"Ah!" Shi Jihan glared at the person who had yanked his hair without warning. "What are you doing?!"
Zhou Jingcheng picked up the strand of hair and waved it before his eyes. "Look at what kind of hair you just lost."
Shi Jihan continued glaring at him. "What kind?"
Zhou Jingcheng blew it away in one breath. "Pluck every feather from a passing goose."
Aaaah, his precious hair!
Furious, Shi Jihan began plastering all kinds of mosaics over him, from Outline of Modern Chinese History to Hotpot Development and Innovation. Finally, he stared at Zhou Jingcheng and giggled, making Zhou Jingcheng's skin crawl. "Xiao Zhou, let's put on a movie."
With such a huge screen, it would be a waste not to use it as a theater!
Zhou Jingcheng: "..."
He really should not have come along.
Zero-Zero-Zero sighed.
[Why did you have to provoke him?]
By the time the Main System came looking for them after failing to fix the bug, Shi Jihan had even developed a game mode and started playing Gomoku on Zhou Jingcheng.
Main System: [...]
[Um, how was the experience?]
Shi Jihan praised it. "Very good. Five-star review!"
Really? The Main System's eyes lit up.
[Then are you going back—]
"But a whole day is really too long." Shi Jihan yawned. "I sold everything I could sell, withdrew the money from my bank card, and quit my job. Hurry up and send me back."
? That was not right!
The Main System panicked.
[Don't you feel any attachment to the world you lived in for over twenty years? Forcing yourself to stay violates Unified Realm rules!]
Zhou Jingcheng's body tensed as he narrowed his eyes.
Why was the large Lurdan even more detestable than the small one?
"Of course I do," Shi Jihan answered seriously.