Naruto: I Really Want to Lie Flat, but My Comprehension Defies the Heavens
Chapter 120

Danzo and Orochimaru's Cooperation

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Uchiha Tongyue's Flesh Clone suddenly shuddered, crossed his arms and jumped up. "Holy shit! What are you doing, main body? Didn't you even give me clothes when you separated me? You made me feel cold!"

But the next second, he suddenly froze, with a confused expression on his face. "No... If it's Shadow Clone, I won't feel cold unless the body also feels cold..." He turned to Uchiha Tongyue suddenly, his eyes became sharp. "And why do I feel something swimming in my body? This is not the feeling of chakra... This is very wrong!"

He looked down at his body, and suddenly his face changed drastically. "And I actually feel the urge to relieve myself! You obviously don't have the urge to relieve yourself, the original body, how could I possibly have the urge to relieve myself?" He raised his head in horror, "Original body, what have you done? This clone is so wrong!"

Uchiha Tongyue scratched his head in embarrassment. "I didn't do this, Mr. Chuan used Blood Clone Technique to separate you with a pig."

"What?!" Flesh Clone's expression froze in an instant. He looked down at his body, then looked up at the white pig that had been enchanted, and his face turned pale. "I am...Flesh Clone transformed from a pig? Then these things swimming in my body are..."

He suddenly took out Kunai and without hesitation made a cut on his palm. Bright red blood immediately poured out.

"F*ck! It's really blood!" He looked at his bleeding palm in shock, and then quickly Hand Seals tried to extract chakra. After a moment, his eyes widened. "F*ck! Chakra can also be extracted! Although the amount is small, it is enough to maintain my existence! And chakra can be recovered through eating and sleeping..." His voice became more and more excited, "F*ck, f**k! Doesn't this mean that I am independent from my body?"

Uchiha Tongyue and Fugaku Uchiha looked at each other, both shocked. "Is this Flesh Clone so powerful?"

Uchiha Chuan touched his chin and suddenly showed a thoughtful expression. "Independence?" A hint of cunning flashed in his eyes, "What would happen if you were asked to mate with a pig now? Will it give birth to a human, a human pig, a pig-human, or a ninja beast pig?"

"Holy shit! Mr. Chuan, are you a devil?!" Flesh Clone was so frightened that he backed away and looked at Uchiha Chuan with a horrified look on his face.

"No," Uchiha Chuan spread his hands innocently, "Aren't you still a pig in essence?"

"Who said that!" Flesh Clone immediately jumped to his feet, "I am essentially a human being! Who made me a clone of my true body!"

"But didn't you say you wanted to be independent just now?" Uchiha Chuan said with a smile, "I'll give you a chance."

"I... I was joking! Really! Absolutely joking!" Flesh Clone immediately gave up and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

Uchiha Chuan then put away his joking expression and said seriously, "Okay, let's get down to business. Uchiha Tieyue wants to kill Uncle Tong Yue. Next, you will act as Uncle Tong Yue and don't reveal any flaws." He paused and added meaningfully, "Also, if you want to 'solve the problem', you can't go to a woman, you can only go to a sow or other animal. Do you understand?"

"Obviously... understand..." Flesh Clone responded with a sad face, his whole body wilted.

Uchiha Chuan nodded with satisfaction and turned to Fugaku: "Chief, I will leave it to you to arrange the rest."

Fugaku suppressed a smile and nodded, "Okay." He turned to the two of them, "Come with me."

In this way, Uchiha Tongyue completed the replacement quietly.

At the same time, Orochimaru also arrived at the place where Danzo was banned.

"Lord Orochimaru please." Root ninja said respectfully, not daring to show any disrespect towards Orochimaru.

"Hey, don't you need to inform me?" Orochimaru smiled evilly, with a hint of joking in his tone.

"No, Danzo-sama said, Lord Orochimaru can come in at will." Root Ninja lowered his head and replied, with a hint of humility in his tone.

"Hehe, okay then." Orochimaru licked his lips, a cold light flashed in his eyes, and then strode in.

Soon, Orochimaru arrived at the pavilion. His eyes swept around, and then stopped in surprise at Uchiha Shanhuo standing aside.

