Asuma nodded his head to reveal the afterimage.
With the help of the filter, he felt that all the girls in the village combined were not as elegant as a single hair of Kurenai Yuhi.
[Ding! Approval Points from Asuma Sarutobi, +999!]
Ye Qiang suppressed the evil smile on his lips and turned on the big deception mode.
"Hong is more mature than her peers, so naturally she will only be attracted to mature men."
"Look at you, you blush when something happens and howl when you fight."
"In her eyes, you are just a pure childish ghost."
Every critical hit, real damage.
Asuma's face changed from red to white, and then from white to blue.
His eyes were red, and he clutched Ye's sleeve tightly, as if he was grasping a life-saving straw.
"Brother Ye! You are right!"
Asuma's voice was trembling. "Then what should I do? How can I become a mature man?"
The big fish bit the hook.
Ye took a deep breath, controlled her expression fully, and leaned close to his ear.
Then, he raised his hand and pointed at Hokage Building, and directly made explosive remarks.
"The answer is far away but right before our eyes! That is your biological father, Hiruzen Sarutobi!"
Asuma was dumbfounded.
In addition to being able to curse people, that bad old man also has a damn charm?
Yoruichi slapped him hard on the shoulder and talked nonsense seriously.
"Why do you think he is Hokage? Ninjutsu? Connections? All wrong!"
"It's all due to his mature and experienced temperament when he smokes a pipe!"
Night crazy output brainwashing package.
"Just think about the way your father smokes, his brows are slightly furrowed and his eyes are deep."
"No matter when and where, the pipe will never leave my mouth. That's not an addiction, that's a foundation!"
"When you blow out a smoke ring, it's all the accumulation of time! This is a man's sense of story!"
Ye stared into Asuma's eyes and threw a killer shot.
"Why don't Hong look at you? Because you are not experienced enough!"
"Listen to me, smoke it deeply in front of her tomorrow."
"I promise, she will be fascinated by you on the spot!"
Boom!
Asuma is like being struck by lightning, as if the two channels of Ren and Du have been opened.
The three views that had been cultivated for seven years were shattered on the spot, and then reorganized in an extremely outrageous way!
I understand, I understand completely!
No wonder the old man treasured that broken pipe. It turned out to be an artifact used to exude fatal charm!
[Ding! Astonishment Points from Asuma, +999!]
[Ding! Epiphany Points from Asuma, +888!]
Listening to the serial payment reminders in his mind, Ye narrowed his eyes comfortably.
And Asuma seems to have opened the door to a new world.
That young and astringent face had an extremely artificial "profundity" forced out of it.
For the sake of his beloved goddess, the filial son's IQ instantly took over the high ground.
"Deep... smoking gun... the old man is having an all-night meeting at Hokage Building tonight."
Asuma's eyes are getting brighter and brighter, and he is mumbling something.
"There is no one in the study! In the second drawer on the left side of his desk, there is Daimyō's special supply of top-quality tobacco leaves!"
Ye, who was nearby, almost laughed out loud and patted him on the back solemnly.
"Go! For the sake of love, bravely take the first step as a mature man!"
Asuma nodded heavily, looking determined as if the wind was rustling and the water was cold.
In order to let the goddess take another look, he even pried open his father's drawer tonight!
He also came close to Ye and carefully planned out his crime plan.
"It takes me about two and a half minutes to triple lock the study..."
"The box containing the pipe has a seal. I can break it open by grinding it with Chakra..."
Ye put his hands in his pockets and gave professional compliments with a serious look on his face.
"Oh? And this hand? What next?"
These extremely outrageous words of a dutiful son floated into the grassland not far away.
Kakashi and Obito, who were struggling together, froze at the same time.
Kakashi The dead fish's eyes widened, looking at Ye as if he were looking at some indescribable terrifying creature.
What did he just hear?
In just a few words, Hokage's own son is going home to pick the lock and steal from his father?!
Kakashi was sweating violently on his back.
Who is this classmate?
This is the living King of Hell who is proficient in mental pollution!
If you trick someone into committing suicide, you should still be grateful to him.
But the idea of single-cell organism Obito is obviously different.
After hearing this "mature theory", an idea suddenly flashed in his mind.
