You Want Me to Prevent the Clan Massacre? Why Did I Drive All of Konoha Crazy?!
Chapter 1

Helping a Brother Ask Her Name? Then Pinning Rin Nohara to the Wall!

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[Don't worry, everyone, there definitely won't be any power suppression. The first two draws are just for laughs; normal rewards start from the third draw (Chapter 9).]

"Ye, Ye, what's wrong with you? The teacher's calling on you!"

Someone jabbed him hard in the arm twice, and Uchiha Ye suddenly snapped back to his senses.

Looking at the little brats around him in their strange outfits, then at the crooked words on the blackboard, Ye's face immediately darkened.

His head was still buzzing.

One second ago, he had been working overtime at his desk, sorting spreadsheets. The next, he blinked, and everything around him had changed.

A flood of memories surged into his mind, leaving him stunned.

The Naruto World?

Konoha?

The Ninja Academy?

Worst of all, his name was Uchiha Ye.

Holy crap!

Thinking of Itachi, that legendary filial son who would say, "My foolish little brother," before cutting through the Uchiha Clan compound like he was chopping vegetables, Ye felt his liver ache.

Other transmigrators at least got a grace period. He had been handed a death warrant right away!

Once Sasuke graduated, not even a dog at the village entrance would survive from the Uchiha Clan!

Oh vast heavens, why are you so cruel to me?!

Just as Ye fell into despair, a crisp ding suddenly rang out in his mind.

[Breakthrough Power System successfully bound.] [System Description: As long as you break someone's defenses and cause intense emotional fluctuations, you can obtain Guard-Break Points. Guard-Break Points can be used for draws in the System Shop. One draw costs 1,000 points, and a ten-draw guarantees a premium item.]

Ye froze, then his eyes gradually lit up.

Messing with people's heads?

He was good at that!

"Ye! Why are you spacing out? The teacher's looking right at you!"

The spiky-haired boy in goggles beside him spoke urgently in a low voice.

Ye turned to look.

Obito Uchiha.

He was Ye's deskmate and childhood friend.

On the podium, the unnamed Chunin teacher already looked impatient. "Uchiha Ye, it's your turn to introduce yourself. What are you dawdling around for down there?"

Ye stood up and spoke with complete confidence.

"My name is Uchiha Ye. My hobby is watching people hate my guts while being unable to do anything about it. My dream is to die of natural causes. That concludes my report."

The entire class was dumbfounded.

The Chunin teacher's eye twitched. What the hell was that supposed to be?

[Guard-Break Points from the Chunin teacher: +66!] [Guard-Break Points from Asuma Sarutobi: +33!] [Guard-Break Points from Kurenai Yuhi: +12!]

Listening to the scattered notifications in his mind, Ye grinned.

It really worked!

Though the points were a little low.

He sat back down.

Obito leaned over and muttered, "Ye, why are you acting so weird today?"

Ye ignored him, but noticed that Obito was absentmindedly sneaking glances toward the window.

Following Obito's gaze, Ye saw a cute girl with short brown hair and purple markings on her cheeks.

Rin Nohara.

Ye leaned close to Obito's ear. "Obito, what are you looking at?"

Obito jumped, his face instantly reddening all the way to his neck as he stammered.

"N-Nothing."

"That girl... it'll be her turn to introduce herself soon. I was just... curious what her name is."

Ye looked at Obito's innocent young-love expression and sneered inwardly.

This idiot had fallen head over heels for Rin the moment he saw her.

"You want to know her name?"

Ye raised a brow.

"Huh? Yeah..." Obito nodded shyly.

"Leave it to me."

Ye patted his chest, looking completely righteous. "I'll go ask her for you right now."

Obito suddenly turned, gratitude shining in his eyes. "Huh? Really?! Ye, you're such a great guy! Thanks!"

As soon as he spoke, Obito realized something was wrong. "Wait, class is still in session..."

Ye ignored Obito's attempts to stop him.

He abruptly rose to his feet and, under the astonished gazes of the entire classroom, swaggered out of his seat and walked straight toward Rin Nohara.

"Uchiha Ye! Where do you think you're going?!"

The teacher on the podium had just called the next student's name. Seeing Ye's actions, he immediately flew into a rage.

Ye turned a deaf ear.

He stopped in front of Rin Nohara's desk.

Rin had been about to stand and introduce herself. Seeing Ye stalk over so aggressively, she froze, completely at a loss.

Ye lowered his head slightly and looked at Rin.

The classroom fell silent.

At the back of the room, Obito craned his neck and nervously swallowed. Ye really is loyal. Just as expected of my brother!

The next second.

Ye suddenly raised his right hand and slammed it against the wall beside Rin's seat with a bang.

The movement was so fast that it stirred up a gust of wind.

A direct wall pin!

Rin Nohara was trapped between Ye's arm and the wall, his face inches from hers.

She could even feel the warmth of his breath, and her entire body went rigid.

The whole class turned to stone.

What the hell was this guy doing?!

Ye stared straight at Rin. A smile that he believed was devilishly charming curled across his lips as he deliberately lowered his voice.

"Beautiful miss, may I have the honor of knowing your name?"

Time seemed to stop at that moment.

A few seconds later, Ye's mind exploded with notifications.

[Guard-Break Points from Rin Nohara: +666!] [Guard-Break Points from the Chunin teacher: +888!] [Guard-Break Points from Might Guy: +300!] [Guard-Break Points from Asuma Sarutobi: +450!]

However, all those notifications were overwhelmed by a single message glowing with golden light.

[Guard-Break Points from Obito Uchiha: +999!!!] [Guard-Break Points from Obito Uchiha: +999!!!] [Guard-Break Points from Obito Uchiha: +999!!!]

Guard-Break Points flooded the screen like crazy.

At the back of the classroom, Obito gripped the edge of his desk so hard that his fingers went white. His mouth hung open wide enough to fit an apple inside, and his eyes nearly popped out of their sockets.

What had he heard?

What had he seen?

That was his brother!

That was the girl he had a crush on!

Didn't he say he would help ask her name?!

He went up there and pinned her to the wall?!

At that moment, Obito felt green light above his head as his entire world collapsed.

Listening to the storm of "+999" notifications in his mind, Ye nearly burst out laughing.

This haul was huge!

Obito truly deserved to be the ultimate pure-hearted simp of the Uchiha Clan. His emotional explosiveness was downright terrifying.

In just a few seconds, Ye's account balance had soared past 5,000 points!

"Hehe..." Looking at Rin's panicked face, Ye's mind was filled with images of system draws, and he could not help letting out a laugh.

In the dead-silent classroom, that laughter sounded particularly... perverted.

Rin shrank back toward the corner.

What was wrong with this guy?

Not only was he acting strangely, but his laugh was creepy too!

Watching Ye pin Rin to the wall while making that weird "hehe" sound, Obito's mentality completely shattered.

"UCHIHA YE!!!"

Obito let out a miserable scream and scrambled out of his seat.

Just then, the system notification sounded again.

[Ding! Detected that the host possesses 5,000 Guard-Break Points. Would you like to immediately begin a five-draw?]

P.S. The new book is setting sail! Thank you all for your support. If you spot any issues while reading, please @ the little author, and they will be corrected promptly after being seen!

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