"Something feels wrong." Deadpool scratched his cheek, touched his chin, and began to talk to himself.
"It started six days ago. The sky was clear and the air was clear that day, probably because I ate bananas. Speaking of bananas, I want to see my curves... ah, sorry, the author doesn't allow driving. Did you see that asterisk? Do you think River Crab Deity is showing off his power? Naive! Cerberus The author took the initiative to replace it. When did the big* people be sensitive? Cerberus The author is so serious. Okay, you can't complain about fat nerds too much, otherwise your immortal body will also be written to death."
"Back to the subject. Well, what did I want to say before? Forget it, it's not important. The important thing is what I want to say next."
"Do you know Margaret, a mercenary talent market disguised as a bar? Don't you know? I don't know, it's normal. It's a small bar, full of rough guys, no imported liquor - I can tolerate the above, there are so few women, all, none, all, this can be tolerated? Then I heard that the Continental Hotel next door offered a bonus of 30 million US dollar. Damn Fake! What is my pretentious saying?--"I don't bargain", especially if the order is hundreds or thousands US dollar, bargaining is a hammer."
"I'm just curious, what does the goal of 30 million US dollar look like, 24k gold bananas and two ruby pigeon eggs?"
"Oh, 30 million humanoids US dollar seems to have seen me. There is nothing special about him except that he is a little handsome. Cerberus The author set him up as a playboy, but he was afraid of the female punch and hurriedly arranged a heroine. Oh my god, I want to pretend I'm innocent, but I can't help but eat. Are you angry or not? You don't know what I'm talking about, right? It doesn't matter. Ignorance is a kind of happiness. If you know that you are just a character in a novel or comic, insanity is a normal behavior. People like me who are sober are regarded as crazy, oh wow!"
"Hey, why are everyone looking at me? They even said shyly, it's time for me to appear!"
Deadpool jumped a big step forward.
Bang!
The big man from the fighting nation blew away the smoke from his gun. "Crazy!"
Of course Deadpool would not die just like that. Judging from his raised cock and the way he clamped his legs, this shot may have the effect of castration.
Don't panic, it will grow back.
But how can I put it, animals of their own kind... All the males present had the action of clamping their legs together. Something was wrong with their eyes when they looked at the big man from the fighting nation: He was nearly 1.9 meters tall, so he couldn't hit anything. He had to stare at his pants and crotch.
The other person's eyes were not kind, and the big man was not timid. He scratched his neck and said, "What are you looking at! You want to take a shot?!"
Typical Russia warrior style.
No one answered.
It's not that I'm afraid of him.
Once there is a conflict, the alliance that was finally compromised will fall apart.
Facing Mike alone, no one has the confidence to win.
It was quiet for a while.
Until, Deadpool, with her butt sticking out, raised a hand tremblingly:
"Wait!"
"Don't bleed like a river for me, please!!!"
Deadpool has a sad tone.
The air solidifies.
The scene is funny.
Deadpool slowly stood up and started talking.
The expression is sour.
He inserted one hand into his pants and crotch.
Take it!
He took out a thickened stainless steel basin with a blooming bullet embedded in it.
"..."xn.
Everyone was stunned by this operation, okay?
This crotch protector is really a mudslide in the biological world, and its impact has rewritten all three views.
Mike:"..."
There are always poetry recitation programs, channel changes, and weird conventions.
A sudden change in style.
What to do?
Go up with a knife and see Deadpool?
Let's continue to let him seek death and wait until others can't bear it anymore and kill him.
They will all be cut down in the end anyway.
Anyway, 99% of the time you won't die in the end.
"This little brother..." Deadpool suddenly looked at Mike with a shy look, "Are you interested in adding your contact information? Your appearance is very suitable for women's clothing. Are any of you here interested? Welcome to join the women's clothing club..."
Bang!
There was a loud noise.
A big man from the fighting nation pulled the trigger, and the same pistol turned into a grenade the size of a goose egg after the bullet came out of the chamber.
It seems that this is the ability to fight against the great men of the nation.
Think about the picture of machine guns raining down grenades, it's very Russia style.
This shot directly blasted Deadpool's head like a habit.
The world is clean again.
The black-clothed ninja threw a smoke bomb on the ground and disappeared from sight.
Mike actually wants to tell them that putting on a turf disguise and crawling close to the target is really not a ninja at all.
If you use Zabuza Momochi, Water Release. Water Dragon Bullet, please be a good person.
The "disappearance" of the ninjas means the beginning of the battle.
Life and death struggle.
The big man from the fighting nation was the first to shoot at Mike. He could no longer bear it.
Empty the magazine in one go.
A dozen or so "goose eggs" rushed towards Mike.
It may be that the bullets have become larger, the rate of fire has become slower, and the accuracy is much worse - or it may be that the shooting skills of the big man are inherently random.
Mike did not retreat but advanced, charging forward amid grenades.
There was a violent explosion behind me.
The air surges.
Mike slashed diagonally with the knife.
The knight wearing medieval plate armor is wrapped in thick plate armor, like a can.
Well, from now on it will be called Canned Knight.
Canned Knight's two-handed sword was glowing white, holding the Mike long sword.
Mike kicked the plate armor.
The plate armor bloomed with white light.
Canned Knight Take two steps back.
Mike The calf is numb.
"Anti-damage armor?"
"Awesome!"
Mike Thumbs up.
Canned Knight raised his two-handed sword in front of him and recited the eight virtues of knights. "Humility, honor, sacrifice, bravery, mercy, honesty, justice, and spirituality."
Canned Knight turns into a glowing light bulb.
The big man from the fighting nation broke out in a cold sweat, threw away his pistol, and tightened his grip on the machine gun.
The Asian with the dragon tattoo took off his shirt, and his whole body was very muscular. The blue Nine-Headed Dragon turned into red, and the dragon's eyes were gleaming, as if he had come to life.
Steam billows from behind the masked man in exoskeleton armor.
Full power.
Several dark drones rose in the sky.
Silent and breathless.
Like a poisonous snake dormant in the air.
The controller is obviously Fat Man, who is trotting away on sausage legs.
As for the natives who were covered in oil paint... he knelt on the ground as if no one else was around, took out the bones, made wounds on his body, and murmured ancient languages, as if he was praying to his gods.
"Sure enough, there are no stray fish left until the end. There are two brushes. If you don't take it seriously, you might capsize in the gutter." Mike pulled out Senbonzakura and bit it in his mouth, with a stainless steel katana in his left hand and Nichirin Sword in his right hand.
"Just try Zoro's other moves!"
Black Armament Haki covers Mike hands.
"Three-Sword Style. 1080 Pound Phoenix!"
The blue chopper flew towards Fat Mansion.
A fat man with less than a goose's combat power has become one of the top killers in the mainland, which shows that his drones are very powerful.
Kill the controller first.
If it's a one-on-one challenge, you can give Feizhai a cool song at this time.
But it's not.
"Sacrifice, mercy!" Canned Lightbulb Knight stood in the path of the chop.
Bang!
The chopping wave hit the Can Light Bulb Knight head-on, and the latter's body glowed with light.
Slide back three or four meters and scrape two ditches on the grass.
Miraculously, Zhanbo turned around and attacked Mike. The power, speed, and angle were perfectly restored one to one.
This is not scientific!