Ch. 61This Match Is Complete Bullshit!
Chapter Summary: “This Match Is Complete Bullshit!”
Plot Points and Events
- The crowd becomes increasingly convinced that Hinata and Kanami are exchanging romantic glances rather than preparing to fight. Even the Fire Country Daimyo, who had previously offered confident analysis, becomes too embarrassed to comment.
- Kanami and Hinata secretly coordinate a staged conclusion to their match. Hinata uses the Eight Trigrams Vacuum Palm gesture, while Kanami deliberately throws himself backward, crashes into the wall, and pretends to be incapacitated.
- Genma Shiranui declares Hinata the winner. Hiruzen and Hyuga Hiashi both realize the match was blatantly fixed:
- Hiruzen understands that Kanami intentionally lost.
- Hiashi’s Byakugan confirms that Hinata used no actual chakra aside from activating her Byakugan.
- The spectators protest, suspecting that the fight was fake and demanding refunds. To protect Konoha’s reputation, Hiruzen invents an explanation, claiming Hinata used a powerful secret Hyuga technique that severed Kanami’s heart meridians in one strike.
- The ordinary spectators accept Hiruzen’s explanation and begin praising Hinata as a Hyuga prodigy, despite having witnessed a staged match. Some outsiders even question whether Hinata had once been a boy, suggesting the public’s understanding of events is easily manipulated.
- Hiruzen orders the next match to begin: Sasuke versus Gaara.
- Gaara arrives dramatically using the Body Flicker Technique, impressing the spectators and pleasing the Land of Wind Daimyo.
- Sasuke, however, fails to appear. As the delay continues, the audience grows bored and angry, with one spectator bluntly declaring that the match is “complete bullshit.”
- Embarrassed and furious, Hiruzen considers declaring Gaara the winner by default and moving on. Orochimaru, disguised as the Kazekage, stops him because Sunagakure’s larger plan depends on Sasuke and Gaara fighting.
Character Development
- Hinata shows that she is willing to participate in Kanami’s schemes despite her normally shy and timid nature. She follows his signal and helps create the illusion of a decisive victory.
- Kanami demonstrates cleverness, theatrical skill, and confidence in manipulating both the officials and the crowd. His fake defeat also reveals his willingness to exploit the tournament’s absurdity.
- Hiruzen Sarutobi becomes increasingly frustrated and humiliated as the tournament repeatedly turns into farce. Nevertheless, he uses his authority and reputation as the “Professor of Ninjutsu” to fabricate convincing explanations and preserve public confidence.
- Hiashi Hyuga recognizes that Hinata’s behavior has been influenced by Kanami and privately laments that she has been “led astray.”
- Orochimaru, while disguised as the Kazekage, remains focused on Sunagakure’s invasion strategy. He calmly prevents Hiruzen from skipping the Sasuke–Gaara match.
- Sasuke becomes conspicuous through his unexplained absence, creating tension and threatening both the tournament’s credibility and Sunagakure’s plans.
- Gaara makes a strong entrance and remains cold and expressionless, contrasting with the chaotic and comedic behavior surrounding him.
Significant Themes
- Appearance versus reality: The audience, officials, and foreign dignitaries repeatedly misunderstand what is actually happening. A fake attack is accepted as a devastating technique because Hiruzen provides an authoritative explanation.
- Public perception and propaganda: Hiruzen manipulates the crowd by presenting a complicated-sounding explanation, showing how easily people accept information from respected authorities.
- The tournament as political theater: The matches are supposed to demonstrate strength and order, but romantic distractions, match-fixing, missing contestants, and political schemes expose the event as deeply dysfunctional.
- Conflicting loyalties: Hinata prioritizes her connection with Kanami over the competitive spirit Hiruzen expects, while Orochimaru prioritizes Sunagakure’s invasion plan over maintaining the tournament’s smooth operation.
- Comedy amid danger: The chapter combines the looming threat of political conflict with slapstick deception, bureaucratic panic, and the spectators’ increasingly blunt reactions.
Character Interactions
- Kanami and Hinata communicate through a wink and cooperate in staging the match’s conclusion.
- Hiruzen and Hiashi silently recognize the deception, though neither can openly expose it without causing further embarrassment.
- Hiruzen and the crowd interact indirectly as he uses his authority to reshape their interpretation of the fake match.
- The spectators react with confusion, anger, and eventually admiration after accepting Hiruzen’s explanation.
- Hiruzen and Orochimaru clash over whether to declare Gaara the winner by default. Hiruzen wants to end the embarrassing delay, while Orochimaru insists that the planned Sasuke–Gaara confrontation must take place.