Douluo: Five Seconds After Transmigration, I Snatched the Little Green Bottle
Chapter 5

Yu Xiaogang Becomes a Simp?

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Inside Dorm Seven.

Tiger Soul was still chasing Wang Sheng, but it did not actually bite him. It was only trying to scare him.

Chu Lan looked Xiao Wu over from head to toe. "You came to the right place. This is Dorm Seven."

Xiao Wu slowly approached, watching Tiger Soul chase Wang Sheng around, still not quite over her shock.

"Tiger Soul, that's enough. Come back," Chu Lan said with a smile as he stepped forward. Hearing the command, Tiger Soul gave up chasing Wang Sheng, turned around, and returned to Chu Lan's side.

Wang Sheng collapsed onto the floor, panting heavily.

Chu Lan smiled teasingly. "So, who's the boss?"

Wang Sheng swallowed against his dry throat and wheezed, "You... you're the boss."

An idea immediately came to Chu Lan. He just did not know whether it would work on Xiao Wu.

Chu Lan smiled at Xiao Wu. "Hello, my name is Chu Lan. I'm the boss here. Everyone in this dorm has to listen to me, including you, unless..."

"Unless what?" Xiao Wu asked with a frown.

He wanted to be her boss?

She had always made others her underlings. She had never been someone else's underling!

Chu Lan smiled. "Unless you can defeat me."

Xiao Wu narrowed her eyes with a smile and asked, "If I defeat you, does that make me the boss here? Will all of you have to listen to me?"

Chu Lan nodded. "That's right."

"Fine!" Xiao Wu instantly readied herself for battle, taking a fighting stance and staring intently at Chu Lan. "Remember my name. I'm Xiao Wu. After you lose, you'll have to call me Sister Xiao Wu. Come on!"

Chu Lan slapped Tiger Soul on the head and shouted sternly, "Tiger Soul, transform!"

Before everyone's eyes, Tiger Soul's entire body began to glow. The dark red jewel on its chest flashed with an unusual radiance. The next second, the fierce tiger vanished, replaced by an amber-colored longsword over six feet long!

Yu Xiaogang had appeared at the dorm entrance at some point and happened to witness this scene.

When he saw that Chu Lan's martial soul could actually transform into a weapon and help its master fight, Yu Xiaogang was completely dumbfounded. He could not understand it at all.

He quietly hid himself and observed from the shadows.

"Why haven't you released your martial soul yet?" Chu Lan gripped the Tiger Soul Blade with both hands and stared at Xiao Wu as the internal force of the Mysterious Heaven Skill circulated through his body.

Xiao Wu sensed an immense threat from the Tiger Soul Blade and immediately completed Martial Soul Possession. A pair of delicate, adorable, fluffy white long ears emerged from the top of her head, while a tuft of white furry tail appeared on her pert little backside.

"Begin!"

As soon as Chu Lan spoke, he swung his blade down. At a glance, he showed no intention of going easy on her.

Xiao Wu twisted aside to evade. Her combat experience was clearly far richer than Chu Lan's.

However—

Chu Lan had, after all, learned the contents of the Mysterious Heaven Treasure Record. His strength was no longer what it had once been.

If experience was lacking, skill would make up for it.

"Don't move!"

Chu Lan used the Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track to circle behind Xiao Wu, placing Tiger Soul against her slender neck.

Feeling the chill emanating from the blade's edge, Xiao Wu's hair stood on end, and goosebumps covered her body. "I won't move. You'd better not move around either. Be careful not to hurt me by accident..."

"You lost. Who's the boss now?" Chu Lan asked Xiao Wu without lowering his blade.

Though she was unwilling to admit it, the blade was already at her neck. Even if Xiao Wu did not want to acknowledge it, she had no choice. "You're the boss, you're the boss. Just make sure you hold that blade steady."

Chu Lan chuckled, and Tiger Soul vanished instantly.

"What a splendid duel." Yu Xiaogang applauded as he walked into the dorm.

Seeing that Yu Xiaogang had actually followed him here, Chu Lan was startled as well. He really is like a piece of gum you can't shake off.

