Marvel: Merging My Selves Across the Multiverse, Becoming the One and Only Da Law
Chapter 373

The Hammer God Who Can't Lift the Hammer

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New Mexico, a small town on the edge of the desert.

In an old tavern, it was crowded and lively.

Thor, who had changed into ordinary clothes, was drinking with a bald man in the crowd.

The drinkers gathered around, waving their fists and cheering for the bald man.

"Hunter, work harder!"

"Kill this bear-like bastard!"

The bald man finished drinking a bottle of wine and couldn't help but burp.

"Hiccup, I... I can't do it anymore..."

At this time, Thor also put down the bottle. He roared excitedly, raised the bottle and threw it to the ground.

'Bang!'

The tavern suddenly became silent.

The people who were splashed by the debris complained dissatisfiedly, "Walterfak, what are you doing?!"

"Why did you suddenly drop the cup?!"

Thor looked stunned and asked in confusion, "This is just a simple celebration. Is there anything wrong, guys?!"

"Fake Squid, look at my hands, they were cut by the wine bottle you broke!"

Sif and Warriors Three of Asgard's expressions suddenly changed slightly.

[Oops!!!]

However, Thor's next move was completely unexpected.

He scratched his head and apologized solemnly.

"Uh, sorry, man, my fault, I don't quite understand the rules here."

At this time, a clear voice came from outside the crowd.

"Let him throw it! As compensation, all drinks today are free!"

The drinkers were shocked.

"Wow! Old Hall, can you fail?!"

"God, is this still the stingy old guy like Grandet?!"

In front of the bar, Old Hall shrugged helplessly and said, "Guys, you have found the wrong person! I sold the pub ten minutes ago~"

The drinkers were stunned when they heard this.

"Sold?!"

Old Hall turned to look at a high chair in front of the bar.

Sitting on a high chair with his back to everyone, Shi Shiran turned around, smiled and raised his glass to everyone.

"Everyone, Old Hall is right, I keep my word, so have a great time~!"

The crowd immediately burst into deafening cheers.

"Oh ho! This is so crazy!"

"God bless you! Generous new boss!"

However, after Thor saw the boss's appearance, his expression changed. "It's you?!"

He stretched out his hand to pull away the crowd, and strode to Richard amidst the yells of curses.

Richard smiled and raised his glass, "Asgard's Prince Thor, we meet again~"

Sif and Warriors Three of Asgard also separated from the crowd and came behind Thor.

Volstagg, who has a reckless personality, raised his hand and pointed at Richard: "What kind of conspiracy are you playing?!"

Richard waved his hand and released a wave of confusion, Magic.

"Where's that guy?"

"Maybe he ran away, Hunter, come let's continue drinking!"

The drinkers in the tavern will turn a blind eye to them and return to their seats one after another.

"Mr. Volstagg~" Richard asked helplessly, "Excuse me, where is this place?"

Without waiting for the other party to answer, he quickly started asking and answering himself.

"Midgard!"

"Who am I?"

"Midgardian!"

"So... I'm at home and I can go wherever I want. Is there any problem?"

Volstagg:...

He clenched his fists and glared at Richard speechless.

Sif asked in a low voice, "Who is he?"

Hogun: "Richard, a mysterious Mage."

"Stay alert, Sif, he is very dangerous!" Fandral reminded while staring closely at Richard.

Hogun added, "He is the guy who won Thor in the drinking competition, and he was also the guy who seriously injured God King!"

Sif's face changed slightly, and she stretched out her hand to hold Thor's arm. "Thor, calm down!"

Unexpectedly, Thor came to his senses, calmly patted Sif's little hand, and comforted her in turn, "Don't worry about me, Sif, I am no longer the Thor I used to be!"

He turned to look at Richard and asked, "I remember your name is Richard?!"

Richard smiled and said, "Yes~~"

Thor's expression became very serious. "You are very strong! Even if I recover all Divine Power, I am still no match for you!"

He puffed up his chest. "But I am Thor the God of Thunder! I represent Asgard! So I will not bow to the person who injured my father!"

Richard looked at Thor in front of him with some surprise.

