Shi Zhongye froze, then burst out laughing. "Damn, man, you're pretty funny." He patted Zhou Jingcheng on the shoulder and laughed. "What's this about? Did you lose Truth or Dare? Was your punishment confessing to my brother? Then you're screwed. My brother can torture you to death."
"Don't call me man, that's too polite," Zhou Jingcheng said, shaking his hand with a sincere smile. "Brother-in-law."
Shi Zhongye: ???
Shi Zhongye flung his hand away as if shocked and leaped three meters back. "Fuck, Zhou Jingcheng, are you serious? You really like my little brother?!"
Zhou Jingcheng smiled. "Brother-in-law."
"What kind of joke is that?!" Shi Zhongye couldn't take it anymore. "No, why do you like my little brother? What part of you is worthy of him? Ptooey!"
Zhou Jingcheng: ?
Weren't you making a completely different face just now?
Chapter 63
Shi Zhongye called Shi Bochuan, who was on the other side of the globe.
"Fuck, Shi Bochuan, Shi Jihan is going to date someone!!"
Shi Bochuan was currently lying on a beach, enjoying the sea breeze on vacation and savoring some incredibly relaxing alone time with Shen Qinghuai. Shi Zhongye's call jolted him upright with a single shout.
He sat up from the beach chair in one swift motion. The cucumber slices moisturizing his face fluttered down, and Shi Bochuan hurriedly caught them and pressed them back onto his face. Then he tugged at Shen Qinghuai's clothes to get his attention, turned on speakerphone at maximum volume, and said, "Bro, say that again."
Shi Zhongye was nearly hoarse from yelling. "I said! Shi Jihan is going to date someone! Do you know some piece of trash confessed to him?"
Shen Qinghuai was squeezing out sunscreen when, with a squelch, he emptied the whole tube onto Shi Bochuan's chest.
After