"Sp-spare me..." In the mountain woods, a hulking man built like a brick sprinted desperately, tears streaming down his face. His terrified expression made it look as though a prehistoric monster like Godzilla was chasing him.
Looking back, someone was indeed chasing him for all she was worth. But it was no prehistoric monster like Godzilla—it was our most adorable, mighty, and imposing Titania, Erza~
"You bastard, stop right there—" Wielding a two-meter-long guandao, Erza shouted furiously, "How dare you jump out and scare me while I was concentrating on finding someone! Unforgivable!!"
"I told you, I just wanted directions~! I only got lost by accident! Do you really have to chase me down like you want me dead?!! Spare me, boss lady—" Kain cried out, feeling utterly wronged. As he ran, he inwardly lamented his plight through a flood of tears.
"Boss... lady?!! You bastard—" A huge vein bulged on her forehead, and more stood out on the backs of her hands as she clenched her weapon. Raising the blade high, Erza roared with a terrifying expression, "Who are you calling boss lady?!!!"
"Mamma mia! Spare me! Please, stooop..."
After parting ways with Juvia, Erza had intended to help any other companions who needed her. She had been searching intently when, in a moment of carelessness, an enormous lump of something resembling poop suddenly dropped from overhead and landed right in front of her feet!
Erza had been stunned. Had she not reflexively stepped back just before it struck, that unidentified poop-like object would have landed on her. Just thinking about it sent a shudder through her, especially after she got a clear look at what that poop-like thing actually was~
In truth, Kain was feeling pretty miserable himself. *Why am I so damned unlucky? I'm one of the