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Chapter 99

Buddhahood on the Spot Fat-Reduction Method

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My old father has already spoken, how could Fat Thor refuse?

"Follow your will! King of the Gods!" Fat Thor stood up with a serious look on his face. Then, dark clouds suddenly gathered outside the window, and a bolt of lightning struck down, passed through the window, and struck him.

A suit of armor that became bloated with his size appeared on him, and a bolt of lightning shot out of his eyes.

"Where do we fight?"

Looking at Fat Thor who was getting serious, Lu Qi also smiled and said, "We can't fight here. Let's go to Mirror Dimension."

Lu Qi waved his hand, and black cracks appeared in the void, separating everyone into Mirror Dimension.

(Suddenly I have a question, why didn't Doctor Strange and the others enter Mirror World when they were ambushing Thanos? Wouldn't it be nice to fight the boss alone? Or is Space Stone so strong that he can see through different dimensions?)

Feeling the transformation of space, Odin nodded. Kamar-Taj's spell was still not simple.

"Okay, Thor, go over there and prepare to call your subordinates." Lu Qi pointed to the side and asked Thor to go over.

"It's just a little guy, is it necessary?" Thor flattened his mouth, but still flew some distance away.

"Is it enough?" Thor stood not far away and shouted.

"Go further!" Lu Qi shouted, showing a sinister smile to Frigga on the side.

Frigga glanced at Lu Qi helplessly and shook his head, "Don't beat him silly."

"Don't worry, this guy is already stupid enough, he won't get stupider." Rocket smiled, "But that guy is really not good enough for him. He could beat Thanos before. Well, maybe now that he has become fatter, he will not be as flexible as before?"

Lu Qi also smiled, watching Thor almost turn into a small dot in his sight, and then waved to let him stand still.

"I didn't say I only had one subordinate." Lu Qi said to Rocket, and then a large black shadow emerged from under his feet. For a moment, the surrounding world turned into Shadow Ninjas.

"Oh." Rocket carefully climbed onto Frigga to avoid stepping on the black shadow, but Loki on the side grabbed Destiny's neck unhappily and lifted it away.

Rocket couldn't kick Loki with his short legs, so he had no choice but to give up.

Thor thought he was being tricked by Lu Qi from a distance, but as a large black shadow appeared, his expression suddenly changed.

He still remembered that Ninja Soldier appeared from a shadow, so now...

"Don't worry! My men won't die, you can hit them as you like!" Lu Qi shouted, then clapped his hands, countless ninjas emerged from the shadows, and tens of thousands of people appeared opposite Thor in an instant.

"Wang Defa!" Thor looked at the sea of people on the other side and regretted that he didn't bring his battle ax.

Um, I don't feel very good. How about bringing another Avengers?

"Come on!" Lu Qi waved his hand, and Shadow Legion quickly moved towards Thor. This is because Lu Qi put a hundred million points of water in it, otherwise Thor might experience a certain mysterious feeling.

"Okay!" Thor took a deep breath, then cheered himself up and said, "Just blast them with one wave!"

Thor roared violently, his whole body ignited with electric light, and he jumped up, carrying countless thunders and blasting towards a black ocean.

Collapse!

Arcs of electricity surged wildly in the Mirror Dimension, and the huge force scattered all the piles of Shadow Ninjas.

"Come on!" Thor roared, punched out, and smashed a Ninja Soldier who rushed in front of him with his knife into smithereens. Then he rushed into the crowd, and a streak of lightning wiped out all the surrounding Shadow Ninjas.

"Nice job!" Rocket shouted loudly, regardless of the fact that he was being carried by Loki and his image was not that good-looking.

"How do you feel? This guy's fighting ability is pretty good, right?" Lu Qi came next to Odin and said with a smile.

Odin also did not hide the smile on his face at all. Looking at Thor who was charging freely in the Shadow Legion, "I always knew that he would be the strongest Asgardian!"

Odin turned to look at Frigga, "I wasn't as strong as him when I was his age."

Frigga also looked at Thor with relief, "Asgard will shine under the electric light of Thor! Of course..." Frigga looked at the shocked Loki, "The premise is that this guy won't destroy Asgard, then it depends on you, Loki, take care of your brother."

"Of course, I will." Loki smiled, "He used to rush around in the crowd, but I took Asgardian to leave a way for him to retreat."

"It feels almost done. I'll take back Shadow Ninjas." After playing for a while, Lu Qi looked at Shadow Ninjas on the field and saw that almost half of the Shadow Ninjas was missing. Thor also started to pant and said to Odin.

"Don't." Odin stopped him. "I can feel that he hasn't fought in a long time. Let him get familiar with it now. Why hasn't this guy gone to his favorite front line?"

Odin looked at Rocket, "Little guy, can you tell me how Asgard is doing in the future?"

"Don't call me little guy, call me Rocket!" Rocket replied rudely subconsciously, and then suddenly remembered that this seemingly kind old man was Thor's father, someone older than him.

Everyone in the universe knows that Asgardian gets stronger as he gets older. If Odin...

Rocket instantly became polite, "Well, the future Asgard has encountered a lot, I guess I will have to talk for a while."

Odin nodded, "It's okay. We can talk slowly tonight. If you say well, I will allow you to pick a treasure from Asgard Vault and take it away."

Rocket became excited instantly. Asgardian is a very famous race in the whole universe. They are powerful and rich. There are many good things in their treasure house!

