The Future Hokage

Hidan mimicked Kakuzu's low voice, repeating it in a strange, distorted tone: "I once fought Hashirama Senju—pfft!"

"You probably threw a shuriken from eight hundred miles away, then ran for your life screaming, just like Deidara said, didn't you?!"

"'Assassinating Naruto Uzumaki in the future' is even funnier! Not only did you fail to kill him, but your target even spared your life and gave you money?! Wahahaha! This is the least funny joke Lord Jashin has ever heard! Hmm!"

Hidan laughed so hard that tears flew from his eyes as he pounded the ground:

"But the most ridiculous part is this! You actually took the money your assassination target gave you, ran back to that godforsaken Takigakure, and o!pe!ned! a! school!? Be!came! a! teach!er!? Teaching children how to kill people?!"

"Hahahaha! Kakuzu! You traitor! You betrayed the dignity of assassins! You've trampled the words 'hitman' into the mud! Hmm!"

Hidan laughed hysterically for quite a while before finally managing to straighten up. Wiping away his tears of laughter, he looked at Kakuzu with contempt and disdain for his "fall from grace":

"As expected, people without faith will all become this laughable and pathetic in the end!"

"Only I, Lord Hidan, am a true servant of Lord Jashin from beginning to end! Past, present, or future, I will offer pain and death as the finest sacrifices to the supreme Lord Jashin! Hmm!"

He raised the Three-Section Scythe high into the air and issued an even more fanatical declaration toward the shifting images in the sky:

"Just you wait! My future self will definitely make the Jashinist Cult even stronger! As for you, old man Kakuzu, just sit in your 'Assassination Classroom' and grow mold while clutching your money! Hahahaha! Hmm!"

"You're so noisy, Hidan."

A low, thoroughly irritated voice came