When Canopy Screen plays to the future when Jashinist Cult is causing trouble.
Kakuzu's eyes moved away from the account book and fell on Hidan's bored yet inexplicably confident face. He finally couldn't help but speak, with undisguised disdain in his voice:
"Hey, Hidan, let me ask you, does your future brain have something in your butt? How dare you provoke Naruto Uzumaki, who is similar to Monster in the future? Do you still think you haven't died enough?"
When Hidan heard this, he just lazily said "Huh?" in a protracted tone, not even bothering to raise his eyelids completely, and responded with the same disdainful tone:
"Shut up, Kakuzu! Don't compare me to trash killers like you who just want to retire and drive some 'Assassination Classroom' as Teacher when you can't beat others!"
"I am an immortal who is loved by Lord Jashin! No matter how strong Naruto Uzumaki is, he is just a mortal. How can I be compared with Deity?"
There was no expression on Kakuzu's face covered with stitches, but a rare hint of genuine curiosity flashed through his green eyes.
He closed the account book and asked, "Speaking of which, you keep saying 'Lord Jashin' all day long. What is the name of the God you believe in? Does He really exist?"
When Hidan heard this, he immediately became energetic. He sat up like a carp and looked at Kakuzu excitedly. "Oh? What? Kakuzu, have you finally enlightened? Have you figured out how to take refuge in my supreme Jashinist Cult?"
"Our God? Uh..." He got stuck for a moment, and then loudly announced confidently, "It's called Evil God! Lord Jashin is Lord Jashin!"
After Kakuzu listened, he was silent for three seconds. Then he slapped himself on the forehead covering Earth Grudge Fear and made a dull sound. His tone was full of annoyance and self-doubt:
"I'm really crazy! How could I be as stupid as you and ask you this kind of question? You can't even figure out which god you worship? As long as it's 'Evil God', you'll worship them all, right?"
"Asshole! You are not allowed to insult Lord Jashin!" Hidan jumped up like a cat whose tail was stepped on, waving Bloody Triple-Bladed Scythe, "Lord Jashin is ever-changing and omnipresent! Isn't it normal to have several different incarnations and names?! Doesn't this further prove that Lord Jashin's power is unfathomable!"
Kakuzu looked at Hidan's enthusiastic and illogical appearance, and completely lost interest in talking. He picked up the account book again and waved his hand:
"Okay, okay, I don't want to know, and don't preach to me. Sometimes the more you know, the faster you die. This is my philosophy of survival."
"I have already planned that when Akatsuki Organization is completely disbanded, I will go back and start running my 'Assassination Classroom', which is a serious business and a stable income. As for you..."
Kakuzu raised his head and glanced at Hidan as if he was looking for trouble. "Sooner or later, you, this guy, will be liquidated by Five Great Nations's cooperation."
"When the time comes, don't drag me into it. I still want to live a few more years, oh no, to make a few more years of money."
"You traitor who was blinded by money! Coward!" Hidan screamed angrily again, shouting at Kakuzu's back, "Lord Jashin will definitely punish you! When you are in poverty, don't ask me to introduce you to the religion!"
Kakuzu's response was to turn the abacus louder, completely ignoring the noise pollution from the crazy Believer partner behind him.
[Early the next morning, after learning that he was going to return to Konoha with the young representatives of Iwagakure, Boruto Uzumaki immediately remembered the "agreement" with Haimā.]
[He was thinking to himself: Although that guy Haimā has a bad mouth, he really helped me a lot yesterday and almost cost him his life. I have to do my best to promote the matter between him and Class Representative no matter what!]
[He immediately found Shikadai Nara, pulled him to the corner, and asked in a low voice: "Shikadai, help me think of a way! How can I make Haimā and Class Representative... Well, you know!"]
[Shikadai yawned and leaned lazily against the wall, but his eyes had already begun his usual calculation and analysis.]
[He touched his chin and said: "We definitely can't do it with just two reckless men. The goal is too obvious and it's easy to mess it up."]
["We must find a considerate helper. Go and call Sarada."]
[Although Boruto didn't understand why, he quickly pulled Sarada over who was packing his luggage.]
["What are you doing, Boruto? You're mysterious." Sarada pushed up his glasses and looked at the two of them doubtfully.]
["That's it, what happened last night..." After Shikadai told Boruto about how he promised Haimā to help him hook up with Class Representative, Sarada nodded in understanding.]
[Then Sarada frowned: "It always feels like we are engaged in some conspiracy, but if it is to thank Haimā for helping Boruto, I can help.]
["But the premise is not to go too far, Class Representative must respect her own wishes."]
["Don't worry, we are just building a bridge. It depends on them whether they can walk or not." Shikadai concluded.]
[The day after returning to Konoha, Shikadai's plan was quietly launched.]
[Sarada succeeded in persuading Sumire Kakei according to the plan, and Boruto came forward to send an invitation to the "study group" to Haimā.]
[Haimā looked disdainful at first: "Studying with you second-rate ninjas? What a waste of time."]
[But after hearing that Sumire Kakei would also participate, he snorted with apparent reluctance: "That's all, just think of it as checking the average level of Konoha Genin."]
[Konoha Library, in a quiet corner, the study group started as scheduled.]
[The atmosphere was a little stiff at first. Haimā was sitting upright. What was spread out in front of him was not the Ninjutsu scroll, but a thick copy of "History of the Shinobi World·Revised Edition".]
[Sumire Kakei sat quietly opposite him, looking at his notes, occasionally raising his eyes to look at Haimā quietly.]
[According to the plan, Boruto was the first to "attack": "Oh! It's broken! I forgot to help my mother buy groceries today! Dad specifically asked me before! I'll withdraw first!" After that, he ran away without waiting for a response.]
[After a while, Shikadai also held his stomach with a "painful" look on his face: "Sorry, I may have eaten something bad this morning. I have to go to the bathroom!" He also successfully evacuated.]
[Sarada saw that the time was almost up, so he stood up and said to the two of them: "I have a problem about Chakra Meridian System. I need to go over there and check Advanced Medical Archives. You guys discuss it first."]
[Speaking, she also took the scroll and walked to another desk more than ten meters away, leaving Haimā and Sumire Kakei alone.]
[After a moment of silence, Haimā spoke first, pointing to a record about Orochimaru in his general history:]
[He raised his ice-blue eyes, looked at the calm purple-haired girl opposite, and asked a question that had been lingering in his mind for a long time:]
["Sumire Kakei, you are from Konoha. So, according to your official records or internal rumors."]
[Haimā's voice carries a sense of scrutiny, "Orochimaru, the traitorous ninja who planned 'Konoha Crush Plan' and personally killed Third Hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi."]
["Why was he later not only pardoned by Konoha, but even accepted to a certain extent, allowing him and his forces to exist?"]
["In my opinion, this is simply an unreasonable compromise."]