"Loki, it seems that I am not free tonight. You go and entertain the guests from Nine Realms." Odin looked at Loki and handed Gungnir in his hand to him.

Nine Realms is not very peaceful these days. Only with this thing can we scare those guys.

Loki took Gungnir blankly. Although he had gotten this thing before, it was not given by Odin himself. The meanings of the two are completely different!

Loki, who just felt a little inferior because of Thor's powerful force, instantly came back to life with full health, smiling and stroking the patterns on it.

Seeing them like this, Lu Qi probably wanted to leave. He casually released the Shadow Ninjas that Thor had just eliminated, and watched Thor being submerged in the sea of people again.

"Do you want to leave first?" Lu Qi asked.

"Of course, I want to hear the story now." Odin said with a smile.

Hope you don't have a heart attack...

Lu Qi thinks of Asgard's future, and hopes Odin won't be too excited.

I drew a door to let them leave, but Frigga stayed.

"What's wrong?" Lu Qi looked at Thor who was starting to be hammered down due to lack of supernatural power, and turned to look at Frigga.

"I have a request." Frigga said after being silent for a while.

"Well, there's no need to be so polite. As long as I can do it, I will definitely help you!" Lu Qi looked at Frigga and said a little unnaturally.

Frigga had always been smiling, but suddenly he became so solemn, which frightened him.

"I hope that after collecting 6 gems, you can help Thor and bring back the people in his world." Frigga couldn't help but feel heartbroken when he thought of everything that happened to Fat Thor.

The people in that world, or the people in their original destiny, were indeed too willful, leaving Thor alone to face so many...

"This is the expectation of a mother who can't bear to see her child suffer all the time!" Frigga stepped forward and held Lu Qi's hand, pleading.

Lu Qi looked at Frigga in front of him silently, and found that besides being the queen of Asgard, she was also a real mother.

"I promise, this is also my original idea. As I said before, I like a happy ending where everyone is happy together in the end, rather than an ending where many people are sacrificed to win." Lu Qi said seriously.

"Thank you." Frigga nodded and took a deep breath.

Returning to his usual smiling state, Frigga said to him, "Remember to come out early. The chef is about to prepare the dragon meat. As a dragon-slaying warrior, you have to be the first to taste it!"

"Of course, walk slowly." Lu Qi waved his hand, watched Frigga turn away, then looked back at Thor, "Well, you are so lucky!"

Seeing that Thor had exhausted all his magical power, he could not hit the nimble Ninja Soldiers with his bloated body, so he could only be beaten all the time. Fortunately, the armor on his body was not so easy to break, and these ninjas did not mean to hurt him, so they actually let him beat him for a long time.

Finally, Thor gasped and was pushed down by a group of Ninja Soldier, covering his face with both hands, and then black hands and black feet hammered him.

"Don't kick there! Don't hit me in the face, don't touch my lower body!" Thor shouted in pain, turning over with difficulty, so that the whole body was evenly hit, so that the meat would be more delicious. (crossed out)

Looking at Thor lying motionless for a long time, Lu Qi decided to help him exercise. He remembered the vibrating fat-removing machine he had seen online before, and suddenly had an idea.

With a wave of his hand, Blade Soldiers, Night Bats and Troll Soldier, who were not involved in the battle, also rushed out and ran towards Thor who found that Ninja Soldier couldn't break through the defense and simply smashed it and was beaten.

"Actually, when you lie down, it feels like you're getting a massage. It's quite refreshing." Fat Thor Lying on the ground, he didn't notice that a group of special forces soldiers who were different from the surrounding soldiers had gathered around him. He was still a little confused as to why he didn't continue fighting.

Just when he raised his head, he found a huge figure standing in front of him. This angle reminded him of some bad memories.

Then, several rays of cold light struck him, peeling off Ninja Soldier's armor, which had been cut for a long time with only a trace of white marks left, and then he felt his skin and flesh being cut open by something.

"Holy shit! You guys are serious!" Thor jumped up quickly, but a Troll Soldier caught him directly.

The perspective was reversed, Thor looked at his legs being held by Troll Soldier, "Please, don't..."

Before he finished speaking, Troll Soldier tilted his head, as if he had received some instruction, and then.

Collapse! Collapse! Collapse!

Thor was violently thrown around by Troll Soldier, hitting the surrounding ground. After a few hits, Troll Soldier stopped, looked at Thor who was fine, threw it a few more times, and then threw it out.

"It's cool!" Lu Qi automatically voiced someone's voice in the void. "This is how it feels!"

"What did you say?" Thor was thrown away by Troll Soldier. He vaguely heard what Lu Qi said, but before he could respond, he was caught by another huge figure.

"No, still..."

Just like that, Lu Qi watched several Troll Soldier throw Thor around like sandbags. If he wanted to struggle, each Night Bats would use shock waves to help him get back on the right track.

"This is my unique Vibration Fat-Reduction Method. I believe you will look brand new in a while. I will come over to see you in two hours!" Lu Qi shouted with a smile. Hearing what Thor was saying flying around, he didn't understand it at all.

I believe I must be thanking him.

Lu Qi Put his hands together, he felt like he was about to become a Buddha immediately, but thinking of the delicious food outside, he rubbed his hands and ran out.

"You!"

"One!"

"Hum!"

"Egg!"

Thor's voice echoed in Mirror Dimension, but Shadow Legion didn't care what he had to say.

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