"Master!" Wang Sheng and the others recognized Yu Xiaogang and all greeted him respectfully.

"Why are you here again?" Chu Lan frowned.

Wang Sheng leaned closer and whispered, "Boss, this is Master Yu Xiaogang, a friend of the dean."

Chu Lan's expression did not change.

Seeing this, Yu Xiaogang immediately felt that winning Chu Lan over and making him sincerely accept him as his master would not be easy.

Troublesome!

An ugly smile appeared on Yu Xiaogang's stiff, corpse-like face. "Chu Lan, you don't have bedding or a pillow yet, do you? These are for you. It gets rather cold at night. You can't go without bedding."

Yu Xiaogang took out brand-new bedding and a pillow from his storage Soul Tool, stepped forward, and asked, "Which bed is yours? I'll make it for you."

This scene left Wang Sheng and the others completely dumbfounded.

But Chu Lan knew one thing: free benefits were never so easy to take. He could guess Yu Xiaogang's purpose with his ass.

However—anyone who refused free benefits was an idiot. Besides, Chu Lan was not a good person anyway, and he rather enjoyed taking advantage of others!

"How could I possibly accept that?" Chu Lan said with a hand-rubbing smile. "But since you've already brought them, it wouldn't be right for me to refuse. Just give them to me. I'll make the bed myself."

After Chu Lan took the bedding and pillow from Yu Xiaogang, he immediately turned around and began making his bed, completely leaving Yu Xiaogang standing there.

The smile on Yu Xiaogang's face stiffened, but he still shamelessly moved closer to Chu Lan and eagerly fawned over him. "Chu Lan, you have Innate Full Soul Power, but you don't have a Soul Ring yet, right? I'll take you to the Soul Beast Forest, help you hunt a soul beast, and absorb a Soul Ring."

Chu Lan pondered silently. My first Soul Ring really is the most pressing matter right now. And to enter the Soul Hunting Forest, I need a permit issued by Spirit Hall. Using Yu Xiaogang's permit to enter the Soul Hunting Forest would indeed be a good choice. But... Yu Xiaogang is far too weak. He'd be a serious burden.

"And besides..."

Chu Lan glanced back at Xiao Wu.

Luring Xiao Wu away and preventing Tang Hao from discovering her was something that needed planning as well.

Xiao Wu was a high-tier beauty accessory!

Give her to Tang San? What kind of nonsense was that? If he did not seize the protagonist's resources, how was he supposed to become the ultimate villain from another dimension?

When Xiao Wu saw Chu Lan looking at her, she could not help feeling puzzled. She tilted her head and met his gaze, her beautiful eyes blinking lightly.

Chu Lan gave a soft cough, then turned to Yu Xiaogang with a smile. "Thank you, Master Yu Xiaogang. When are we going?"

Yu Xiaogang was overjoyed. "Tomorrow."

Chu Lan nodded, then proactively made a request. "Master Yu Xiaogang, I heard that if you pay enough, you can stay in a better dormitory. Could you think of something for me?"

"Uh..." Yu Xiaogang showed no change in expression, but anger rose within him. He had already summed Chu Lan up in four words: insatiably greedy.

Yu Xiaogang took a deep breath and smiled. "Of course. That's a trivial matter for me."

Chu Lan pointed at Xiao Wu. "Can you include her too?"

Yu Xiaogang and Xiao Wu were both stunned.

Yu Xiaogang felt his blood surge through his body and rush straight to his head, but he could not exactly turn cold toward Chu Lan. After all, he was the one who had shamelessly come to fawn over him.

He had endured so many years of humiliation. How could he give up over something like this today!?

Yu Xiaogang made up his mind. No matter the cost, he would make Chu Lan sincerely accept him as his master!

He would use Chu Lan to prove to the world that he was not worthless!

"No problem, of course no problem! Chu Lan, is there anything else you need?" Yu Xiaogang asked with a smile.

Hearing that, Chu Lan continued making demands. "Preferably somewhere with few people, somewhere quiet. It would be even better if only she and I lived there."

Yu Xiaogang took a deep breath. "I'll do my best to arrange it."

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