Recommending "Door of Fallacy"

The strongest protagonist in history sensed the ornate door in his mind and asked, "Door of Fallacy, besides being ornate, what else can you do?"

Door of Fallacy: "Besides being ornate, I can turn men into girls and girls into women."

The strongest protagonist in history: "Could you leave the step of turning girls into women to me?"

Door of Fallacy: "No."

The strongest protagonist in history: "Don't be so rigid! At worst, we split it fifty-fifty?"

Door of Fallacy: "No. It's all mine."