Facing the interaction between these two crazy actors, all the girls in the class took three steps back as if they had seen something dirty.
Kurenai Yuhi's face was full of disgust, his stomach was churning, and he couldn't even see it.
[Ding! Guard-Break Points from Kurenai Yuhi, +999!]
[Ding! Speechlessness Points from Kurenai Yuhi, +555!]
[Ding! Moved Points from Might Guy, +666!]
[...]
"That's enough, that's enough! Get out of here!"
Gang Ziyun's temples were pounding, and he slapped the podium hard, sternly interrupting the conversation between the two guys about their condition.
What the hell is this?!
Gang Ziyun wiped his face hard, glanced down at the list, and announced loudly at the top of his lungs.
"The second game! Asuma Sarutobi, versus Uchiha Tekka!"
When he heard the name, Asuma held the extremely eye-catching pipe in his mouth, put his hands in his pockets, and slowly swayed onto the sand.
Before going on the field, Asuma thought he was handsome and looked back, giving Kurenai Yuhi a "melancholy" look that was one part mocking and one part cold.
This wave of "one glance for ten thousand years" resulted in Kurenai Yuhi's eyes twitching wildly, and he turned his head directly, and it hurt his eyes to look at it even more.
Asuma felt happy in her heart: Ha, this woman is shy.
Tekka moved his wrist, with quick victory written all over his face.
He sneered and mocked mercilessly.
"Lord Hokage's son, I hope your skills can be as hard as your taste."
"So much nonsense."
Asuma pretended to be serious to the end, holding a pipe in his mouth and spit out something vaguely.
The whole class felt that this was a crushing game without any suspense.
After all, Asuma is usually a bastard, but Tekka is a top student orthodoxly trained by a wealthy family.
"Start!"
The moment the fight started, Tekka punched straight towards Asuma's face.
At the critical moment, Asuma slid sideways in an extremely smooth manner, and hit Tekka with an elbow backhand directly under his ribs.
Bang!
Tekka was forced to lean back in pain, and his face changed completely.
The crowd instantly burst into low cheers.
The next attack and defense completely subverted everyone's understanding.
After two months of special training, Asuma's Taijutsu was completely transformed.
The most terrible thing is that this guy has no moral ethics at all!
Penetrating the eyes, teasing the vagina, and digging the ground with the toes are all dirty tricks.
Facing Tekka's violent attack, Asuma relied on his shamelessness to not lose at all, and the two of them fought with sand and dust flying.
What was even more explosive was that in the twenty-third round, Tekka forced Asuma back with a sweep kick.
Taking advantage of the few seconds of distance, Asuma actually slowly took out a match from his pocket.
With a "Clang" sound, he relit his extinguished pipe in an extremely cool manner.
Kakkō showed off his face that was pretending to be old, and he took the opportunity to take a sip.
Hey guys, smoking and refilling your drink during the actual game?!
The whole place was dead silent.
Gang Ziyun opened his mouth so wide that he could stuff a duck egg into it, and the roll call sheet almost fell to the ground.
Is this still that bastard?!
Tekka was even more shocked. His family heritage, which he was so proud of, was actually at odds with a gangster who was smoking and fighting at the same time?!
[Ding! Guard-Break Points from Uchiha Tekka, +888!]
[Ding! Shock Points from Gang Ziyun, +777!]
[Ding! Astonishment Points from the whole class, +1000!]
Standing on the sidelines at night, holding his chin with one hand, looking at the crazy numbers on the panel, he smiled like an old farmer watching a great harvest in the leek field.
However, genius is still genius after all.
After dozens of rounds of high-intensity fighting, Asuma's Chakra finally bottomed out, and his movements were half a beat slower.
Tekka seized the flaw and hit Asuma's calf with a heavy low sweeping kick.
"Bang!"
Asuma fell on his back and ate a mouthful of dirt. The pipe flew out of his mouth and bounced twice on the ground.
"The victory has been decided!"
Gang Ziyun announced.
