"What?"
Why are there only four?
Tony was stunned for a moment. "Wait, wait, wait, why... why are there only four? And, I am Tony, not Tony!"
"Uh, OK, Tony·Shit Tucker."
Tony:"..."
I have a saying that I don't know if I should say it or not!
"Forget it, let's not talk about this."
What do you mean by not talking about this anymore?
"First of all, Yinsen is your savior. He was about to die and I saved him, so - this is the first favor. What do you think, Tony?" Kino raised his finger and pointed at the bald head Yinsen.
"Yeh,... well, that's true!" Tony blinked and nodded.
"As for the second favor, I saved your life!" Kino raised his finger and pointed at Tony's chest.
"Wait! Wait... I don't need your rescue! Facts have proved that I successfully escaped with my armor. Your intervention was just unnecessary." Tony said righteously.
"Oh, really? I wonder what kind of beautiful scene it would be like if you fell from the sky, 500 meters high, and hit the scorched desert..." Kino smiled, and then pointed to the jeep not far away, "The blood... was caused by you, right? This is true even if it hits a tire with some elasticity, not to mention the sand in the desert."
The baked sand in the desert is very hard!
You thought it was water?
Is there a buffer?
Stop talking, okay?
Even if it is diving, jumping from tens of meters up is basically the same posture. The body is stretched into a straight [], the arms form a V shape, and the water surface is broken first to slow down the counterattack on the body.
Anyone who has not undergone rigorous training will be seriously injured if he goes down.
The backlash force of water is also very strong.
If you shoot it sideways, nine out of ten will burp.
Not to mention the sand bodies with greater "density".
This is not a movie.
The MK1 armor without buffering fell straight onto the desert floor, completely burping.
Tony also became mute for a moment, and his face twitched unnaturally for a few times. "Okay, let's think you saved me! But, I hurt my buddy. You saved me, and I hurt my buddy, then it means - you hurt my buddy. So, we are even!"
James·Rhodes looked at the old man in confusion.
Everyone also looked retarded.
Black Widow rolled his eyes.
"Your math is killing me, kid!"
Tony:"..."
"OK, I saved you and prevented you from being thrown to death, and then you injured Rhodes, and then we were even, right?"
"YES!"
"Well, let's change the explanation again! This time we exclude the possibility of you being thrown to death, assuming that you are intact. However, there is no water in the desert. In the hot desert, you may not be able to support rescue and will die of thirst. You - Game Over!"
Tony blinked, somewhat unable to refute, this is indeed a possibility.
"Let's change the hypothesis! The desert is so big, Rhodes's helicopter may not be able to search you in time. And if you have no water or physical objects, you may get lost. When you are tired, hungry and thirsty, you - Game Over!"
Tony:"..."
"And... to put it another way, there are many types of venomous snakes in the desert, such as Rattlesnake, desert horned viper, cobra, carpet viper, etc... You--Game Over!"
Tony's face twitched again. This possibility is not impossible. He doesn't have an antidote. If he is really bitten by a poisonous snake, the end is really possible...
"Then! I looked at your parabolic distance, which means you just dug out the mountainous areas of those freedom fighters. Although their weapons and ammunition were blown up by you, it is not difficult for them to catch up with you. When the time comes... you--Game Over!"
Tony's face turned completely dark.
"And there's..."
"Stop--Stop!!!" Tony's face turned dark and he tilted his head, drooping, "OK, OK, you saved me, I owe you a second favor."
Damn it.
You can talk better than me!
Kino smiled, just to make you convinced.
Are you talking to my brother?
Kill you!
I have saved you four possibilities, but you have only offset one, and there are still three more. If you beep with me again... I will make you owe three more favors!
"What about the third one?"
"The third one?" Kino glanced at War Machine from outside, "You want me to save him, so naturally it's another favor."
"Humph, who wants you to save me? Doctor, doctor, where are you dead? Come here quickly." Rhodes yelled.
The military doctor who was standing by quickly ran over carrying a stretcher.
The smart Tony could tell at a glance that there was a conflict between the two people. However, he was still very grateful to the old man. In order to gain a favor, he went to the hospital to stay in bed for two months.
They are indeed good brothers.
"It seems that the third one is gone." Tony shrugged, slightly gloating.
"No, there is the third one!" Kino said, pointing at Tony's chest, "There is a big hole here, it must be uncomfortable, right? I can help you heal it!"
I'm not sure what the Iron Man searchlight on the chest is like, Kino.
According to that depth, it means that the sternum was also clicked off, and then a "metal cup" was pressed inside to connect the broken sternum around it?
This kind of surgery can only live in movies.
But no matter what, Tony has a big hole in his chest.
"!!!" His expression suddenly changed, "Are you serious?"
No one likes to dig a big hole in their chest. That way, it will feel weird when having sex with beautiful models.
"Of course, I can save Yinsen and just fill a hole. It's a piece of cake."
Iron Man It's not like you need that kind of "search light" connected to your body. Didn't you have surgery in the third film? In Women's Federation 3, it became a small nano box.
Therefore, it does not need to be put into the body. Isn't that what "War Machine" is?
Therefore, curing Tony will not affect the birth of "Iron Man".
"Okay, I owe you the third favor, so what's the fourth one?" Tony decided to compromise, for the sake of his own health.
"The fourth..." Kino came closer, put his arm around Tony's shoulders, and whispered in his ear, "Your hemoptysis man is very smart, so he didn't think this kidnapping incident was very serious." Is this weird? Think about your father's good friend, Obadiah·Stane, one of the shareholders and founders of Stark Industries. If you die, who will get the greatest benefit?"
After saying that, he gently patted Tony on the shoulder and left with a smile.
Only Tony, with a stiff and ashen face, was left standing there, stunned, with a huge storm in his mind.
Obadiah·Stane?
Obadiah·Stane?
Obadiah·Stane?
"..."
After chattering his teeth for a while, Tony suddenly realized that before he left, he had a video call with Obadiah, and the other party saw him getting into the Jeep.
Could it be him?
Crunch--damn it!
"Hey, Tony, what's wrong?" Yinsen came over.
"Nothing, let's go, we all need a good rest."
"Yes, it's time to take a rest."