Here, I wish all my male reader friends lasting, soaring vigor and true manliness. May your strength rise like an ox to the heavens, like a roc spreading its wings for ten thousand miles; may you roam the ninth heaven, look out over the blue sky, and laugh in long song. May your vigor flourish, may auspicious fortune arrive from the east, may harmony at home bring success in all things, may wealth and honor bloom like flowers, and may happiness stay with you forever.
Here, I also wish all my female reader friends beauty like lotus blossoms in midsummer, flawless as jade. May your figures be slender, like willow branches dancing in the wind. I likewise wish you harmony at home, success in all things, and everlasting joy by your side.
Reader: Author, you don't have any female readers!
Author: What! Impossible, absolutely impossible. How could I not have any female readers?
Author: If there really aren't any, then... then... I'll make an alt account and cross-dress.
Also, I'll mention the update schedule for the next ten or eleven days here.
Updates will all be posted from afternoon to evening, because visiting relatives and friends during the holidays usually happens in the morning, and sometimes I'll have to stay for a simple lunch at noon too, so I basically won't have any free time in the mornings.
Also, about this round of ten-thousand-word updates, this author is serious. Don't doubt this author's speed, because this author's mouth work... ah, ptooey... voice input is absolutely first-rate. Do not doubt it!
Last of all: I sincerely wish all my reader friends happiness every day in the new year.