The Cannon Fodder Supporting Actress Eats Melons Online
Chapter 3

# Young Hunk and His Sugar Daddy: A Few Things

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Chu Xiyue had no idea that He Jinyuan's fans were scrutinizing her with magnifying glasses, looking for faults. Even if she had known, she would not have cared.

She had joined the variety show to enjoy the gossip, not to win fans.

After exchanging pleasantries with He Jinyuan, they got into the car one after the other and headed for the filming location.

The One She Loves Most had five couples. Three were real married couples, while the other two were trainee couples.

Chu Xiyue and He Jinyuan were among the latter.

Chu Xiyue and He Jinyuan sat on opposite sides of the aisle, with cameras filming them from the front. The journey was rather long, and she could not openly play on her phone under the cameras, so Chu Xiyue grew drowsy.

The system suddenly said excitedly, [Host, I just found a huge scoop!]

Chu Xiyue instantly perked up. "Already? What scoop? What scoop? Hurry up and tell me!"

The system said, [That young hunk partnered with you, who sells himself as a single sweet-puppy type, actually has no preferences in private. He takes both men and women. Last month, he even ended up in the hospital after getting too intense while playing games with a sugar daddy!]

Chu Xiyue:!!!

"Damn! What game? Tell me in detail!"

# Young Hunk and His Sugar Daddy: A Few Things

The system said, [Last month, He Jinyuan was taken by a sugar daddy to a same-sex social party. He played wildly at the party. Fresh-made sandwiches and double-ended plugs were child's play. At their craziest, more than ten people played together. To please one particular sugar daddy, He Jinyuan even let him shove in a wine bottle!]

Chu Xiyue's eyes widened. She turned to look at He Jinyuan again, the shock in her heart practically spilling from her expression. "!!! What? A wine bottle?! What kind of wine bottle?"

The system really did have the data. It said eagerly, [A 1982 Lafite wine bottle. And it was not only wine bottles. There had also been cucumbers, eggplants, and even eggs before!]

Chu Xiyue looked utterly stunned. "An asshole supermarket was right beside me all along!!!"

The system continued, [That wine bottle was his first time trying it. Unlike other things, a wine bottle is narrow at the front and wide at the back. It is like putting a lightbulb in your mouth—easy to get in, hard to get out. In the end, he had to go to the hospital, and the doctor went to enormous lengths before getting it out.]

[I'm telling you, when He Jinyuan went to the hospital, he told the doctor that he had been drinking wine in the bath, accidentally slipped, and it went in. The doctor knew everything, but pretended not to out of professional ethics!]

Chu Xiyue turned her head and gave He Jinyuan a glance she believed to be subtle, her eyes full of respect!

Then she asked the system, "Are there pictures? Are there pictures? Hurry up and send them over! I've never seen a scene this grand before!"

The system said, [Restricted images cannot be sent. They'll get censored.]

Chu Xiyue could only give up regretfully.

Chu Xiyue's repeated little glances at He Jinyuan were captured by the cameras and shown in the livestream.

Duohe Fans, who had already been on guard against Chu Xiyue pulling something, immediately exploded.

[I knew she wouldn't behave herself. She looked at Yuanbao three times in one minute. Who knows what bad idea she's cooking up!]

[If Chu Xiyue dares keep trying to cling to Yuanbao for publicity, we don't need to be nice to her. Flood her page and curse her out of the industry!]

[That's right. Sisters, remember to screen-record it. Record evidence of Chu Xiyue throwing herself at him, so the antis can't say we're bullying a newcomer.]

Just as the fans were preparing to fight for their idol's innocence, the car suddenly passed over a speed bump, jolting the entire vehicle up and down.

He Jinyuan frowned slightly and quietly sucked in a breath. Then he discreetly changed his sitting position, spreading his legs apart while shifting his weight to one side.

His movement was extremely subtle, but it could not fool the system.

The system searched through its database. [Huh?]

As a fellow gossip enthusiast, Chu Xiyue keenly detected the scent of fresh gossip in that brief interjection.

"What did you find?"

The system told Chu Xiyue, [He Jinyuan really is committed. His injury from the wine bottle last month has not fully healed, yet a few days ago he went into battle wounded to serve a rich woman who enjoyed Fourth Love. That forearm-thick—beep—was not much different from a wine bottle. He Jinyuan's unhealed injury got even worse, and he ended up in the hospital again. This time, he told the doctor he had injured himself from constipation.]

Chu Xiyue:!!!

Chu Xiyue turned to look at him again, her shock now carrying a trace of admiration. Ruthless! That was truly ruthless!

He Jinyuan happened to catch Chu Xiyue's expression. He found the way she looked at him rather strange, so he looked himself over from head to toe, but found nothing improper.

Chu Xiyue's expression was complicated, but in the end, she sincerely advised him, "Nothing. I just wanted to remind you not to forget to do pelvic floor exercises."

With wine bottles and—beep—like that, his sphincter muscles could easily become lax!

He Jinyuan's heart skipped a beat, and his pupils contracted slightly. Why would Chu Xiyue say that to him? The doctor at the hospital he had visited had said the exact same thing. Could she know something!?

He Jinyuan looked at Chu Xiyue. His smile was forced and stiff, his gaze cautious. "Why did Junior Sister Chu bring that up?"

"I just saw on the news that adults should ideally do fifty pelvic floor exercises a day. They can effectively prevent hemorrhoids and perianal diseases." Chu Xiyue pointed at the small television on the bus, where an ad for a men's health hospital was playing: the second one was half price.

The camera followed her finger upward, but the cameraman remembered that the hospital had not paid their show any advertising fees, so he moved away after filming it for only a second.

The barrage comments that had confidently claimed Chu Xiyue was about to stir up trouble and cling to He Jinyuan for publicity seemed to have been collectively slapped in the face. The comment section fell quiet for several seconds.

Only a few scattered comments drifted by.

[Hahaha, pelvic floor exercises. He Jinyuan's fans stayed on guard forever, and this was all it was? I'm dying!]

[Thanks for the reminder. Going to do pelvic floor exercises right now! (fists clasped)]

He Jinyuan secretly breathed a sigh of relief. As long as no one knew about those things, it was fine.

He Jinyuan had become a young hunk with an extremely strong career drive, so his ability to manage his expressions was naturally excellent. He smiled faintly at Chu Xiyue. "Thank you for the reminder, Junior Sister, but I am in good health and have no problems whatsoever. I do not need to do that exercise."

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