"Yixuan Sect Master, are you challenging me?"
Hoshimi Miyabi The force of the knife suddenly became sharp, and the blade struck straight at the back of the chair. Yixuan's body swayed and slipped from the back of the chair, but the wine bottle was in her hand without leaking any wine.
"Chief Ya, do you want to take a bite too?"
"Come again!!"
When Hoshimi Miyabi saw this, he also felt the desire to win and slashed at the wooden chair with his knife.
While the sawdust was flying, Yixuan had already used Azure Nether Method, stepped on the wall root, and jumped up to the eaves.
Yixuan sat on the eaves corner, poured a few drops of wine on his fingers, and then drew a talisman on the tile. "Chief Ya, this is 'Drunken Immortal Points the Way'. Guess where I will land next?"
"No need!"
Hoshimi Miyabi struck the eaves column with a horizontal knife, trying to force Yixuan down.
Taking advantage of the vibration of the pillar, Yixuan jumped up and landed next to Pulchra. He snatched half of the elbow from her hand and took a big bite.
Pulchra: Master???
"Chief Ya, you have to learn to use your own strength to fight, not to fight head-on."
"The way of the samurai is never to save effort!"
Hoshimi Miyabi retorted, taking advantage of the situation and changing his move - turning around and slashing horizontally, the wind of the knife swept past.
Yixuan suddenly lay down backwards to avoid the knife, then tapped the blade lightly with his toes, and flew out using the force.
"Chief Ya, I told you, you must learn to use your strength!"
So just like that, the two people 'performed' a duet in the yard - Hoshimi Miyabi's sword light poured down like a torrential rain, while Yixuan seemed to be dancing on the tip of the knife.
But every time Hoshimi Miyabi's sword wind passes by, Yixuan can always take a sip while dodging.
After three rounds of drinking, the wine bottle in Yixuan's hand was almost empty, and Hoshimi Miyabi lost his temper.
"Okay, good wine..."
Yixuan raised the jug, but this time she drank too quickly, choked, coughed, and 'accidentally' poured the jug in her hand onto Hoshimi Miyabi.
"..."
Hoshimi Miyabi frowned and reached out to push Yixuan away.
But who would have thought that Yixuan was like a bouncy ball, it bounced back after being pushed away, and leaned towards Hoshimi Miyabi again.
"Yixuan Master, please respect yourself!"
Hoshimi Miyabi stretched out his hand and pushed Yixuan away for the second time, but Yixuan bounced back without knowing whether it was intentional or not.
You push away, I bounce back... the two of them are rocking back and forth like this.
Everyone around was stunned, the chopsticks in their hands stopped in mid-air.
Pan Yinhu looked at Ye Shiyuan and asked, "Senior Brother Ye, has Master started drinking like crazy again?"
Ye Shiyuan grabbed Pan Yinhu and said seriously, "No. Master's moves look chaotic, but in fact they are orderly in chaos, and his figure is erratic..."
Ye Shunguang: "Brother, are you saying that the kung fu master just used is the long-lost kung fu technique "Drunken Eight Immortals" in the world?"
Ling: "Ah? But isn't that in the movie?"
[I'm upside down and upside down~~]
Suddenly, the BGM song of "Drunken Fist" sounded, and everyone turned their heads, only to see Pulchra hiding her phone in embarrassment.
"Hey, I'm sorry, my phone is ringing!"
Thump--
On the other side, Yixuan finally stopped leaning towards Hoshimi Miyabi, lay down on the table, and fell asleep.
"Senior Brother Pan is right, Master must have drunk too much!"
Zhe held his forehead and complained.
"I'm not drunk, hiccup..."
Yixuan raised his head and said with blurred eyes, "Master, I want to teach you now. I created my own... Oops..."
Before he finished speaking, Yixuan staggered and almost fell to the ground. Zhe rushed over to help Yixuan.
"Yixuan Master, would you like to help you go to the bedroom?" Zhe said helplessly.
"No need!"
Yixuan gently pushed Zhe away, then looked at Hoshimi Miyabi and said, "Chief Ya, in martial arts, the best kung fu is the combination of hardness and softness."
"..."
Hearing this, Hoshimi Miyabi fell into deep thought.
She looked back at Yixuan's dancing figure just now - drinking wine under the moonlight, and it seemed that she felt indescribably comfortable.
"Master Yixuan, so what kind of martial arts is this?" Hoshimi Miyabi couldn't help but ask.
Yixuan heard this and handed the jug over: "My unique martial arts - "If you don't leave your hand with the jug, you won't have to worry about fighting." Do you want to learn? I'll teach you."
"Okay!"
Hoshimi Miyabi looked at Yixuan, hesitated for a moment, took the wine bottle and took a sip.
Then, Hoshimi Miyabi's eyes lit up, and her heart seemed to be ignited. Then she stood up suddenly, and her body twisted with a strange rhythm "Gokuraku Jodo":
えやえのままに
Five he loves, five he loves, are you making trouble in the exam?
"Chief Ya??"
The three of them, Hoshimi Miyabi and Hollow Special Operations Section 6, were all dumbfounded when they saw Hoshimi Miyabi dancing suddenly.
After a while, Tsukishiro Yanagi and Harumasa rushed over to hold her, but who was Hoshimi Miyabi? They couldn't hold her down at all.
Hoshimi Miyabi spins for a while and kicks for a while.
"Why is he crazy again?"
Zhe looked at Hoshimi Miyabi in disbelief--Which Robot Fox can dance like this?
Yixuan leaned to the side, narrowed his eyes, smiled drunkenly, and clapped his hands from time to time.
"Wow, Master's new set of exercises is much more interesting than the martial arts I learned! I want to learn this too!" Pulchra looked at it and immediately became interested. He grabbed the wine bottle and took a big sip.
As for the result, naturally Pulchra joined in with her short legs and her tiger tail waving happily behind her.
"Something's wrong???"
Ye Shiyuan frowned.
Is there something wrong with this wine?
And where did this BGM that appeared out of thin air come from?
Ye Shiyuan reasoned, but when he saw Hoshimi Miyabi and Pulchra, his body couldn't help but move to the rhythm.
"Why are you guys dancing?"
Pan Yinhu walked out of the kitchen, saw the after-dinner program, his eyes lit up, and he immediately joined in while holding the iron pot.
After that, Harumasa Soukaku became even more excited and started moving immediately. Even Tsukishiro Yanagi, who has always been strict, could not help but follow him for less than a few minutes after remaining serious.
Harumasa exclaimed, "Sister Liu, I didn't expect your dancing skills to be so good?"
"Shut up!"
"..."
Seeing the crowd of demons dancing wildly, Zhe's expression was Despair - the only other normal people left were him, Ling, and Ye Shunguang.
Ye Shunguang was helping Yixuan find a stone bench to sit down on. Ling curiously walked to the table, picked up the bottle of wine, looked at the label, and suddenly realized.
[Contains mysterious power, warm reminder, the stronger the wine, the better Elation--Burnice special blend, Griseo special]