Charting the Endless Sea
Chapter 780

The Fickle-Tempered Monkey

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"Supreme Purity Demon-Slaying Heaven-Flipping Mountain-Quelling Sea-Overturning Divine Staff!"

Before the man could react, Aiou shouted again and directly smashed down with his staff. The man immediately raised the Dragon Soul Spear to block it. Sure enough, this strike was still an utterly ordinary strike.

"Yin-Yang Four Symbols Five Elements Eight Trigrams Spaghetti Staff!"

Aiou shouted again, gripping the Sea-Calming Divine Chopsticks with both hands as he swung them at the man.

"Wait, are you just shouting nonsense?" The man dodged the blow and could not help asking when Aiou prepared to attack again.

Holding the Sea-Calming Divine Chopsticks, Aiou retorted, "Bullshit. Which one of my moves was shouted at random?"

"You just said something about a Spaghetti Staff. Don't think I don't know what spaghetti is—you're just shouting nonsense." The man spoke sternly.

The Sea-Calming Divine Chopsticks asked pitifully, "Daddy, is what he said true?"

"Who says it is? Why can't Spaghetti Staff be a move? Just because you know what spaghetti is? Don't you know bricks can be weapons too? Just because bricks can build houses and pave roads, does that negate their identity as weapons?" Aiou immediately shot back.

The man said coldly, "Utter nonsense. You're twisting logic by force. With that attitude... are you insulting me?"

"Freeze!" Aiou rolled his eyes, then pointed a finger. The man instantly became unable to move.

Aiou took out a brick from his storage space, walked up to the man, and asked, "Forget everything else. Just answer one question: is this a weapon?"

"No?" the man answered stubbornly.

Aiou smacked him with the brick. The man's Blood Shield was instantly depleted to zero. Aiou asked again, "Now think carefully. Is this a weapon?"

"No!" the man roared.

Aiou hit him with the brick again. The man's head split open and blood

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