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Chapter 1005

Tang Niu Is the God of Cookery (Yesterday's Second Update)

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[Chef Demon Competition Organizing Committee Special Notice]

All Chef Demon and competition contestants: Honorable Rancher Your Excellency has recently decided to participate in hosting the competition and personally taste each contestant's dishes. We hereby notify the person in charge of each subordinate district to do a good job in the selection and promotion work]

Huai Shi looked at the competition area adjustment information on his phone, and then looked at Chat Group, which said "Rancher Zhu Tianfen Mu" said Chef God Food Competition. The thick uneasiness almost turned into sea water and swallowed him up.

Hell Chef Demon Competition

Heaven Chef God Tournament

Why are the two competitions held at the same time and with the same special judges?

Why did Chef Demon Competition Organizing Committee put the emphasis on 'Rancher' at the highest level in his words, and then change the way of playing according to the opponent's arrangements?

With deep confusion, Huai Shi received deep condolences from Chef Demon Competition Organizing Committee in the middle of the night.

When the other party came up, he first cared about Huai Shi's health, and highly praised Huai Shi's attitude of trying to taste the food at all costs. Finally, the person in charge expressed his gratitude to Huai Shi on behalf of all Chef Demon.

"Thank me for what?" Huai Shi was dumbfounded.

"Thank you for curing that taste-obsessed god and bringing him back to life, doctor!" The person in charge of the organizing committee sounded excited, as if he had won the Mark Six lottery jackpot:

"After that committee member came back from the Current Realm, the news that his dishes were approved by Rancher spread throughout the Hell cooking world. Legend, who had been working as a chef for many years, resigned from the organizing committee and decided to once again dedicate better works to Rancher as a contestant. Oh, now it is God Almighty Your Excellency."

Chef Demon also have a desire to compare with each other. Rancher commented "extremely", which directly surpassed all Chef Demon in history.

Is it that exaggerated?

This is a good question.

Just imagine, the previous Rancher came to watch the ceremony just to eat for free, but in the end there was always the unbelieving Chef Demon who wanted to get some evaluation from this taste-obsessed mouth. In the end, the dish that he put in all his efforts and all the means was served to the table. In the end, it was on the same level as the Kang Shuaifu instant noodles sold by Hell. How does that feel?

No matter if you are garbage or food, I will ride the horse and eat, eat, eat, eat.

I'm not full, and the portion is not enough. Forget it, let the cook eat it too.

Now, when someone's cooking impresses Rancher and makes him give a highly positive evaluation, the title of 'Abyss's strongest Chef Demon' will naturally fall on the cook's head.

All of a sudden, not only colleagues from the organizing committee, but also various seniors from all walks of life, Current Realm came to the door to compete for culinary hegemony with their souls on the line.

Looking at the black shadow from before, is this posture still acceptable?

He made the move in less than three seconds, and said that it was all the fault of Huai Shi, the great boy Rancher, and called himself Rancher After Your Excellency landed, not only did my waist no longer hurt, my legs were no longer sore, but my sense of taste was also normal. Moreover, the other party had to participate in the recent Chef Demon competition. We were just lucky enough to be the first Chef Demon to eat crabs.

As soon as this statement spread, good guys, all the cooks in Hell and Current Realm who had lost their confidence due to Rancher all became more motivated to fight.

Even the original high-level officials of the organizing committee have retired. Several big names, including Hannibal and Butcher of Heaven, are preparing to compete in person. They have already entered various ecological Hells to search for ingredients, vowing to give the God Almighty the most Calamity, the darkest Hell, and the darkest dishes to taste!

"If it weren't for you, Mr. Huai Shi, I would still be in charge of looking after the water dispenser in the organizing committee. Who would be the person in charge of this event?" The person in charge was grateful and invited Huai Shi to sit down with Hell when he had time:

"Don't worry, we guarantee that this competition will be carried out according to the requirements put forward by Rancher Your Excellency."

Toot--

Huai Shi was extremely sluggish. The sound was not like the murmur of a phone hanging up, but more like the emergency signal of an electrocardiogram turning into a straight line.

The most valuable session Chef Demon Competition!?

Hannibal and Butcher of Heaven both returned to the world?!

Boss, you won't learn how to behave like a peer like All-Heavens City, right?!

No.

This is not the key. The key is whether you want to see who the new judges are?

Huai Shi glanced at the lively food competition in the group, then at the Chef Demon popularity list on the Dark Web forum, and finally glanced at Myriad Worlds General Knowledge Talisman.

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Imagine what would happen if the judge sitting in the finals competition was Shi Hao, and I served him a copy of Dung Sea Maggot?

The crisis of the Current Realm has not passed for long, will it be wiped out together with Great Dao?

Huai Shi had already forgotten what Crow said about running away. If the living ancestors in the group came here and ate the food only to find out that it was dark food, they would be really angry and ferocious from the sky.

