Zhou Jingcheng: o.0?
Shi Jihan happily said, "Another environment effects gift pack!"
A boyfriend was a new kind of fashionable toy.
Zero-Zero-Zero had just activated a petal-rain effect when someone grabbed the back of its fate-bound neck. Its two tiny legs flailed desperately. [Aaaah! Who was that?!]
A sinister voice sounded by its ear. "Guess. If you guess right, I'll send you to be instant noodles' companion along with a sausage."
Why did every one of these couples want to press it into instant noodles and slurp it up?!
Zero-Zero-Zero made a last-ditch struggle. [No! I'm the host's legal property, the supreme dowry maid! Don't even think about touching me!]
Zhou Jingcheng shook Lurdan back and forth, ignoring Zero-Zero-Zero's cries of "I'm dizzy, I'm dizzy, I'm going to throw up code," and asked Shi Jihan, "It can stay after unbinding?"
"You can see it now?" Shi Jihan said. "What belongs to my boss belongs to me. Zero-Zero-Zero is privately owned now."
Zhou Jingcheng tossed aside the Lurdan that was clattering out code and gave Shi Jihan a thumbs-up. "I like that possessiveness of yours—taking without asking."
Shi Jihan smiled shyly and lifted the Zero-Zero-Zero that was playing dead. "Hurry, decompress him."
Zero-Zero-Zero desperately wanted Zhou Jingcheng gone and decompressed him instantly.
Zhou Jingcheng turned back into a human.
After a long silence, he asked, "Why are the clubbing effects still here?"
"Hahahahaha!" Shi Jihan laughed so hard he collapsed onto the floor.
The clubbing effect Zero-Zero-Zero had activated lasted one minute. There were still twenty-three seconds left.
During those endless, seemingly interminable twenty-three seconds, Zhou Jingcheng sat expressionlessly on a meditation cushion, his primary task being to provide lighting for the three statues.
Shi Jihan laughed so hard he could not straighten up, tears springing to his eyes. He nudged