"Hello, everyone. I'd like you all to judge who's in the right here. I'm Karl Brown, an alchemist from the Dawn Kingdom. Not long ago, I saw a bounty on the Bounty Board. An elderly minor noble had lost all his family in the previous wartime turmoil, so he posted a bounty there, hoping someone could ease his loneliness and help him spend the last days of his life in peace. So, I created this talking Crystal Parrot."
The moment one opened Reverse Merlin Karl Brown's video, one could hear him earnestly explaining the full story. "This Crystal Parrot of mine can talk and chat. As time passes, its intelligence level will keep increasing. More importantly, if you encounter someone you dislike, you can send it over, and it'll start spewing abuse like crazy. And you don't need to feel embarrassed, because it's an alchemical creation, isn't it? Once the Crystal Parrot finishes spewing abuse, you can explain things to the other person."
"Next, I'll demonstrate the Crystal Parrot's two main functions."
With that, Reverse Merlin Karl Brown began chatting with the Crystal Parrot.
"Hey, little guy, say hello to everyone!"
"Yoo-hoo~ Hello, everyone! I am Master Karl's crystallized wisdom, the talking Crystal Parrot! Don't let my appearance fool you—I can keep you company and chat with you until the end of time..."
"Explain your functions."
"Yoo-hoo~ Hello, everyone! I am Master Karl's crystallized wisdom, the talking Crystal Parrot! Don't let my appearance fool you—I can keep you company and chat with you until the end of time..."
"I said, explain your functions."
"Master Karl is a truly outstanding alchemist..."
"I'm asking you to explain your own functions. You should tell everyone that you can chat and ease loneliness, things like that. Do you understand?"
"..."
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