As Long as I Have No Morals, Konoha Can't Touch Me!
Chapter 102

So It Was, You Little Nobody...

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Seeing the unbelievable look on Kakashi's face, Ye kindly explained.

He pointed to the street in the distance.

There were three old ladies standing there, each holding a small notebook in their hands, and one of them waved kindly to Obito.

Ye's tone was a bit gloating. "Grandma Intelligence Network."

"Obito helped the old lady cross the road for three years. All the old ladies in the village owe him a favor."

"Whose cat likes to go to the fish shop, and whose cat goes to the house in the middle of the night, these old ladies have a clear door."

Ye raised the corner of his mouth and said, "Obito didn't chase the cat at all."

"As soon as he went out and reported his name today, within ten minutes, seven or eight old ladies handed him the address of the cat's nest."

"Click on the address and get a pot of food delivered to your door."

Kakashi couldn't hold back a word for a long time.

He looked down at the bloody scratches on the back of his hands, and then at Obito's face that had been scratched into a QR code.

Never would I have imagined that the idiotic behavior that I usually despise would turn out to be the most humane and worldly thing in the cat catching world!

Obito put his hands on his hips and smiled so hard that his molars were reflected.

"Hahahaha! Kaka the Second! Did you see it? This is Uchiha's intelligence war!"

"Aren't you good at spanking? There's no point in spanking!"

"When you come out to hang out, you need to talk about power and have a background! Do you know what Konoha knows all about!"

"Let me ask you, how many old ladies do you know?"

Kakashi was so speechless that he couldn't say a word.

Obito swelled more and more, laughed loudly, pointed at Kakashi with one hand, and turned his nostrils upward.

"Heh..."

"It turns out it's the little Yakuza..."

[Ding! Guard-Break Points from Kakashi Hatake, +999!]

Kakashi was completely off guard by this taunting and scolding. He finally confirmed that he and this husky were definitely born to counterattack!

He didn't even turn his head. He rolled his eyes and spoke faster than a knife.

"Even if you lend your face to a wild cat to sharpen its claws and get scratched into knots, it won't change the fact that this is just a D-Rank mission."

"Wake up, idiot."

"Gah..."

Obito's arrogant laughter was momentarily blocked, as if fate had been pinched by the scruff of the neck.

[Ding! Guard-Break Points from Obito Uchiha, +999!]

Ye looked at System Panel that popped into his mind, and he felt peaceful.

The numbers jumped up a bit, and we were one step closer to the eight million million-level lottery.

There is hope for this day.

Not far away, Lin did not join in the laughter.

She sat on the edge of the stake.

He clutched the strap of the medical bag tightly with both hands, stared down at his toes, and knitted his brows into a small knot.

She didn't help with catching the cat just now, and she could only sit back and be nervous during the actual combat assessment.

Seeing that Obito was still chasing Kakashi to show off, Lin bit her lip and quietly moved to Minato's side, her voice was very low.

"Minato-sensei."

Minato lowered his head with gentle eyes. "What's wrong, Lin?"

Lin took a deep breath.

"Am I... too weak?"

She paused, her eyes a little red. "I want to be a medical ninja, but Taijutsu is completely inferior to Obito and Kakashi."

"The medical ninja has to wait until someone is injured to be useful. For most of the mission, I could only stand like a wooden stake."

"I don't want to always be the person who is protected by everyone."

"Minato-sensei, I would like to request special guidance."

Minato did not immediately ask for chicken soup, but extended his hand with a very serious attitude.

"Medical Ninja? Then you can show the control of Chakra. Just practice any movement."

Lin nodded, placed the medical bag at her feet, and opened it with one palm.

A ball of light blue light emerged quietly in the palm of her hand, gathering together but not dispersing, and expanding and expanding evenly.

Minato's eyes lit up slightly.

He took half a step forward, pulled three leaves from the side and handed them over.

"Hold them and keep them in place."

Lin did as she was told.

The three leaves hung steadily above the light blue halo, without shaking or deflecting, and even the leaf edges did not curl.

Minato squatted down, gently placed his fingers on her pulse, and felt it for two seconds.

Obito leaned his head next to him, looking confused. "Is this awesome?"

