"Hehehehe, is that you, Yanzu?"
"Nope, I'm Zha Zha Hui!"
"Hehehehe, my Bingbing, hehehehe."
Obito played around in his room for a long time.
Finally.
Using a host of handsome men as templates, he made slight adjustments to his features.
Then he secretly lengthened a certain part by a few centimeters.
The half hour was up.
The changes Obito had just sculpted were permanently retained.
He looked at his little brother in the mirror.
He was veeery satisfied with his current appearance.
"Hehe, this should make buying in a whole lot easier in the future."
Obito climbed into bed and said silently to himself.
System, thank you for your gift. I really love it.
The system gave a ding.
o(*￣▽￣*)ブ As long as you like it, Host. Consider it a customer loyalty gift from this system. This system is counting on you to help it make big money and strike it rich in the future!
Obito said with a grin.
"No problem! We'll help each other out and reach the pinnacle of life together!"
"...Ahem, well, how about giving me another question, System?"
The system immediately fell silent.
Obito waited for ages, but the system never responded.
He suddenly had a bad feeling.
"...System? ...Bro System?"
"...Fuck! You've pulled the disappearing act on me again!"
"So love really does fade, huh?"
The night passed uneventfully.
The next day.
After finishing his shift with the Anbu, Obito discovered it was already the Rat Hour.
He decided to take advantage of the quiet night and headed to the Small Grove.
He planned to try out his newly acquired Lava Release Armor.
Obito eagerly struck a pose.
Then he let out a growl dripping with adolescent melodrama.
"Lava Release Chakra Mode, activate!"
Blazing lava erupted around him.
It covered Obito layer