Asuma lay sprawled on the sand, breathing heavily.
Although he lost, he felt quite happy.
The combo just now combined with the cigarette lighting action definitely showed the charm of a mature man to the extreme!
At this moment, a faint fragrance wafted over.
Kurenai Yuhi took the initiative to step forward out of friendship with classmates.
She bent down slightly and stretched out her small white hands.
In the backlight, Kurenai Yuhi's red pupils are clear and translucent, and the breeze is blowing her broken hair.
"Asuma, are you not injured? Taijutsu was very powerful just now."
Hong has a good relationship with Asuma on weekdays. Now seeing Asuma fighting so well makes me really happy.
As for the abstract behavior of Asuma before, it is probably because of a short-circuit in his brain, and it should be back to normal now.
However, looking at the beautiful goddess so close at hand, Asuma realized it again!
Ye Da's deceitful brainwashing theory echoed crazily in his mind.
"Women are only attracted by the vicissitudes of mature men! When you blow out a smoke ring, it is all the accumulation of time!"
Done!
Pipe tactics epic victory!
Hong took the initiative to help me!
She is absolutely obsessed with me!
Asuma was so passionate that he fell into a world-defying self-movement.
He grabbed Hong's hand and stood up.
But he didn't let go.
Then, with lightning speed, he picked up the pipe on the ground and put it back into his mouth.
Staring at Kurenai Yuhi affectionately, he took a big puff of the finest tobacco leaves.
Then.
"Huh..."
A ring of extremely rich, spicy and choking off-white second-hand smoke.
There was just such a "pop" sound, completely blurred on the delicate little face of Kurenai Yuhi, which was very close at hand.
Kurenai Yuhi The whole person froze.
Just before she could react, Asuma hardened the subwoofer and stared at her with extremely greasy eyes.
"Woman, don't pay too much attention to me."
"After all... I am the man you cannot love."
Training Ground The air completely solidified in this second.
"Cough! Cough cough cough cough cough!!!"
Kurenai Yuhi was so smoked that he stepped back repeatedly and burst into tears.
The trace of friendly sympathy just now was instantly crushed to pieces by the extreme disgust.
"Asuma Sarutobi! You must be seriously ill!!!"
Kurenai Yuhi let out a hysterical roar.
The next second, she slapped Asuma hard on the face, and the crisp sound spread throughout Training Ground.
But a slap in the face will not relieve the anger at all!
Immediately afterwards, a small pink fist mixed with furious Chakra, with the sound of tearing the air, hit Asuma's right eye socket without reservation.
"Bang!"
Asuma screamed and flew out in a parabola, slamming into the sand pile next to it. The third generation's pipe was directly inserted into the mud.
"Purebred idiot! Go to hell!!!"
Hong rushed forward and kicked Asuma on the ground.
Training Ground On the edge, Gang Ziyun's blood pressure soared past the limit of the human body, and he almost fainted.
[Ding! Guard-Break Points from Kurenai Yuhi, +1000!]
[Ding! Bewilderment Points from Asuma Sarutobi, +999!]
[Ding! Guard-Break Points from Gang Ziyun, +1000!]
[Ding!...]
In the midst of extremely abstract chaos, Ye leaned against the barbed wire fence, listening to the Points prompts in his mind like firecrackers, and almost laughed so hard that he almost walked away.
In the distance, Kurenai Yuhi had left the "murder scene" and Earth Flow drove angrily.
When passing by a group of girls, she heard someone whisper something.
"Have you noticed that people who hang out with Uchiha Ye are more or less seriously ill?"
Kurenai Yuhi paused in his steps.
She slowly turned her head and looked at the black-haired boy who was watching the show with an innocent face across half a Training Ground.
Although her eyes were clean without a trace of impurities, Kurenai Yuhi's back was inexplicably covered in goosebumps.
These are a bunch of complete lunatics!
On the other side of the sand, the single-celled organism Obito was eagerly staring at Rin Nohara, muttering excitedly.
"Next, it's my turn to show my true self..."