Kakashi didn't even raise his eyelids. "It would be a big help if you shut up."

Minato stood up, with a smile on his face that couldn't hide his amazement.

"Lin, your Chakra control is very fine."

"Medical Ninjutsu is indeed suitable for you, but Medical Ninjutsu is definitely not the only one that is suitable for you."

Lin raised her head suddenly. "What else?"

"Sealing Jutsu."

Minato looked back and gave a very high evaluation.

"Sealing Jutsu has extremely high requirements for the exquisiteness of Chakra."

"There are many Jonins in the village who have been stuck in their training all their lives. They just lack the slightest bit of control."

Minato directly decides the sound.

"My wife Kushina is the top master Sealing Jutsu. She has been thinking about finding a suitable successor."

"The mission is over tonight. Let's go to my house for dinner. I'll let her see your talent for herself."

Speaking of Kushina, the expression on Minato's face suddenly softened by three points, and the roots of his ears were faintly red.

After all, I had just gotten married, so I was obviously not used to calling him "wife".

Obito As soon as he heard the word "eat", he immediately forgot about the game.

That blood-stained face instantly glowed with a second spring.

"Minato-sensei! Is there any meat tonight?!"

Minato smiled and nodded, "Enough."

Obito punched the palm of his hand hard, looking up to the sky and shouting, "Z is really winning today!"

Kakashi moved his gaze to the treetops in the distance, silently expressing that he did not recognize this person.

Minato waved his hand to stop the team. "Let's go, send the cat back first, and then collect the reward."

Obito carried the iron cage, and the cat's meowing mixed with his proud laughter, making the birds on the roadside fly away.

Kakashi was walking on the edge of the team, with a dull pain in the back of his hand and a mountain of silence.

Just like that, Minato's Team carried ten cursing cats and walked toward the client's house.

Minato is at the front of the team, looking at this group of people.

Obito is chirping, Kakashi is sulking, and Lin is taking notes seriously.

In the end, Ye put his hands in his pockets and looked at humans and animals harmlessly.

It was a bit noisy.

But it feels like... this team isn't that difficult to lead?

In the evening, Minato's house.

The pot on the stove squeaked loudly, the oil crumbs thickened, and the aroma of braised pork filled the room.

Kushina Uzumaki poked his head out of the kitchen wearing an apron, with red hair in a high ponytail, and glanced at the few kiddies sitting at the dining table.

His eyes flickered and finally landed on Obito's face that was scratched into a chessboard shape.

She took a breath of cold air and stopped holding the spoon in her hand.

"This kid... went to poke the lynx nest?"

Obito touched his face and puffed up his chest. "He was gloriously injured in the execution of the mission."

Kushina came over, put his palm on Obito's head, and rubbed it.

"Silly boy, being injured is not something worth bragging about."

"You must protect yourself at all times when performing missions from now on, do you hear me?"

Obito nodded blankly.

Ever since I can remember, it seemed that only grandma would talk to him in this tone...

Kushina turned around and smiled at Ye.

"You are Ye, right? When Minato came back, he praised you to the heavens, saying that you could even do Ice Release at such a young age."

Ye put down the tea cup and replied in a nonchalant manner, "It's just a matter of practice."

Kushina stared at him for two seconds.

Then he laughed out loud.

"Tsk, I have the same moral character as your teacher."

She shook her head and turned back to the kitchen, where the voice floated out.

"The more powerful you are, the more you pretend to be okay. You guys are all cut from the same mold."

Minato stood at the dining table, the corners of his mouth trembled, he coughed slightly, but did not answer.

Ye held the tea cup and took a sip without changing her expression.

His expression is as steady as an old dog's.

But I felt a little unconvinced.

Kushina's comment just now that he has the same virtue as Minato is still lingering in his mind.

Are you saying I'm pretending?

Do I wear regular clothes?

Ye carefully reviewed in her mind the immoral things she had done in the past two years and the cool things she had pretended to be.

Okay.

It seems like there are indeed hundreds of millions of decorations.

But can this be called pretending?

The pattern is open!

This is clearly a perfect demonstration of the excellent quality of the Uchiha Clan!

[Ding! Extremely shameless + self-awareness modifier from Uchiha Ye, +1!]

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