Ch. 321You Wouldn't Want Liu Zheng Getting into Someone Else's Bed First, Would You?
Chapter Summary
Key Plot Points and Events
- Liu Zheng returns safely from the procurement mission outside the Borderlands, bringing back unusual ingredients—including a large number of eyeballs—and the Cleaver and portable cold-storage unit.
- Napoleon, relieved but irritated that Liu Zheng survived, retrieves the equipment and tries to maintain the supposed distance between the Delivery Department and the Kitchen. Liu Zheng nevertheless openly pets Calico Cat and jokes with the staff.
- White-Feather Chicken examines the goods, clearly suspects Liu Zheng is hiding something, but cannot expose him. As payment, Liu Zheng receives the Cleaver, several bizarre dishes, a bucket of beer, and two bottles of premium liquor—one presumably intended for French Plane Tree.
- Liu Zheng leaves the Kitchen before White-Feather Chicken can make good on his threat to throw him into the stove.
- At Nile Doctor’s clinic, the doctor has been overwhelmed with patients and has Xiaomei massage him while Sesha plays nearby. Nile Doctor worries about Liu Zheng’s mission but refuses to reveal his inherited secrets concerning the outside world.
- Cow-Horse visits the clinic wearing artificial white wings, prompting jokes from Nile Doctor about infiltrating the Pegasus Clan. The two discuss the danger posed by City Hall now that Liu Zheng and Cow-Horse may be connected to the newly announced opportunity.
- Cow-Horse accepts that City Hall might restrict it to the Restaurant, but considers the Restaurant a safe and valuable source of protection.
- Cow-Horse tells Xiaomei that Liu Zheng paid a great price to save her. Xiaomei offers her life and even her sons’ lives in repayment, but Cow-Horse instead suggests she pursue a romantic or sexual relationship with Liu Zheng.
- Cow-Horse reveals that it has created a betting pool on which of Liu Zheng’s many admirers will get close to him first. Xiaomei has the highest odds, and Cow-Horse promises her a large share of the winnings if she succeeds.
- Xiaomei agrees but asks how to proceed, leading Cow-Horse and Xiaomei to seek Nile Doctor’s help.
Character Developments
- Liu Zheng remains confident, shameless, and quick-witted. He conceals whatever happened during the procurement mission, calmly deflects suspicion, and exploits his relationship with the Kitchen staff to obtain extra rewards.
- Napoleon reveals genuine concern for Liu Zheng’s survival, though he masks it with sarcasm and hostility. His relief at Liu Zheng’s return is mixed with frustration over the trouble Liu Zheng brings.
- White-Feather Chicken acts gruff and suspicious but ultimately honors the reward arrangement. Despite complaining, he provides Liu Zheng with valuable equipment, food, and alcohol.
- Cow-Horse shows its usual opportunistic and scheming nature, but also demonstrates loyalty toward Liu Zheng and awareness of the political danger from City Hall. It turns Xiaomei’s desire to repay Liu Zheng into a profitable scheme.
- Nile Doctor remains protective of his secrets and Sesha, while his banter with Cow-Horse reveals a long-standing friendship or rivalry. He is also amused and somewhat alarmed by the possibility of Liu Zheng becoming involved with Sesha or Xiaomei.
- Xiaomei develops from a grateful, obedient clinic worker into someone willing to actively pursue Liu Zheng in order to repay him and secure financial independence. Her innocence and confusion contrast sharply with Cow-Horse’s blunt manipulation.
- Sesha remains mostly passive and mentally impaired, though her presence underlies the discussion of a possible future relationship with Liu Zheng.
Significant Themes
- Survival and abnormality: Liu Zheng’s safe return is treated as suspicious because his reckless behavior should logically have gotten him killed. His ability to survive reinforces the idea that he is fundamentally abnormal.
- Loyalty and obligation: Xiaomei’s willingness to sacrifice herself reflects the severe debt she feels toward Liu Zheng after he saved her. The chapter questions whether gratitude can be transformed into genuine choice or is instead exploited by others.
- Manipulation and opportunism: Cow-Horse turns relationships, romance, and Liu Zheng’s popularity into a gambling enterprise, treating personal interactions as financial opportunities.
- Institutional danger and protection: City Hall represents a looming political threat, while the Bloodstained Restaurant serves as a protective “big tree” shielding Cow-Horse and Liu Zheng from outside consequences.
- Humor amid danger: Morbid subjects—death, political retaliation, exploitation, and sacrifice—are consistently undercut by teasing, crude jokes, and absurd situations.
Character Interactions
- Liu Zheng and Napoleon exchange sarcastic insults, with Napoleon trying unsuccessfully to unsettle Liu Zheng.
- Liu Zheng annoys White-Feather Chicken by demanding additional compensation, then responds to threats with playful obedience.
- Cow-Horse and Nile Doctor trade insults about wings, marriage, Sesha, and their mutual history, while still discussing serious concerns about City Hall.
- Cow-Horse pressures Xiaomei into considering intimacy with Liu Zheng, framing it as both repayment and a way to make money.
- Nile Doctor becomes an unwilling participant in Cow-Horse’s scheme, as both Cow-Horse and Xiaomei turn to him for assistance in arranging Xiaomei’s attempt to win Liu Zheng’s attention.