You Want Me to Prevent the Clan Massacre? Why Did I Drive All of Konoha Crazy?!
Chapter 2

Genius Coins Drop Fast

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"No!"

Ye shouted in his heart without hesitation.

Five thousand points looked like a lot, but gacha was a bottomless pit.

Single pulls ruined lives, five-pulls gave nothing but garbage, and lotteries without pity systems were an IQ tax.

Ye took a deep breath. The painful lessons of countless days and nights in his previous life—grinding and spending money without even seeing a single SSR hair—were still fresh in his mind.

He was extremely clearheaded now. Only the ten-pull pity at ten thousand points could change this body's fate.

Thinking of ten thousand points, Ye's mind filled with wonderful plans for the future.

Before he knew it, a thread of excited saliva dripped from the corner of his mouth.

"Slurp."

He instinctively swallowed it back down.

Normally, that sound would have been nothing.

But what kind of situation was this?

The entire class was dead silent!

You could have heard a needle hit the floor.

That "slurp" was infinitely amplified in the quiet classroom, drilling straight into everyone's ears.

Rin Nohara, who was huddled in the corner, went completely numb. At first, she had only thought this guy had something wrong with his head.

But after hearing that sound, she slid another inch down the wall.

Several girls in the front row instantly broke out in goosebumps.

The looks the surrounding students gave Ye completely changed. They went from looking at an idiot to looking at a pervert.

[Guard-Break Points from Rin Nohara, +999!] [Guard-Break Points from Asuma Sarutobi, +50!] [Guard-Break Points from Kurenai Yuhi, +50!]

"Ye!"

Accompanied by a shrill, voice-cracking scream, Obito rushed over in a frantic scramble.

His mind was a complete mess now, with only one thought left: he couldn't let this guy keep humiliating himself in front of Rin!

Obito grabbed Ye's collar from behind and yanked him back toward his seat with all his strength, regardless of whether Ye wanted to go.

"I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!"

Obito desperately dragged him backward while bowing wildly to the surrounding students.

Especially in Rin's direction—his spiky short hair was nearly shaking out afterimages.

"Ye didn't sleep well last night! His head isn't clear! He really isn't a pervert!"

Between bows, Obito did not forget to sneak a glance at Rin.

After confirming that Rin did not hate him because of this, his face instantly flushed crimson, all the way down to his neck.

Ye was pulled back to his seat, patted the wrinkles in his clothes flat, and remained perfectly calm.

The Chunin teacher at the podium had a face so dark it was nearly purple, his chest heaving violently.

Today was the first day of school, and he truly did not want to make too much of a scene.

The teacher rapped hard on the blackboard, sending chalk dust cascading down.

"Quiet! This farce ends now!"

The Chunin teacher forcibly pulled the classroom back into order and picked up the attendance roster.

"Those who haven't introduced themselves can do so after class. We're starting now! Today, we'll cover force analysis for Ninja Tool throwing."

The voice from the podium became dry and tedious.

Ye sat in the back row with one hand propping up his chin, not taking in a single word.

Force analysis?

Could that stop Itachi Uchiha's blade?

His mind was occupied by only one goal now: gather ten thousand Guard-Break Points.

He was still short by several thousand.

Ye's gaze began sweeping around the classroom.

The ordinary students gave too little—only a few dozen points at a time. The efficiency was simply too low.

To farm coins quickly, he had to find high-quality targets with intense emotional swings and strong pride.

Very soon, his gaze passed through the crowd and locked onto the back of a white-haired boy's head in the front row.

Kakashi Hatake.

This kid was the genius of their class, wearing a mask all day long at such a young age to act cool.

The eyes of the girls around him were practically glowing green.

More importantly, this guy constantly wore that aloof, unapproachable, punchable expression.

Aloof?

Ye sneered inwardly.

There was no defense in this world he couldn't break!

Ye casually tore a corner from his notebook and absentmindedly rolled it into a small paper ball.

