protect his head from being split open, Qian Guang forced himself to feel his way along the wall and sat back down.

It's poisonous!!!

This was Qian Guang's last thought before plunging into darkness.

It's poisonous! (ﾟ⊿ﾟ)ﾂ