Impel Down: A familiar feeling

"Huh? You're telling me which one I have to buy?" Lin MuMu grinned and continued, "I could buy this one, but you'll have to give me half off."

"Huh? I'm running a small business here. Please don't make things difficult for me."

"You made things difficult for me first, okay?" Lin MuMu gave a disdainful chuckle. "I wash my hair and bathe every day. All I did was touch my head, and you're saying I got this dress dirty? Is my hair really that filthy?"

"Ahem, that's not what I meant..."

"Then what did you mean?" Lin MuMu shamelessly dug in her heels. "I've changed my mind. I'll take both dresses. Give me ninety percent off."

"Huh? N-ninety percent off? Are you trying to rob me?"

"You subjected me to an utterly vile personal attack and caused me severe emotional distress. You should be glad I'm not demanding them for free. This tiny bit of compensation for my suffering is letting you off easy."

"Uh? Are you joking... If you take both, I-I can give you twenty percent off at most."

"Ninety percent off."

"Twenty percent!"

"Ninety percent!"

"Ahem, thirty percent!"

"Ninety percent!"

"Don't push your luck! Thirty percent is the best I can do."

Still perfectly unruffled, Lin MuMu stuck to her price. "Ninety percent means ninety percent!"

"Young lady, you're being absolutely ruthless." The vendor's expression soured. "Forty percent off. That's my lowest price."

Lin MuMu didn't care. "Ninety percent!"

"Oh, what is wrong with you... Fine, fine! I give up. Half off both, all right? That's basically buy one, get one free. I'm taking a huge loss here..."

"Oh, that sounds pretty good." As she spoke, Lin MuMu tossed both dresses back to the vendor, then said with a beaming smile, "I don't want them anymore."

Then