Konoha: After the Diary Exposure, the Female Ninjas Broke Down

Konoha: After the Diary Exposure, the Female Ninjas Broke Down

Author: Naruto Konoha Fan Fiction

Synopsis:

He traveled to the Naruto World, became Naruto Uzumaki, and could obtain rewards just by writing in a diary.

Perfect Sage Body, Flying Thunder God Technique, Eight Gates Formation, Wood Release Kekkei Genkai...

Naruto planned that before acquiring absolute power, he must keep a low profile, low profile, and low profile.

However, Naruto discovered that those female characters in the Shinobi World seemed somewhat different from the Original Story.

Sakura did not go act like a bootlicker for Sasuke, but came to bootlick him every day.

Hinata was so shy, but she wandered around in front of him every day.

As the Anbu member monitoring him, Uzuki Yugao had no intention of hiding herself at all.

Tsunade suddenly returned to the village, punched Jiraiya away, and clamored to take him as a disciple!

Ino Yamanaka, Kurenai Yuhi, Tenten, Konan...

Looking at the various women clamoring to be his wives, Naruto sighed helplessly.

This really was not what he had in mind!

Chapter 1 Mysterious Diary

"Good evening~"

Along with a listless greeting, Sakura pushed open the door and walked in.

"Sakura, you came at the right time."

"I made your favorite Yakiniku today, hurry up and sit down to eat."

In the living room,

a man with a chevron mustache and hair like a starfish greeted with a smile.

In the kitchen,

there was also a matron wearing a robe with short yellow hair who was busy.

The two were Sakura's parents—Kizashi Haruno and Mebuki Haruno.

"I'm not very hungry."

"You guys eat first, no need to wait for me."

Sakura shook her head without even raising her head, then went straight back to her room.

"What's wrong with this child... today?"

"How would I know, she probably ran into something unpleasant."

"Then we..."

"We'll eat first, she'll come out to eat herself when she's hungry."

"Oh."

Bang!

Sakura casually dropped the schoolbag in her hand onto the floor, and then threw herself flat on her back onto the bed.

"What on earth was up with that guy Naruto today..."

Sakura muttered with frustration.

Today at the Ninja Academy, she saw Naruto spacing out, so she wanted to discipline this idiot just like usual.

However,

she never expected that Naruto would actually push her down hard onto the ground in front of everyone.

"Think things through before you do them in the future, I won't keep spoiling you."

Thinking of the words Naruto Uzumaki uttered, Sakura's tears could not help but well up in her eyes.

Today's incident,

turned her into the laughingstock of everyone.

Especially in front of Ino Yamanaka, she had lost almost all face.

Yet Sakura could not figure it out no matter what.

Clearly yesterday Naruto was still the type to not fight back when beaten or talk back when scolded, so why would he suddenly become like a completely different person today.

"Naruto, you bastard, you're driving me crazy."

"Let's see if I ever pay attention to you again!"

Sakura muttered to herself while rolling over.

The next second,

Sakura Haruno felt she touched something hard.

"Eh?"

"This diary..."

Looking at the pure black-covered diary in her hand, Sakura Haruno was somewhat puzzled.

She did not remember owning a diary of this style.

"Did Dad or Mom buy this for me?"

Muttering to herself, Sakura Haruno brought the diary in front of her.

"Naruto Uzumaki's Diary (Sakura Haruno)..."

Seeing the gilded characters on the diary, Sakura Haruno's brow furrowed slightly.

"Is this a prank by that guy Naruto?"

"Hmph~"

"If that guy is trying to win me over with this kind of trick, I won't accept it at all."

Thinking of today's encounter, Sakura Haruno pouted and grumbled unhappily.

After thinking for a moment,

Sakura Haruno still couldn't hold back her curiosity and slowly opened the diary in her hand.

Then,

her mouth gradually began to gape open.

Konoha.

Inside a rundown tenement.

