Shi Jihan was driven mad and clicked open the notification bar.
"Holy shit, Xiao Zhou logged into three WeChat accounts?" he said in disbelief.
When switching accounts, he had to be more practiced than Ultraman transforming, right?
Shi Jihan wanted to right-click and log out, but a new chat window popped up. He accidentally clicked into it.
[Secretary Sun: Boss, when are you giving my small account back? [Not Hehe]]
The chat itself looked normal, and the contact note was normal.
What was not normal was the person Secretary Sun was talking to.
[Going to Work Is Like Attending a Funeral]
Shi Jihan's breathing hitched.
Zero-Zero-Zero's jaw clattered to the floor, stretching him from a Lurdan into a baguette.
Shi Jihan started trembling. "S-s-s-system, am I b-b-b-blind??"
Zero-Zero-Zero trembled along with him. [P-p-p-probably.]
One human and one system shook out electronic voices, getting zapped at a high frequency of 55555Hz and shrieking wildly.
Secretary Sun kept calling. [Boss? Boss?]
Seeing that this side was playing dead and not replying, Secretary Sun switched to another account and continued calling.
[Secretary Sun: You have to be logged into this one, right?]
Shi Jihan could not take any more stimulation. He tried to close the newly popped-up chat window again, but his shaking hand would not obey him, and he clicked into it once more.
Furious, Shi Jihan slapped his own right hand. "What the hell is wrong with you?!"
Too scared to look at the account holder, he first narrowed his eyes to a slit. Seeing vaguely that the avatar was unfamiliar, he breathed a sigh of relief and opened his eyes, ready to log out. "Thank God, finally one I don't know—"
Then he saw the account holder's name.
[This Is a Small Account].
"The name seems... kind of familiar," he