She was heartbroken and furious. Rolling up her sleeves to clean house, she looked around and spotted the feather duster used for cleaning on the classroom podium behind her. She grabbed it and rushed into the restroom.
"Zhou Jingcheng! Who gave you permission to flirt with people everywhere?!"
Zhou Jingcheng was utterly baffled and turned around.
A feather duster rapidly filled his field of vision.
Holy crap, hostile incoming!
His first instinct was to dodge.
Ms. Shen said, "You still dare dodge? Squat down and take your beating!"
Of course Zhou Jingcheng refused. "What did I do wrong? Can't you save me some face in front of my boyfriend and beat me after we get home?"
Ms. Shen got angry. "You still need me to tell you what you did wrong? When have I ever embarrassed you in front of anyone? In front of your, uh... huh? Who? Boyfriend?!" Her voice shot up at the end.
"What else would it be? Who else could I kiss besides him?" Zhou Jingcheng took off Shi Jihan's glasses and fiercely kissed him right in front of Ms. Shen. "Shi Xiaohan, I was wondering why you asked me for my glasses this morning. I thought it was some new look of yours. Turns out this was your new persona. Explain it to our mom."
Zero-Zero-Zero panicked: [It's over, it's over, it's over! How are we supposed to explain this?]
Shi Jihan's brain spun rapidly, but before he could come up with anything, Ms. Shen spoke first.
Ms. Shen blushed and waved a hand. "Don't say things like that. I'm not your mom yet. You should at least get your marriage certificate before changing what you call me." After a second's pause, she eagerly added, "How about you two go get married today?"