Under dim, yellowish light,

a boy with a head of blond hair and a slightly thin figure was holding a pen and leaning over a desk writing something.

In front of the little boy,

was a diary with a pure black cover.

"Jeez, what kind of lousy system is this? To get rewards, I actually have to write a diary entry every day."

"Who writes a diary if they're a decent person?"

The little boy complained dissatisfiedly.

"System, do you even know that my identity is the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, the prime target of surveillance in the village!"

"Right now, I have no idea how many Anbu are watching my every move. You telling me to write a diary—isn't this asking me to die?"

That's right.

The little boy before us was a transmigrator, having transmigrated into the Naruto World and become Naruto Uzumaki of Konoha.

Because of certain reasons,

his memories had only successfully awakened today.

Before transmigrating,

he was also a Naruto fan,

and was very familiar with the affairs of the Naruto World.

Given his current status,

let alone writing a diary,

even if he uttered something he shouldn't,

it would probably be reported immediately to that guy Hiruzen Sarutobi by the Anbu.

The system having him write a diary,

wasn't this courting death?

Once his identity as a transmigrator was exposed, wouldn't he be totally finished?

[Please rest assured, Host. When the Host writes in the diary, no one can perceive the Host's abnormalities.]
[The Host's diary will also not be discovered by anyone.]

"That's more like it."

Hearing the system's explanation, Naruto Uzumaki finally let out a sigh of relief.

Then,

he hesitated no longer,

He started writing whatever he pleased in the Diary.

[My past-life memories didn't awaken until now; could this be the so-called Mystery of the Womb?]

[I never expected to transmigrate into the world of Naruto, and to boot, I became the protagonist, Naruto Uzumaki!]

[Still, coming to the Naruto World isn't bad at all; although this world is quite dangerous, it is also thoroughly fascinating.]

[Besides, in the Naruto World, there are plenty of beauties.]

[Not to mention Hinata, my wife, who has had a secret crush on me since childhood and is the template of a perfect wife. According to the plot, she was meant to become my wife anyway, so I absolutely cannot let her slip away.]

[Ino is nice too—the young lady of the Yamanaka Clan. When she grows up, her figure is smoking hot, and her looks are beyond reproach.]

[Then there is Tsunade's rule-breaking, massive figure; just thinking about it makes a guy flush with heat.]

[Tenten, Konan, Mei Terumi, Uzuki Yugao, Kurotsuchi... Tsk tsk, as long as there's a chance, I definitely shouldn't let a single one of these beauties get away.]

[As for Sakura... Sasuke's simping dog, I'll pass on taking her.]

[Still... my current identity is Naruto Uzumaki, and being the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki is a bit of a headache.]

[Out in the open, there is Hiruzen Sarutobi, who has constantly racked his brains trying to brainwash me.]

[In the shadows, there is Shimura Danzō, who has always wanted to control me with an Iron Fist.]

[In the future, there is also that "Anti-Mi Senior Brother" who will flatten the entire Konoha to the ground just to capture me.]

[As well as Obito Uchiha, who was blinded by hatred, unleashed Nine-Tails to kill his own master and mistress, constantly stirred up trouble, and launched the Fourth Shinobi World War.]

[The resurrected Ten-Tails, Madara Uchiha fighting tens of thousands of Allied Shinobi Forces all by himself, Black Zetsu dedicated to saving his mother, the Ōtsutsuki Clan from the depths of the Universe...]

[Mm... No matter what, before gaining absolute strength, I must lay low and hunker down!]

[Come to think of it, I am clearly the son of the Fourth Hokage, the descendant of the hero who saved the entire village from Nine-Tails, yet every day I suffer ostracization from the villagers, live in a dilapidated house, and eat expired instant noodles... The relief funds are also pitifully small. It honestly couldn't get any more pathetic.]

[Dammit, Hiruzen Sarutobi, I'll settle this score with you sooner or later!]