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Chapter 698

A Joke About Heaven?

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[Main Quest 1 (Spatiotemporal Mercenary): Protect or destroy the current spacetime.] [Please choose to join the "Defenders/Hunters" faction as soon as possible to unlock Main Quest 3.]

"We don't really mind either way." Su Lin lay on the sofa, propping up his head with one hand while raising a slice of pizza to his mouth with the other.

"If you insist on being one of those Devourers, we can pick the Hunters too. Let's have fun destroying this spacetime together."

Su Lin pulled out the Golden Baseball Bat and called through a mouthful of pizza, "Ten Thousand Worlds Devourers, assemble!"

"Please pretend I never said anything." Tony Stark covered his forehead with both hands, rubbing it hard as though he could massage himself awake from a nightmare.

"But why, exactly?" Tony raised the Watch on his wrist, looking as if he were questioning his entire life. "This goddamn bi—"

"Shh!" Su Lin jerked his head toward the back and said warily, "There are minors here. Are you trying to get us all censored?"

"Excuse me. I need the bathroom." Expressionless, Tony headed toward the cockpit, where Zhou Mingrui lay asleep.

There, a separate washroom was unfolding into existence.

A good while later, apparently having finished venting, Tony Stark emerged from the washroom and took out a handkerchief to wipe his mouth.

Stelle blinked, the corners of her mouth lifting. "Do you like secret-recipe mini burgers?"

"I like cheeseburgers," Tony Stark replied automatically. He sat down again. "So I didn't have to die once to take off the Watch, leave Reincarnation Space, and go home, because that thing would have sent me home anyway?!"

"Um..." Su Lin held back a laugh and shrugged. "You could look at it that way."

"Motherfucker." For the first time, Tony Stark felt as

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