He took aim, pressed his thumb against his index finger, and flicked.

The paper ball traced an extremely precise arc through the air.

It passed over several students' heads and struck the back of Kakashi's silver-white head with perfect accuracy.

With a soft plop.

The sound was not loud, but it was unusually clear in the front-row area.

Kakashi's body paused slightly.

He slowly turned around, his trademark dead-fish eyes locking emotionlessly onto Ye in the back row.

The two stared at each other across the classroom.

The surrounding students all sucked in a breath.

Had Uchiha Ye taken the wrong medicine today?

He had teased Rin Nohara just now, and now he was provoking Kakashi, the top student in their year?

Did he have a death wish?

Facing Kakashi's icy gaze, Ye did not panic in the slightest.

He put on an extremely sincere, concerned expression.

Leaning forward slightly, he asked in a whisper loud enough for the entire classroom to hear clearly:

"Kakashi, do you wear that mask every day because you've got hemorrhoids somewhere embarrassing around your mouth?"

Silence.

Deathly silence.

The teacher at the podium stopped writing.

The girls in the front row covered their mouths.

Kakashi's dead-fish eyes, which were usually devoid of any emotion, visibly widened at that moment.

The veins on his forehead throbbed twice, and his originally tense aura instantly fell into disarray.

Hemorrhoids?

On his mouth?!

[Guard-Break Points from Kakashi Hatake, +444!] [Guard-Break Points from Kakashi Hatake, +222!]

A massive windfall rang out in Ye's mind. As expected, geniuses dropped coins much faster!

Just as Kakashi's eyes were about to turn murderous, Might Guy, who sat beside him, abruptly stood up.

"Unforgivable!"

Guy clenched both fists, his thick brows standing on end as he pointed at Ye in the back row and roared.

"You actually dared insult my eternal rival with such vile words! This is blasphemy against youth!"

"Uchiha Ye, after school, come have a manly duel with me and let our sweat fly!"

The entire classroom's attention was instantly drawn to Guy.

Ye looked at the thick-browed boy with a bowl cut and green skintight suit, rolled his eyes, and leisurely leaned back in his chair.

"I refuse."

Ye's voice was utterly calm.

"Are you afraid of losing?!"

Guy shouted back.

"No." Ye shook his head, his face full of disgust.

"Catching hemorrhoids would be one thing, but if I caught your bowl-cut hairstyle and your taste in green skintight suits, my life would be completely ruined."

The classroom fell into dead silence again.

Everyone's gazes shifted back and forth between Guy's bowl cut and Ye's face.

[Guard-Break Points from Might Guy, +233!] [Guard-Break Points from Might Guy, +111!]

Guy froze in place. He looked down at the green training suit he was so proud of, then touched his hair.

His whole body visibly wilted, as though he had suffered a devastating blow to his soul.

After provoking two of the class's biggest figures in a row, the Chunin teacher at the podium finally snapped.

"UCHIHA YE!!!"

The roar made the windowpanes buzz.

The chalk in the teacher's hand was crushed to powder, white dust falling through his fingers.

The Chunin teacher grabbed the hard wooden blackboard eraser covered in chalk dust from the podium and flicked his wrist.

This was the raw wrist strength of a genuine Chunin.

The eraser flew from his hand with a shriek through the air, shooting toward Ye's face like a thrown Kunai.

"Get out and stand in the hall!"

It was incredibly fast.

The whole class held its breath. If that hit him squarely, his face would definitely be ruined.

Ye remained seated, completely unhurried.

The blackboard eraser rapidly enlarged in his vision, but he did not even blink.

Just as the eraser was about to strike his face, Ye suddenly reached out with his right hand and accurately grabbed Obito by the back of his collar.

Obito was lost in thought at that moment, his mind filled with how he would explain everything to Rin after class.

In the instant Obito let his mind wander, an irresistible force tugged at the back of his neck.

He lost his balance and was dragged leftward, perfectly blocking the space directly in front of Ye.

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