"Night!"
Obito rushed over rolling and crawling on the ground and hugged Ye's thigh.
Those clear and silly big eyes were full of curiosity. "Teach me! I want to become mature too! I want Lin to fall hopelessly in love with me!"
Kakashi in the distance covered his forehead in pain.
Destroy it, this idiot is hopeless.
Kakashi remembered Obito who had just been pressed into the soil by him, and suddenly felt a strong sense of dullness.
I actually had a back-and-forth with this kind of single-celled idiot.
It's simply a huge insult to one's intelligence.
Ye looked at Obito's ugly face and couldn't hold back the evil smile.
He patted Obito on the shoulder sincerely.
"Obito, you are different from others, you don't need to change anything."
"Just keep your natural stupidity."
Obito was confused. "Ah? Is this possible?"
Ye's eyes were frighteningly sincere. "Believe me, this is your biggest shining point!"
"As long as you stick to yourself, sooner or later, Lin will completely charm you!"
This is said cleverly. It can be interpreted that Cheng Lin is obsessed with Obito, or it can be said that Obito is obsessed with it.
It doesn't matter who is obsessed with whom.
The important thing is that Obito regards this pun as a wise saying.
He was so excited that he jumped three feet high. "Ye! You are really my good brother for life!"
"Lin! Just wait, I'm going to show you my true self!"
Not far away, Kakashi turned over a huge Byakugan.
[Ding! Terror Points from Kakashi, +999!]
[Ding! Elation Points from Obito, +999!]
[Ding! Guard-Break Points from Danzo, +999!]
Looking at the prompt, Ye smiled.
Since Sakumo returned safely from his mission, Danzo has provided thousands of Guard-Break Points every day.
Maybe the second half of this old dog's life was too smooth, and the slightest setback made him unbearable.
Accompanied by the crisp notification sound, this exciting summer vacation training came to a successful conclusion.
Obito laughed wildly all the way, thinking about how to attract Lin tomorrow.
Asuma, with a heroic face on his face, went straight to Hokage Building with the murderous intention of "do it or die".
Walking around the Earth Flow Hui ethnic group at night, I am full of expectations for the opening of school tomorrow.
Early next morning.
Ninja Academy Outside the first grade classroom.
The head teacher Gang Ziyun clutched the roll call sheet, his legs as heavy as lead.
In twenty years of teaching, he has never been so afraid of opening a door as he is today.
The "durian-flavored biochemical ink attack" last semester was simply a shadow of his life.
In his dream last night, he was frantically washing the smelly vest.
After taking three deep breaths, he carefully pushed open a crack in the door like a bomb.
His gaze instantly locked onto the special seat for the God of Plague in the back row like a radar.
Huh?
It's okay?
Ye held her chin with one hand and looked out the window. The tabletop was so clean that it could reflect light.
Gang Ziyun breathed a long sigh of relief, and his hanging heart finally fell to the ground.
He straightened his collar and walked to the podium with confident steps.
But as soon as he glanced at the whole class, the smile on his face froze on the spot.
The arrangement of seats in the classroom exudes an extremely strange atmosphere.
In the past night and Obito, the two-meter radius was definitely a vacuum isolation zone where no one could survive.
But today, the isolation zone has actually been moved!
There was no one around Asuma, which was once popular with girls.
The classmates in the front row wanted to put their heads in the drawer.
Everyone covered their mouths and noses with fear on their faces, as if they were avoiding biological and chemical weapons.
Gang Ziyun's heart skipped a beat, and when he took a closer look, his eyes almost flew out.
I saw Asuma Sarutobi, the son of Hokage, crossing his legs in an extremely arrogant manner.
He was holding a special wooden pipe with a simple shape in his mouth!
That's Third Hokage's exclusive bong!
Asuma closed his eyes and took a big sip with a look of intoxication on his face, making his cheeks deflate.
Then he opened his eyes, his eyes showed an extremely artificial "vicissitudes of life and depth", and his lips pouted.
"Huh..."
An extremely strong ring of gray-white second-hand smoke was blown out in a daze.
It was impartial and precise on the delicate and white face of Kurenai Yuhi diagonally in front.