"Your transformation surprised me~"

He chuckled and said, "Maybe Odin should thank me for that parting gift~"

"Asshole, what nonsense are you talking about?!" Volstagg cursed and couldn't help but clenched his fists and wanted to rush over.

"Stop, Volstagg!" Thor reached out and pressed him down, turned around and said, "Richard! We are just five sinners who have been demoted to the Divine Realm, and we will not cause any trouble to Midgard!"

"Really?" Richard shook the wine glass and said casually, "I heard that a hammer fell in the desert more than a hundred miles away from the town that no one could lift~~"

Thor's expression changed instantly. "Mjolnir?!"

Richard chuckled and said, "Prince Thor, do you think Odin sealed you Divine Power and threw you to the earth just to punish you?!"

Thor and others were stunned when they heard this.

Volstagg scratched his head and asked, "Isn't it?"

"Tsk tsk~" Richard shook his head and said, "I finally understand some of Ancient One Sorcerer Supreme's mentality~"

"I have no successor, but I have lived enough~"

"No wonder she has such a good relationship with Odin, they really have the same problem!"

Thor was instantly silenced.

Richard put the wine glass on the bar and jumped off the high chair. "I will let people pay attention to your every move on earth."

"Thor the God of Thunder, I hope you can find your true self soon."

After saying that, his figure disappeared without a trace.

As Richard disappeared, the Magic he released to confuse cognition quickly became ineffective.

Thor and others appeared in the view of the people in the tavern again.

The bald man Hunter, who was continuing to drink with his friends, saw Thor and immediately shouted, "Hey, boy! I thought you escaped!"

Thor smiled and nodded at the other party, "Sorry, man, I have something urgent and I have to leave first!"

The drunk Hunter groaned dissatisfiedly. "Let's go?! Are you going to run away?!"

Thor's face froze, and he opened his mouth to refute.

But Hunter had already turned around, waved his hand and said, "Get out of here, coward~"

Sif and others looked at him worriedly. "Thor..."

"I'm fine!" Thor said with a dull face, "The most important thing now is to get Mjolnir back first!"

Two hours later, a shabby Pickup Truck carrying Thor and others arrived in the desert.

"Squeak!" The car owner stepped on the brakes urgently, turned around and shouted to the Thor people in the rear compartment, "Hey, I can only send it here, the front is blocked by the government department!"

Thor and others jumped out of the car. Sif took out a small piece of gold from his pocket and threw it away.

The car owner stretched out his hand to remember, then Greed opened his mouth and bit it.

Looking at the clear teeth marks on the gold nugget, he couldn't help but smile and said, "If you need it, you can continue to find me~"

After saying that, he turned around and ran away.

At this time, a team of black suits appeared with weapons raised.

"Stop! Raise your hands!"

Sif and others looked at Thor.

Thor frowned and said, "Everyone, I'm just here to get my hammer, no offense intended."

The leader in a black suit looked at them carefully. "Four men and one woman, it should be them."

So, he put away his gun and waved his hand. "Expose your hands and follow me!"

Soon, he brought Thor and others to the camp director Phil Coulson.

Phil Coulson stretched out his right hand and smiled gently, "Hello, God of Thunder Prince Thor from Asgard. I am the person in charge here, Phil Coulson."

Thor reached out and shook his hand. "Hello, Son of Coul, I want to see Mjolnir right away."

Phil Coulson smiled and said, "Please come with me."

He took Thor and others outside a deep pit.

Thor saw Mjolnir standing sideways at the bottom of the pit, and couldn't help but step over the railing and jump into the pit.

"Mjolnir, I'm coming!"

He reached out and grasped the handle of the hammer and lifted it up with force.

"?!!!"

"Mjolnir?!" Thor looked at the hammer in shock, showing an expression of disbelief. "Why... why reject me?!"

He lifted it up again, but the hammer still didn't move.

"You are mine! You can't refuse me!" Thor Wrath roared, holding the hammer handle with both hands, trying his best, but the hammer remained motionless.

"No!!!" He knelt down on the ground and shouted in despair, "Father!!!"

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