He replaced the expressions of his friends in his mind with expressions of eating Nine-Turned Intestine Sashimi, and finally shuddered.

"No, I need to clarify."

"Do you accept this ending?"

A calm voice sounded behind Huai Shi.

Huai Shi's neck was stiff, and he was stunned for a moment before turning around and found that Su Lin was currently supporting his chin with his fingers crossed, making a classic commander's face in front of his dining table.

"Among Chef Demon Competition's top ten self-selected rewards, there is a speaker that can play BGM at any time." Su Lin pushed a sphere made of runes from the table. "Is it really good that the game is canceled like this?"

Guru

Huai Shi's Adam's apple moved slightly, and his mouth and tongue felt dry for a while.

Is it true?

His eyes were completely drawn, and he was caught in the Affliction struggle of Dao De fighting sin.

"I have no intention of hiding it from everyone. After all, I want to see everyone participate voluntarily rather than force me," Su Lin said calmly.

Can it be done? That's Chef Demon Competition!

"Of course it can. After all, disasters are also a kind of power in nature. The difference between that kind of thing and alchemy potions is just a little bit unpalatable." Su Lin paused. "Of course, there are also delicious ones. As a cooking demon, you know this very well, don't you?"

If you mean it is sweeter than milk, wine and honey, it is actually the Abyss poison that can crush the soul to ashes.

That's really delicious

Whatever Calamity can be made, the corresponding Miracle can be created. In the final analysis, Chef Demon's food is not superficially unpalatable. The essence is the malicious shaping that is no different from Alchemy.

But even the most violent hatred can be wrapped in a layer of sweet sugar-coating, or the food served can be transformed into an unprecedented delicacy through techniques, and it is not until the last moment that the poisonous nature is exposed.

If you can endure it, all the malice will be used as a boost in your own pursuit. This is the opposition of all the good things in the world, and it is called the darkest moment faced on the road of life.

"Don't worry, leave it to me."

Su Lin raised his arms and asked softly, "Will I still lie to you?"

"Yeah."

Tongji transformed into Crow and landed on Huai Shi's shoulder, also whispering, "Sister, will I still harm you?"

Huai Shi voted directly.

If there was only one bird, he could still struggle and resist, but the past history of blood and tears told him that if these two guys What If...? were targeting him at the same time, it would be better to just lie down and start enjoying the ravages of life.

'After all, the self-selected prizes are really delicious.'

Just pretend that you don't know about this.

Faced with the entry inquiry from chef Emiya, Huai Shi chose to confirm without hesitation.

As for how Chef God Competition became Chef Demon Competition, it was probably a freshman competition from the beginning.

In an ordinary, unremarkable school.

"It's home economics class again." Gabriel stood in front of the cutting board in a daze with dark circles under his eyes.

"Have you been too lazy recently?" Vignette put a basket of vegetables on the table and asked doubtfully, "I don't go to the shop where I work very often. Are the three meals delicious? I haven't thrown away the garbage at home for a long time, right?"

"Are you my mother?" Gabriel yawned. "All the garbage has been given away. As for working part-time, I don't need to work part-time for the time being."

"Give it away, have you given up on paying money for games?" Vignette was a little happy. The living expenses given by the Heaven Realm were completely enough, but Gabriel was obsessed with online games, so he ran to work part-time.

"No, I recently found a very good boss, and now I have someone to support me." Gabriel said with a satisfied look on his face, "Snacks, games, living expenses, etc. are basically enough."

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Vignette's brain shut down, and after several minutes, Satania put Devil Mushroom, Hell's special product, into the broth, and Devil Mushroom let out a desperate and sharp wail.

"Add some mint candies and the refreshing sweet soup will be ready." Satania served up creative dishes with great confidence.

Buzz--!

The trident passed by, and Abyss-colored dishes and a dinner plate cut into two parts fell to the ground.

"Where is that person?!" Vignette shouted indignantly.

"Eh?"

Gabriel blinked blankly.

"It's a crime! That's a crime! And you've actually let money corrupt your bottom line?!"

This is no longer the level of Jie Tian, but the level of Liyue Honkai.

Looking at Vignette who was on the verge of collapse and going crazy, Gabriel realized that the other party seemed to have misunderstood something.

But at this time, the other party couldn't listen at all.

"Go back! It's still too late to go back now. You can't make any more mistakes! Call the police and let the laws of the world deal with that scumbag!"

"This is a school?! What on earth are you talking about?!"

The classmates around him were talking in low voices, realizing that if this continued, some strange rumors might spread. Gabriel quickly pulled Vignette, who was filled with tears, to the side to explain that he had found a job similar to that of a sign girl, and as long as he stayed at Heaven as Angel, he would get benefits.

"Intimate Heaven, Angel Cosplay Service" Vignette murmured while staring at the interface he found on his phone.

"What the hell is that place?! I'm talking about the real Heaven!" Gabriel said frantically.

