After putting down the tea cup, he turned to the juniors and tried to make trouble with them, showing no mercy at all.
"Don't let this idiot fool you."
"This senior who calls himself a genius was truly the top performer in the class back then."
"The flames didn't come out, but the thick smoke covered my face and almost burned off my eyebrows."
"Not only was he unable to do anything, but Tenten was late with the lame excuse of helping an old lady cross the street."
"He can use this crappy excuse for a whole semester, and he doesn't even blush when he says it every day."
This slap came too quickly.
The mouthful of rice in Boruto almost squirted onto the table, and Himawari also opened his mouth.
Sarada raised his hand to hold his slippery glasses and stared at Obito for a long time.
Obito, who took off his mask, was young and energetic. The three children looked at him back and forth, but they couldn't put the cool uncle in front of them together with the tail end of the crane.
Obito couldn't hold back the pride on his face.
The chair was pushed back by him and hit the wall. He jumped up and pointed at Kakashi's nose and cursed.
"You bastard Kakashi, you... you bastard are just talking nonsense and deliberately looking for trouble, right?"
"Those old ladies really need my help. Today, uncle, I have to tear up your broken mouth!"
After scolding, he still couldn't get over his anger, so he crossed the dining table and tried to pinch Kakashi's neck.
Lin was well prepared. She stood up, grabbed his arm, pushed him back into the chair, and knocked him on the head.
"Okay, okay Obito, the child is still watching."
"Just say a few words and calm down for a while. You are really shameless for yelling in front of juniors!"
Obito was pressed onto the chair, his chest rising and falling.
At this time, Lin leaned against Obito's ear and spoke softly.
"You can also reveal Kakashi's background. It would be too shameful to do so."
Hearing Lin's words, his eyes rolled, and he turned his gun's muzzle on the spot and started to fight back.
"Okay, don't look at Kakashi acting like a dog now."
"Are you awesome? You were just an emotionless rules machine back then!"
"Not only that, he is also a man with a vicious tongue who spits shit. He is stinkier and harder than the stones in the latrine!"
"No one in the class wants to partner with you, are you embarrassed to say that?"
It's a pity that this counterattack failed to regain the situation, Kakashi didn't even put down the tea cup.
The more Obito thought about it, the more dissatisfied he became. His eyes circled around and finally landed on Minato.
"And Minato-sensei, don't laugh either. He looks like a gentle and good old man, right? In fact, you have all been deceived by him!"
"Then you don't know that when he was pursuing his wife, he used one method after another!"
"Especially the wonderful scene of a hero saving a beauty under the moon, which has been circulated in the Ninja Academy for many years..."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, you are so scheming and terrifying, teacher!"
The dinner table was quiet for a moment.
The next moment, Himawari and Boruto both turned their heads, their eyes fixed on Minato and Kushina. Sarada also lowered his chopsticks.
Being stared directly at by several juniors, Kushina's face turned red on the spot.
She raised her hand and slapped Obito on the back of the head. There was a crisp sound, which made him hold his head and scream.
She was scolded, but she didn't deny a word, and finally turned her face away.
Minato touched the back of his head, his smile looked a little embarrassing.
The children were still waiting eagerly, but he couldn't hide away, so he had to clear his throat and tell the old story.
"That night... someone kidnapped a little girl who thought her red hair was too eye-catching."
"I chased her red hair that she secretly tore off along the way and rescued her from the bad guys."
After he finished speaking, he looked at Kushina.
The noise at the dinner table was still noisy, but Minato's tone was very affectionate.
"At that time, I thought that red hair was the most beautiful color in the world."
"Wow!"
Sarada covered her mouth, her eyes shone brightly, and her face turned red.
"It turns out that Master Fourth Hokage has such a romantic side. This is like a beautiful plot in a novel!"
Himawari also exclaimed. Although she probably didn't understand it, it didn't stop her from feeling awesome.
Lin held her chin and listened in rapt attention, her eye circles quietly turning red.
Kushina didn't dare to look at Minato anymore. He plucked the bowl twice with his chopsticks, but the tips of his ears became increasingly hot.
This romance has not ended yet, Naruto, who just had his face healed, can no longer sit still.
He first rubbed the remaining bruises, then looked past everyone and landed directly on Sasuke, who was acting aloof by the wall.
"Speaking of the past, don't look at Sasuke's cold master attitude now. He was not like this at all back then!"
"Who here can compare with Sasuke Uchiha!"
Naruto became more and more enthusiastic as he spoke, and his palms smacked the tabletop.
"At that time, in the Ninja Academy, he was a severe patient with advanced chuunibyou who earned 258,000 yuan!"
"Tenten talks about reviving the family, and his self-righteous and cold demeanor really deserves a beating!"
"Otherwise, he would sit in the corner with his hands folded and his chin propped up, and he would ignore anyone who spoke to him!"
Sakura just covered his face, laughter was already leaking from his fingers.
She didn't save face for her husband, but made up for it with her backhand.
"I still remember his disgusted expression every time he was surrounded by girls."
"I clearly care about my companions to death, but I am so embarrassed that I have to pretend to be annoying like I don't care at all!"
Sarada didn't put down the hand holding his glasses for a long time.
She looked at her father, and then at her mother who couldn't stop laughing. The little awe she had accumulated in her daily life was shattered to pieces.
The father at home who didn't even bother to smile more was actually like this when he was young?
Boruto was the most disrespectful. He was laughing so much that he was lying on the edge of the table, slapping his thighs again and again, and he couldn't even hold the chopsticks firmly.
Sasuke If you look up at this moment, you probably have to deal with one more person tonight.
But Sasuke couldn't hold on to his cold face.
Heat burned from his neck to his temples. He raised his hand on the edge of the table, as if trying to grab something, and finally put it back on his lap.
Rinnegan is in his eye socket, and Amenotejikara can be used at any time, but running away in front of his daughter seems to only make Naruto laugh louder.
So he could only purse his lips and continue to sit in this social death scene full of ridicule and dark history.
The people at the table had laughed enough, and Obito wanted to settle old scores, but Lin stuffed a chopstick dish into his bowl and blocked his mouth.
When the noise slowly subsided, the soup in the bowl had cooled down, and the water vapor on the window glass had gathered into thin streaks of water.
Several people who accidentally broke in from the past were crowded at the same table with children and grandchildren who were not supposed to meet, and no one told the truth about it.
But that little bit of satisfaction cannot be hidden.
Hinata Seeing that it was almost time, he stood up, brought the new cake to the center of the table, and lit the colored candles one by one.
After the lights in the room were turned off, the candlelight illuminated everyone's faces.
Everyone gathered around, clapped their hands and sang happy birthday.
Himawari closed his eyes, clasped his hands on his chest, and moved his lips quietly.
When she opened her eyes again, she puffed up her cheeks and blew out all the candles in one breath.
Cheers filled the living room, and she laughed so hard that she threw herself into Naruto's arms.
Naruto held her daughter in her arms, first looked at Hinata and Boruto, then turned to Minato and Kushina beside her.
The candlelight flickered gently in those blue eyes. This was probably the warmest time in his life.
He had waited too many years for his parents to sit next to him, and for the family to gather around a complete birthday cake again.
The evening wasn't perfect, it even started out messy.
But for Naruto, it was already so complete that they didn't dare to ask for more.