"Huh?" Orochimaru narrowed his eyes, with a hint of interest in his tone, "Uchiha is actually here too? This is really surprising."

"Shanhuo-kun is already my Root." Danzo said lightly, with a hint of pride in his tone.

"Oh, that's really surprising. Uchiha actually defected to Master Danzo." Orochimaru's eyes flashed with amusement, and there was a hint of sarcasm in his tone, "Is it because your genius Uchiha Chuan puts too much pressure on you?"

"As expected of Lord Orochimaru, you can see at a glance why I chose to defect to Master Danzo." Uchiha Shanhuo sneered, with a hint of resentment in his tone, "Yes, Uchiha Chuan has put too much pressure on us, to the point where we are like playthings."

"I really want him more and more, it's a pity." Orochimaru's eyes glowed with fanaticism, but then dimmed, with a hint of helplessness in his tone. After all, that is Uchiha's super genius. If he dares to attack, Uchiha will definitely fight tooth and nail. Now he cannot bear Uchiha's full revenge.

Therefore, during this period of time, even if his heart became more and more eager, Orochimaru had to stay silent and wait for the opportunity. Obviously, as long as he helped these Uchiha Hardliners regain the power of Uchiha, obstacles like Uchiha Chuan would be kicked away by them. At that time, that was when he took Uchiha Chuan into his pocket.

"Orochimaru, since you want him, then help us, let me become the Hokage, and let Shanhuo become the clan leader of Uchiha. Uchiha Chuan is yours." Danzo said lightly, with a hint of temptation in his tone. What he is best at is generosity to others.

"Hehehe, is it true?" Orochimaru looked at Uchiha Shanhuo, with greedy light shining in his eyes.

A trace of anger flashed in Uchiha Shanhuo's eyes. What he hates most is people who betray their companions and the same race, but he can't help it at this time. He can only exclude Uchiha Chuan.

So he nodded, with a hint of helplessness in his tone. "Okay!"

"Hehehe, then Master Danzo, what are you going to do next?" Orochimaru also became interested and asked, licking his tongue.

"I hope you will restart the research on transplanting Hashirama Cells." Danzo said lightly, with a hint of seriousness in his tone.

"Oh, why Hashirama Cells?" Orochimaru raised his eyebrows, with a hint of curiosity in his tone.

"Because Hashirama Cells can effectively promote Sharingan to open Mangekyō Sharingan." Danzo still spoke in a calm tone, as if he was stating an ordinary thing.

"Is this the method that Master Danzo said to open your eyes?" Uchiha Shanhuo asked in surprise, with a trace of disbelief flashing in his eyes.

"That's right." Danzo nodded, with a hint of certainty in his tone.

"Danzo Master, how did you know that?" Orochimaru narrowed his eyes, with a hint of doubt in his tone.

"Of course it was made through experiments." Danzo said lightly, with a hint of arrogance in his tone.

"Can you provide me with information?" Orochimaru licked his lips, a trace of greed flashed in his eyes.

"Yes, but you have to agree to two conditions." Danzo said calmly, with a hint of doubt in his tone.

"What two conditions?" Orochimaru raised his eyebrows with a hint of interest in his tone.

"Shanhuo, I have already told you the safe method of opening Mangekyō Sharingan. Next, it is another secret. I can only say I'm sorry. You can change your clothes first." Danzo then looked at Uchiha Shanhuo with a hint of command in his tone.

"Yes." Uchiha Shanhuo had no choice but to retreat.

"Jie Jie Jie, Master Danzo is still worried about Uchiha." Orochimaru said jokingly, with a hint of ridicule in his tone.

"Humph, of course, they are just tools." Danzo snorted, with a hint of coldness in his tone, "But in order to prevent the tools from hurting yourself, Orochimaru, I hope you will study Uchiha's Kekkei Genkai by the way. I hope you can develop methods similar to Caged Bird, so that I can control these Uchiha."

"Yes, I am also interested in the research on restraining Uchiha Kekkei Genkai." Orochimaru licked his lips, a hint of excitement flashed in his eyes, "But you need to solve the funding yourself."

"Hmph, I understand." Danzo snorted dissatisfiedly, with a hint of displeasure in his tone.

Orochimaru had an evil smile on his lips, and a cold light flashed in his eyes.

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