"How do you compensate me for my cooking?" Satania cried on the side.

"Tsk, that thing is completely inedible, isn't it?" Gabriel glanced at the black fungus dish whose smell made the entire home economics classroom fall into hallucinations, and said helplessly:

"Forget it, I will take you to Heaven to eat some delicious food later, so you will know that I am not talking nonsense."

"Really Heaven? We are Devil." Vignette hesitated.

"It doesn't matter, God has fallen anyway."

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"Old Ma, uncle, I am doing this for your own good."

There was a crackling sound as the finger bones were rubbed, kneaded and pressed.

Plop!

Zhang Chulan slid down and knelt down directly. "I really didn't forget to take you back, but I wanted you to practice more!"

"Is this the reason why I have to stay in another world even though I have one day off per month?!" Ma Xianhong picked up Zhang Chulan and gritted his teeth and said:

"You are living a comfortable life outside with my dividends, eating, drinking, having fun and practicing without delay. Since the other cow and horse went on wedding leave, I have to work 24 hours a day, did you know?!"

"Hasn't the automated assembly line been implemented long ago?" Zhang Chulan wondered.

"Do you think the equipment doesn't need maintenance?"

"Uh"

Zhang Chulan knew he was in the wrong and smiled, "So, am I not here to compensate you?"

He took out an invitation letter.

"Today we brothers are going to order some delicious food. The whole place is self-service, so you don't need to be polite to me."

It's like you're treating me to a treat!

Even though I had an expectation of how thick-skinned this guy was, Ma Xianhong really couldn't handle it.

Zhang Chulan didn't care about this. He pretended to be a host and led Feng Baobao and Ma Xianhong towards the reserved path for the competition.

During this period, I also met Tony·Stark and the three gay guys in the grass who were traveling with them.

Everyone else had expectations on their faces. Only Ge Xiaolun was sitting in a wheelchair and being pushed by armor. He was obviously not injured, but he was lazy and weak, giving people a lifeless and lifeless feeling.

"What's wrong with my brother Lun?" Zhang Chulan wondered.

"I don't know, he looked like this when we woke up two days ago." Jarvan said.

"He was still lying on the bed wrapped in quilt in broad daylight. Those who didn't know thought he was broken up in love." Zhao Xin shook his head and said, "Actually, he doesn't even have a girlfriend."

"Uh-huh." Tony·Stark hesitated for a moment and said, "I probably know what's going on."

He patted Ge Xiaolun on the shoulder.

"I've prepared a pool party for you. Victoria's Secret Angels and those cover girls can invite you over for a few drinks."

"I'm fine Tony"

Ge Xiaolun put on a burning smile and said, "As a God King, I no longer have earthly desires."

"Bad boy, you're just pretending."

Jarvan and Zhao Xin were pushing Ge Xiaolun's head. It looked like dormitory bullying, but in fact they were trying to get Qidian to cheer up.

There was a flash of light ahead, as if crossing from a tunnel to the outside world. After the brief dazzling feeling disappeared, a square filled with bustling life appeared in front of everyone.

People in all kinds of strange costumes and shapes are busy and hawking in front of the sheds and stalls.

There was the sound of pots and pans clattering all around, and kitchen knives chopping on the chopping board, creating a very rich gourmet atmosphere.

"We're here, hurry up and give him something to cheer him up." Tony Stark glanced around with curiosity.

They are all some kind of bean juice, high-quality ear root, live beads and other ingredients that are a bit unfamiliar but seem to have been seen somewhere.

As he was talking, a strong aroma of coffee hit his face.

A mature and very charming Red-Hair woman is brewing coffee in front of the stall and passing it to the customers in line.

"Oh my god, can ordinary coffee beans produce this effect?"

"The last time I drank this kind of coffee was the aberrant plant I found two hundred years ago at Hell Trailblaze. It was too rich and refreshing."

"This is the result of focusing on skills and techniques. If it were in Yingzhou, this La Signora might be called coffee Immortal."

"It's the same as soup. This cup of coffee can be shortlisted. I vote for La Signora."

There were compliments and sounds of enjoyment from sipping coffee everywhere.

When Tony Stark saw this, he wanted to add money to buy a drink from someone else, but he saw La Signora greeting him.

"Himeko La Signora?"

If he hadn't already been married, and the other party was the elder of the children in the group, he might have taken this opportunity to teach this silly guy like Ge Xiaolun what the art of striking up a conversation was.

"It's friends of Xing He Qiong. There's no need to queue up. I originally prepared coffee for them and Little March and Dan Heng, but I couldn't find anyone anywhere. I'm too busy here."

Himeko has a rosy face, and it can be seen that she is in a good mood.

After receiving the coffee as a gift from the other party, Tony Stark distributed it to everyone and raised his hand to raise the cup. "At least it's a good start, isn't it?"

Suck--

Poof!

JARVIS:[Sir, burning of your esophagus has been detected]

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