As Long as I Have No Morals, Konoha Can't Touch Me!
Chapter 167

Changing Course to the Land of Hot Water

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And Naruto, who was flying down three thousand feet, was sleeping soundly with his eyes closed at this moment, and was not affected at all.

"White Zetsu, bring water!"

Madara stiffly raised his hand to wipe his face, but his palm stopped in mid-air.

Another half of White Zetsu's head popped out of the cracks in the floor.

"Master, do you want to wash your hair first or change the diaper first? I have observed the process in the maternal and child products store..."

"Shut up."

Madara stared at White Zetsu in silence for three breaths.

He walked to the basin with Naruto in his arms, his movements more cautious than demolishing a building with his bare hands.

Naruto started to groan as soon as he left his arms, so Madara had to immediately put the child back into his arms.

White Zetsu brought dry cloth from underground, and stopped after receiving it.

In the end, she resisted the smell of urine and chose to put Naruto into a dry swaddle first, then washed the urine off her face with a dark face.

When it gets dark, Uchiha compound edges.

Fugaku had just finished handling Police Force's complicated official duties and walked to the door of his house with a tired pace.

He caught a glimpse of a sneaky figure wrapped in black robe in the corner, holding a package.

Fugaku's eyes were sharp, thinking that he was a thief who stole children regardless of life or death. He put his palm on the handle of the knife, stepped lightly, and prepared to draw the knife to attack.

As a result, when I got closer, I saw the man in black robe turned around and ran into a pair of murderous Rinnegan!

Madara, whose whole body exuded the strange smell of urine, was standing there with a gloomy expression.

There was also a baby in his arms who was humming softly.

Fugaku felt as if he had been struck by lightning, his feet were nailed to the spot.

This living ancestor has never set foot on the clan's territory since he came to Konoha.

With such a strange appearance today, could it be that Uchiha caused some irreversible catastrophe of genocide, so that the ancestor came to visit him in person?!

"Madara...Lord Madara? What happened to the clan?!"

Fugaku's voice was trembling, his knees were about to bend unconsciously, and countless worst possibilities were already flashing through his mind.

Facing Fugaku's trembling inquiry, Naruto just reached out and grabbed a strand of Madara's long hair.

Shura of the Shinobi World, who has never been weaker than anyone else in his life, endured his shame and held Naruto in his arms with serious movements.

He avoided Fugaku's horrified gaze and paused for a few breaths before gritting his teeth and holding back a sentence.

"Mikoto is at home?"

Madara's face was extremely ugly.

"Tell her to come out... teach me how to coax the child!"

Fugaku stood in the wind and snow, his hand still pressing the handle of the knife, and he completely lost the ability to think.

He looked at this powerful living legend Shinobi World and listened to the crisp baby moan, and suddenly felt that the common sense he had accumulated over the years was really not enough tonight.

It's late at night...

The lights of Fugaku's house gradually faded away behind them, and the gentle coaxing of Mikoto holding Naruto was also swallowed up by the wind and snow.

On the other side, the northbound official road has been covered by thick wind and snow.

Obito carried a bulging backpack and waded through the snow with his neck curled up. The tip of his nose was red from the cold, his shoulders were sore and numb, and he kept complaining.

"Why visit the snow scene at public expense? There is not even a tea shed on the road, but the snow is enough! I can almost lose the feeling in my toes!"

Ye was walking at the end through the snow, with his hands in his pockets and a map in his hands, his tone was as calm as if he were talking about everyday things.

"If you walk faster, your body will warm up."

Suddenly, the sound of the wind in front suddenly changed, and the snow particles in the sky were torn apart from the middle by a terrifying force and flew backwards.

Obito stopped, the hairs all over his body exploded, and his right hand touched his waist like lightning.

"Enemy attack!"

Kunai had just pulled out half of it, when a dazzling red whirlwind crashed from the depths of the wind and snow!

Obito was knocked backwards and his bag was knocked directly into the snow.

The snow pit collapsed half a meter deep on the spot, and he fell headfirst into it, leaving only his two legs still kicking around wildly.

Kakashi's Short Sword was instantly unsheathed, staring straight ahead. The blue light of Lightning Cutter in the palm of his hand crackled, and the harsh thunder overwhelmed the wind and snow.

Lin also pulled out Kunai and lowered her body into a fighting stance.

However, the next second, a warm hand reached out from the snow pit, grabbed Obito's collar, and pulled his head out of the snowdrift.

Kushina, with his head covered with snow, was standing by the pit wrapped in a thick scarf, his eyes were bright, and his voice was trembling with excitement.

"Hey! You guys are walking too slowly!"

Obito's mouth was full of ice scum. He coughed a few times and stared at the extremely familiar face in front of him, opening and closing his mouth.

"Teacher... Teacher's wife?! Why did you come here?!"

Kakashi's hand holding the knife hung in the air, Lightning Cutter scattered with a crackle.

"This is far away from Konoha. Did you leave the village privately?"

Kushina patted the snow on his scarf, put his hands on his hips, and felt extremely confident.

"Why are you here? I'm here to experience the work life after ten years!"

"I left Naruto and dinner in the care of Uncle Ban, and he personally agreed!"

Obito's head buzzed and he was stunned on the spot.

Lord Hokage's wife dumped her newborn son to Madara Uchiha, and then ran out to perform the S-Rank mission with the students?!

Before anyone could recover, Kushina had already raised his right hand on the spot and began to swear solemnly.

"I solemnly swear here! From now on, I am just an ordinary Genin, and I will resolutely obey all the command arrangements of Captain Night!"

Ye stared at that hand, his mind filled with questions.

Can an ordinary Genin crash a Jonin into a half-meter snow pit?!

[Ding! Extreme panic from Obito Uchiha and Cognition Collapse Points, +4800!]

Obito had just crawled out of the snowdrift and wiped the snow off his body. Just as he was about to be reminded of the high-risk level of this mission, Ye had already opened the map and rolled his eyes twice.

The route that originally went straight to North Harbor was slowly moved away by Ye's fingers.

The fingertips traced an arc and landed on an area marked with a hot spring symbol on the west side.

"Change the route and go around by Land of Hot Water. The trade routes over there are complicated and can just block our direction."

Obito's face changed, and even the snow could not stop him from being frightened.

"Are you crazy! This is the S-Rank mission, you want to go to the hot springs?!"

Ye turned her head and looked at him, her tone calm.

"Elders have come all the way to experience the local Wind and Earth. Besides, do you want the teacher to know that you abused his wife who has just given birth?"

Obito's rebuttal stuck in his mouth, and his face turned the color of pig liver, turning blue and white again.

Showing this identity has completely blocked all arguments.

"Then take the hot spring route, Captain Ye is wise."

Obito reluctantly picked up his backpack and turned around to lead the way. The muscles in his back were trembling. He didn't know whether it was from the cold or from anger.

[Ding! The ultimate Grievance Points from Obito Uchiha, +4600!]

Along the way, Kushina was in a very good mood and pulled Lin to chat about Sealing Jutsu.

Lin listened carefully and had a blank stack of Talisman in her hand.

"Lin! Sealing Jutsu The most important thing is practice. Theory alone is useless. You must cooperate with practice to find out the problems with the technique!"

Kushina clapped his hands enthusiastically and turned his eyes around.

Obito's back felt cold and he was just about to move towards Kakashi when Ye cooperated very well and held down Obito's shoulders and kicked him out of the queue.

"He is Chakra and recovers quickly. He can be used as a teaching aid. Master, please start the class."

Ye said with a smile.

"Ye, do you, you bastard, have any humanity?"

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