Douluo: Opening an Internet Cafe in Spirit City, Bibi Dong Panics

Lin Chuan arrives in Spirit City with no martial soul, no Soul Power, and one brutally specific lifeline: his Grand Dao Internet Cafe System will erase him if nobody pays to use a computer within seven days. His four virtual-reality terminals charge an outrageous ten Gold Soul Coins per hour and launch customers into Black Myth: Wukong, where death hurts, cultivation abilities vanish, and repeated failure can yield real combat insight. Lin Chuan turns this absurd business into a neutral ground beneath the Papal Palace. He sells Hu Liena the first session, stops Yan from using force under the cafe’s absolute no-fighting rules, lets Xie Yue study its training value, and draws Tang San and Shrek Academy through the door despite Spirit Hall’s scrutiny. As Bibi Dong investigates rather than destroys the impossible shop, Lin Chuan must keep powerful factions from monopolizing his machines while meeting the system’s expanding customer missions. The tone is playful, commercially minded, and full of canon characters reacting to videogame logic with deadly seriousness. It suits Douluo Dalu fans who enjoy system-business premises, tactical game training, and faction rivalry reshaped by an overpowered storefront.